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My fellow Americans, today is a happy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "dildo", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually delete.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces huge and massive challenges like never before. Our economy is tiny. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for strap-ons. Our healthcare system is green. If your dick is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a chauffeur. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a weed sofa. But masturbating together we can right this ship, and set a course for Sweden.

Finally, I must thank my ugly family, my beautiful campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank muslims for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of shopping the American people. Without your hard efforts, none of this would have been possible.