bash.org quotes

[aliquis]

Folket har förgyllt min vardag lite:
14:09 @<TsuB> http://bash.org/?23601

#23601 +(7094)- [X]
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

14:14 <Liquid_X> http://bash.org/?2507

#2507 +(593)- [X]
<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy?

14:28 @<TsuB> http://bash.org/?274826

#274826 +(2986)- [X]
<aryov> This cake is soooo good
<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it

[mini_Arnold]

hyahaha sballa
har du eller nån annan fler? behöver nåt till nästa rast

[Tigerkotten]

ahh så sköna det finns dära

#287414 +(10424)- [X]

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was




#4281 +(21581)- [X]

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet


#207373 +(8038)- [X]

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<


#104052 +(6577)- [X]

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

[Robbelibob]

#183544 +(2676)- [X]

<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

#330261 +(5844)- [X]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

#14207 +(4356)- [X]

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????


#180081 +(4298)- [X]

<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha

#136524 +(4011)- [X]

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

[Tigerkotten]

#334331 +(5118)- [X]

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "Cocuments and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

#50891 +(4537)- [X]

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

#185361 +(4509)- [X]

<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you fucking dare.

<MasterG> .................................................. ...................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?


#10372 +(3728)- [X]

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

#217453 +(3720)- [X]

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

[Jense]

från #kolozzeum på qnet:


[22:59] <Rossi`> vad har ordförrådet med personlig och social mognad att göra?
[23:11] <Rossi`> jense ditt rövluder




ingenting tydligen

[Robbelibob]

#291 +(1034)- [X]

<ckx> i've got nothing against homos
<ckx> as long as they don't fuck me or touch me
<ckx> they're alright
<gb> what if they cum on you
<ckx> that's a grey area

#816 +(326)- [X]

<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools

[MilkmaN]

P säger:
Tebax!
Psäger:
Saknat mig?
Cissi säger:
aaa
P säger:
Mycket?
Cissi säger:
aa
P säger:
Jättemycket?
Cissi säger:
ja
P säger:
Jättesupermegamycket?
Cissi säger:
aaa
P säger:
Ok.
P säger:
Jag har inte saknat dig ett dugg.

Cissi har slutat se webbkamera med dig.

En annan kille gjorde den och jag kunde inte låta bli att göra detsamma, minen i webcamen var obetalbar och sedan: Cissi har slutat se webcamera med dig. Länge sedan jag skrattade så mycket.

[Antosh]

Ursprungligen postat av MilkmaN

P säger:
Tebax!
Psäger:
Saknat mig?
Cissi säger:
aaa
P säger:
Mycket?
Cissi säger:
aa
P säger:
Jättemycket?
Cissi säger:
ja
Psäger:
Jättesupermegamycket?
Cissi säger:
aaa
P säger:
Ok.
P säger:
Jag har inte saknat dig ett dugg.

Cissi har slutat se webbkamera med dig.

En annan kille gjorde den och jag kunde inte låta bli att göra detsamma, minen i webcamen var obetalbar och sedan: Cissi har slutat se webcamera med dig. Länge sedan jag skrattade så mycket.

hahahaha måste prövas

[aliquis]

två pers som erkänner att de sitter med webcam :/

[MilkmaN]

Aliquis, äger ingen webcam. Det hindrar mig däremot inte från att se andra i webcam

[mini_Arnold]

Ursprungligen postat av MilkmaN

Aliquis, äger ingen webcam. Det hindrar mig däremot inte från att se andra i webcam

det där är väl ingenting
prova detta nästa gång ni cammar med nån för första gången
fråga om hon vill se ett mongo på riktigt
om hon vill så gör den fulaste grimasen du kan och håll den utan att skriva nåt till henne! tills hon slutar camma med dig och blockerar dig och läs sen hennes kommanterarer.
Skitballt!!

[MilkmaN]

Ursprungligen postat av mini_Arnold

det där är väl ingenting
prova detta nästa gång ni cammar med nån för första gången
fråga om hon vill se ett mongo på riktigt
om hon vill så gör den fulaste grimasen du kan och håll den utan att skriva nåt till henne! tills hon slutar camma med dig och blockerar dig och läs sen hennes kommanterarer.
Skitballt!!

wtf?