Omegle - Talk to Strangers

[billmaier]

http://omegle.com/

Chatta med främmande personer från överallt i världen. Mycket roligt tidsfördriv!

[hahavaffan]

Haha whut... nästa gång jag funderar på att städa grannens toalett för att jag har så tråkigt, kanske jag ger mig på din länk ist

[Inge Enveten]

Mom told me not to talk to strangers!

[Krampus]

Haha, försökte 4ggr, alla dissade mig direkt när jag sa att jag var man.

[-Niklas-]

Skön sida, suttit i 30 minuter o chattat med en kille från Hawaii nu

[C h r i s]

Haha, det är ju skitskoj!

[enraged]

fan, tänkte på exakt det här häromdagen bara. att det är intressant att man i och med internet rent teoretiskt kan snacka med folk från alla möjliga länder men aldrig gör det

[C h r i s]

Stranger: And why does that worry you?
Stranger: You're a pirate. Ohh arr, shiver me timbers
Stranger: polly wants a cracker, are we bonding now?
You: Now i'm an honest citizen, but hey! Thousands of people will put themselves in debt because of the large penalties if they get you
You: Haha yeah sure. I'm the captain of Swedens largest pirate fleet! We raid the baltic sea day and night.
Stranger: how romantic!!
You: Unfortunately our biggest vessel is only 4 m long (12 feet). And we have to fit 15 people in it.
Stranger: Look, I'm from the country where cctv will outnumber the population soon. It's the same all over....just don't get caught then.
Stranger: Cosy
You: Oh, so you're out doing illegal activities during nighttime?
Stranger: I am illega!
You: I would love more surveillance cameras.
You: Maybe they will help me catch this thief whos stealing my socks!
Stranger: You can't pick your nose here without it being analysed for content. I find it completely intrusive!!
Stranger: and no, i'm pretty boring I guess, I just don't like to think that I'm being monitored, logged etc
You: I bet the people managing the cctv are perverts aswell.
Stranger: and the sock thing? That's just your washing machine.....when a sock has reached a certain level of attainment they move on to a better place
You: Oh, do you know where this place is?
Stranger: Yeah, bet they are. I had to pee in a public corner in the city the other day....there were no loo's, bet someone got an eyefull
Stranger: The sock place is a secret and guarded mystical location.....just be pleased for them
You: Why? My sock commander is encouraging mutiny. I must tell them one thing or two.
Stranger: You don't want to tell them anything or they will all be off there and you will be left sockless! That would be terrible!! What's a man without his socks??
Stranger: They will be throwing themselves at the washing machine mechanism in an attempt to get to paradise.....it might get messy.

Vissa är skittråkiga, men andra ger en en intressant konversation när man är uttråkad.

[KalleBalik]

Haha, kul grej, hitills har jag pratat med två stycken som hyllade Hitler och en som sa att jag skulle dö inom två dagar.

[Patrick Bateman]

Dissad av 5 på raken :/

[Whistler]

Stranger: ahhahahha wanna post me tiger of sweden belts and snus? DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Stranger: ahahah just kidding =) its just not so easy to get it at finland.
Stranger: btw ur gay
Stranger: WEST SIDEEEEEEEEEEE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Finnarna går ju prata med.

[billmaier]

Ursprungligen postat av Whistler

Finnarna går ju prata med.

Pratade med en svensk som inte kunde svenska...

[Rackham]

Men varför döper de det till något som låter som en tysk galen läkare från 2:a världskriget?

[Jens.Andersson]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo nigga
Stranger: wat!
Stranger: cunt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kul och se hur viktigt första intrycket är

[enraged]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Sweden, u?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: m/f?
You: m, sry to dissapoint
Your conversational partner has disconnected.