Herkulez
2005-06-09, 10:41
Jet is so fat when his beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Jet is so fat his nickname is "Lardo"
Jet is so fat he eats Wheat Thicks.
Jet is so fat were in him right now
Jet is so fat people jog around him for exercise
Jet is so fat he went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Jet is so fat he has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Jet is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off he...
Jet is so fat he was floating in the ocean and spain claimed him for then new world
Jet is so fat he lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Jet is so fat when you get on top of him your ears pop!
Jet is so fat when he has wants someone to shake him hand, he has to give directions!
Jet is so fat he goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Jet is so fat when he wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Jet is so fat he had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Jet is so fat he got to iron her pants on the driveway
Jet is so fat he put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Jet is so fat he got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Jet is so fat when he tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Jet is so fat when he bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made him wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Jet is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Jet is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Jet is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Jet is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Jet is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Jet is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Jet is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Jet is so fat she's got her own area code!
Jet is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Jet is so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Jet is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Jet is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Jet is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Jet is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Jet is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Jet is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Jet is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Jet is so fat she wakes up in sections!
Jet is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Jet is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Jet is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Jet is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Jet is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Jet is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Jet is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Jet is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Jet is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Jet is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Jet is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Jet is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Jet is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Jet is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Jet is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Jet is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Jet is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Jet is so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Jet is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Jet is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Jet is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Jet is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Jet is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Jet is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Jet is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Jet is so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Jet is so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Jet is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Jet is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Jet is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Jet is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Jet is so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Jet is so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Jet is so fat when she back up she beep.
Jet is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Jet is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Jet is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Jet is so fat she influences the tides.
Jet is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Jet is so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Jet is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Jet is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Jet is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Jet is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Jet is so fat she stands in two time zones.
Jet is so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Jet is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Jet is so fat shes on both sides of the family
Jet is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Jet is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Jet is so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Jet is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Jet is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Jet is so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Jet is so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Jet is so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Jet is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Jet is so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Jet is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Jet is so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Jet is so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Jet is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Jet is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Jet is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Jet is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Jet is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Jet is so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Jet is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Jet is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Jet is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Jet is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Jet is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Jet is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
http://www.bsu.edu/web/sigep/Pictures/Main%20Gallery/Photos/Fat-Man.jpg
Jet is so fat his nickname is "Lardo"
Jet is so fat he eats Wheat Thicks.
Jet is so fat were in him right now
Jet is so fat people jog around him for exercise
Jet is so fat he went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Jet is so fat he has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Jet is so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off he...
Jet is so fat he was floating in the ocean and spain claimed him for then new world
Jet is so fat he lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Jet is so fat when you get on top of him your ears pop!
Jet is so fat when he has wants someone to shake him hand, he has to give directions!
Jet is so fat he goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Jet is so fat when he wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Jet is so fat he had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Jet is so fat he got to iron her pants on the driveway
Jet is so fat he put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Jet is so fat he got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Jet is so fat when he tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Jet is so fat when he bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made him wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Jet is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Jet is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Jet is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Jet is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Jet is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Jet is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Jet is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Jet is so fat she's got her own area code!
Jet is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Jet is so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Jet is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Jet is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Jet is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Jet is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Jet is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Jet is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Jet is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Jet is so fat she wakes up in sections!
Jet is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Jet is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Jet is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Jet is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Jet is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Jet is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Jet is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Jet is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Jet is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Jet is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Jet is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Jet is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Jet is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Jet is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Jet is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Jet is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Jet is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Jet is so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Jet is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Jet is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Jet is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Jet is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Jet is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Jet is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Jet is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Jet is so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Jet is so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Jet is so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Jet is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Jet is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Jet is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Jet is so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Jet is so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Jet is so fat when she back up she beep.
Jet is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Jet is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Jet is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Jet is so fat she influences the tides.
Jet is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Jet is so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Jet is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Jet is so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Jet is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Jet is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Jet is so fat she stands in two time zones.
Jet is so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Jet is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Jet is so fat shes on both sides of the family
Jet is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Jet is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Jet is so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Jet is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Jet is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Jet is so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Jet is so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Jet is so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Jet is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Jet is so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Jet is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Jet is so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Jet is so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Jet is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Jet is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Jet is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Jet is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Jet is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Jet is so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Jet is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Jet is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Jet is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Jet is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Jet is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Jet is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
http://www.bsu.edu/web/sigep/Pictures/Main%20Gallery/Photos/Fat-Man.jpg