Du ska vara glad över att du är medlem här. Om det är något du undrar över är du alltid välkommen att fråga. Här på Kolozzeum tillämpar vi kamratuppfostran.
Is this my real size?
Or is this light trickery?
Caught in a gains slide
No escape from hypertrophy
Look down at your thighs
Squat up to the skies and see
I have no girlfriend
I need your sympathy
Because gains easy come, easy go, press up high, squat down low
Any way SS blows, does really matter to me
To me
Scooby
Just squatted 3plaet
Put a pin inside my leg, pushed the plunger, nattys dead
Scooby
Lifts had just begun
But now I feel like snorting Creatine
Scooby, ooooooo
Didn't mean to inject tren
If im not in the gym this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if skateboard squats are useful
Too late
Crossfit lifts have come
I see them round their spines
In snap city in no time
Time for kipping pullups
It's eighty reps
Gonna disregard your form and lift for time
Scooby ooooooo
I dont want this feel
Sometimes wish id never found fit at all
DYEL, silhouetto of a man
New year fag, summer fag, will you do the four-day split?
Sudden hypertrophy, implying I am natty, Me
Mark rippetoe
Mark rippetoe
Mark rippetoe, trex mode
Magnifico
I'm just a Manlet, nobody loves me
He's just a Manlet from a short family,
Tallfags jealous of his hypertrophy
Feeling gains, doms gains, watch me how I grow
Hes bulking (no)
We will not let you grow
Let him grow
Whey power (no)
We will not let you grow
Let me grow
Oats and milk (no)
We will not let you grow
Let me grow
Will not let you grow
Let me grow
Never let you grow, oooo
No, no, no, no , no, no, no, no
Oh fucking hip drahve, fucking hip drahve
Fucking hip drahve, no homo
There's a sick cunt with aesthetics put aside for me
For me
For meeeee
So you think you out squat me without ass to grass?
So you think you can curl here and disregard mass?
Oh baby
Zyzz said were gonna make it
Just gotta get swole
Just gotta get swole like a sick cunt
Lifting really matters
Bear mode, cant you see
Lifting really matters
To me