You know you've been in Sweden to long when - Kolozzeum Forum

bolt · 2005-10-28, 15:10

http://www.coolabah.com/sweden/youknow.html

keffat_liv · 2005-10-28, 15:15

...when you can't spell "too" =)

bolt · 2005-10-28, 15:48

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...when you can't spell "too" =)

...

keffat_liv · 2005-10-28, 15:49

haha

tigerofsweden · 2005-10-28, 15:53

lol så aegd bolt blev, pinsamt

bolt · 2005-10-28, 16:43

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lol så aegd bolt blev, pinsamt

Och den där posten var inte pinsam?
kamma dig ffs

Coldsmith · 2005-10-28, 15:55

pust.. läste alla.. och den är så sann.. speciellt den här, underbar humor:

345. When someone asks you "Hi, how are you?" you actually take time out to explain how you are.

Zozza · 2005-10-28, 16:08

85. You think that if you smoke a joint you will wind up in an insane asylum. [or become a habitual criminal]

109. You get to the movies early so that you can watch the commercials.

116. When offered a bottle of beer the first thing you look at is the alcoholic percentage.

118. You can't contemplate actually doing anything until you've first had a 'fika' (with coffee AND cake).

141. “It's 5 degrees outside" does not necessarily mean PLUS 5, it could mean minus 5.

144. You will squeeze past somebody rather than say excuse me.

You think that people who wear other colours apart from black, grey, white or blue are exhibitionists.

Zozza · 2005-10-28, 16:10

233. People buy you a drink in November because they remember when you bought them one in March. :love:

mini_Arnold · 2005-10-28, 16:10

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118. You can't contemplate actually doing anything until you've first had a 'fika' (with coffee AND cake).

Den här vet jag att überbiffen kommer att gilla.

vxcv · 2005-10-28, 16:26

120. You use the alcohol percentage-per-kroner standard for measuring the quality of beer and wine.

PowPow · 2005-10-28, 16:31

"317. Even the 140kg amateur body-builder uses the handicapped door-opener instead of "straining" himself and you think nothing of it. In fact, you do it yourself."

Vardagsmotion, my ass

Nitrometan · 2005-10-28, 17:29

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118. You can't contemplate actually doing anything until you've first had a 'fika' (with coffee AND cake).

Bara som ett litet sidospår. "Figa" (uttalas fi'ka) på italienska betyder f*tta. Alltså ska man inte säga att man ska gå och ta en fika så en italienare hör det. Eller fråga en italienare om han ska hänga med på en fika.

Annars var det en jätterolig lista.