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"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge." - Daniel Boorstin
"nearly all men can stand adversity but if you want to test a man's character give him power." - Abraham Lincoln
"If you ain't in, you can't win."
"Winners do what losers won't."
"Ain't nothing to it, but to do it."
"Life's what you make it."
True happiness lies within.
"När en person har en vanföreställning kallas det mentalsjukdom. När flera personer har en vanföreställning kallas det religion."
Mollestam
2011-03-12, 19:34
"A quitter never wins and a winner never quits" - Napoleon Hill.
"When you're done fucking your enemies, fuck them some more" - Ari Gold/Jeremy Piven.
"Know your limits. Never accept them"
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything" - Tyler Durden/Brad Pitt
hejhopp79
2011-03-12, 19:37
Winner's never quit and quitters never, ever ever ever ever win.
Typ.
Självdisciplin är en dygd.
coolboynesko
2011-03-12, 19:40
"Only god can judge me"
"Keep ya head up"
"There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see
that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future.
But through whatever you see,
through all the rain and the pain,
you gotta keep your sense of humor.
You gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit.
Remember that."
"I see no changes. All I see is racist faces.
Misplaced hate makes disgrace for races we under.
I wonder what it takes to make this one better place...
let's erase the wasted.
Take the evil out the people, they'll be acting right.
'Cause mo' black than white is smokin' crack tonight."
"And only time we chill is when we kill each other.
It takes skill to be real, time to heal each other. "
Mina två favoriter:
"Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one." -Bruce Lee
"100% of the shot's you don't take don't go in." -Wayne Gretzky
General Disarray
2011-03-12, 20:06
"Det är inte lätt när det är svårt" - någon lustigkurre
"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters." - Genghis Khan
Jag ser det sistnämnda citatet jävligt ballt med tanke på vad Genghis Khan åstadkommit, allt ifrån en hästrygg :hbang:
EDIT: Var tvungen att lägga in en till förstås, då den är awesome.
"Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead, true story" - Barney Stinson!
Anabolismus
2011-03-12, 20:08
"Winners never quit and quitters never win"
"Mind over matters"
Galningen
2011-03-12, 20:14
"Obsessed is that the lazy call the dedicated."
Sheogorath
2011-03-12, 20:15
"Some are born to sweet delight, Some are born to endless night."
/William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
Pernilla
2011-03-12, 20:17
"The mind is energy"
"Vi kan uträtta allt vi vill uträtta om vi ägnar oss åt det tillräckligt länge"
svennebanan
2011-03-12, 20:18
Min favorit har jag läst på en doktorands rum när jag hämtade ut labbar.
Kommer inte ihåg exakt men ungefär......
"Resultatet av hårt arbete visar sig med tiden. Resultatet av outfört arbete visar sig direkt."
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent-it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills. "
"$100 placed at 7% interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more ‘than $100,000,000--by which time it will be worth nothing."
"If it can’t be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion."
- Lazarus Long
What is this life, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
- W. H. Davies
"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed... A few people cried... Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty, and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form, and says, "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another"
- J. Robert Oppenheimer on the Trinity project
"I don't see any God up here."
- Yuri Gargain (speculated)
"This is my commandment, that ye love one another. "
- Jesus
"You don't have to help anybody. That's what this country's all about. That's deplorable, unfathomable, improbable."
- Jackie Chiles
"[on Stanley Kubrick] Everyone pretty much acknowledges him as The Man, and I still think that underrates him."
-Jack Nicholson
What’s past is prologue
- William Shakespeare
"Misantrop, det betyder människohatare. Filantrop det betyder människoälskare. Jorå, jag vaknade imorse och kände mig ovanligt filantropisk."
- Christer Pettersson
fiskebulle
2011-03-12, 20:26
Särskrivning.
mangemani
2011-03-12, 20:47
keep your friends close,but keep your enemies closer
"Hårt ansatt på högra flanken; min vänstra retirerar.
Min center viker. Omöjligt att manövrera. Läget utmärkt. Jag anfaller."
"Something is taking its course. You cried for night; it falls:now cry in darkness."
The public be damned!— Cornelius Vanderbilt
"If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else." -
Cornelius Vanderbilt
"Egoism is the very essence of a noble soul." — Friedrich Nietzsche
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."— George Orwell
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action." — George Washington
"I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can't be done." — Henry Ford
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." — Henry Ford
"Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves. " — Lord Byron
"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world." — Lucille Ball
"Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead." — Lucille Ball
"Hårt ansatt på högra flanken; min vänstra retirerar.
Min center viker. Omöjligt att manövrera. Läget utmärkt. Jag anfaller."
Underbar, tror jag hört tidigare någon gång. Vem?
Ferdinand Foch.
Tack. Kyligaste citatet på länge. Mycket länge.
"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny"
Sir mix-a-lot.
SannedTempos
2011-03-12, 21:25
- "K**** ska ha sitt" - Frank Andersson :D
- "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." - Peter Gibbons, Office Space
Dream is if you'll live forever
Live as if you'll die today
James Dean
I like big butts and I can not lie.
- Sir Mix-A-Lot
Enda citatet som kommit upp två gånger? Måste vara det mest populära per definition!
Sheogorath
2011-03-12, 21:44
"Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves. " — Lord Byron
:thumbup:
*Sheo likes Yes' citation*
victor_n
2011-03-12, 21:59
"det var bättre förr"
Jockefoten
2011-03-12, 22:04
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Pain is temporary, glory lasts forever.
"We look on past ages with condescension, as a mere preparation for us... But what if we're only an after-glow of them?"
J.G Farrell
:thumbup:
*Sheo likes Yes' citation*
"Time for celebration, CHEESE for everyone! Wait scratch that, cheese for no one. That can be as much a celebration if you don't like cheese".
Sheogorath, Madgod
"I don't sleep ...I wait"
"Don't worry what people think, they don't do it very often." -unknown
Riktigt bra citat än så länge! Här kommer lite fler:
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
"What you know, you no longer fear."
"Sträva mot det omöjliga, och uppnå den högsta graden av det möjliga."
"There's only one way, and that's the hard way."
sandberg93
2011-03-12, 23:41
i have one gear: Go
100000+
JJOHANSSON
2011-03-12, 23:59
"Liverpool came here with 4000 man and ran. AIK-Stockholm
came with 500 and fought"
- Sparta Prag fans 1994.
tntballe
2011-03-13, 00:02
"I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.", Nelson Mandela
Postat via en mobil enhet
Eliasso n
2011-03-13, 00:09
"If it ain't broken, don't fix it"
"If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed." -Christopher McCandless
Och så en sportgoding som funkar till allt:
"You miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take.." -Wayne Gretzky
edit: Såg att Gretzky redan var citerad men han förtjänar en repris.
Mollestam
2011-03-13, 01:01
"Et ipsa scientia potestas est" (Kunskap är makt) - Francis Bacon
"Memento mori" (Kom ihåg att du är dödlig)
kaffekopp
2011-03-13, 09:41
Less is more - le corb
Change is a process not an event
Davperish
2011-03-13, 11:33
"hellre mentalt sjuk än liten ***!"
"Good Things come to those who wait, but it's the leftovers from those who hustle"
"May God have mercy upon the iron, because i won't"
"Only Irish Coffee provides in a single glass all four essensial food groups : Alcohol, Caffeine, Sugar and fat" - Alex Levine
Finns redan en tråd för detta; länk (http://www.kolozzeum.com/kolozzeum/showthread.php?t=124343)
its better to burn out, than to fade away
(neil young)
Fastback
2011-03-13, 11:47
"Champions train, losers complain"
"Go hard or go home!"
"I have never lost a game, i've just ran out of time"
Vice Lombardi
"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit"
Vince Lombardi
Sundqvist
2011-03-13, 12:05
What doesnt kill you makes you stronger
”Den som i tio minuter varje dag lyckas vara det han drömde om, han tar ett stort kliv framåt”.
Den är inte lång, men den är smal och luktar som en stor.
strong-man
2011-03-18, 19:03
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.
"-Jag äter inga kolhydrater längre, nuförtiden äter jag bara frukt!" / Linda Rosing
Brickhead
2011-03-18, 19:24
"-Jag äter inga kolhydrater längre, nuförtiden äter jag bara frukt!" / Linda Rosing
:hbang::laugh:
"Die or get strong trying"
"Dying's for fools!"
"The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent."
mangemani
2011-03-19, 20:29
S: vad var det nu du skulle säga när beatrice kommer?
E: lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen
S: nej..du får vara lite mer smidig..
E: lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen..kanske
S: nja,du får försöka vara lite romatisk
E: romantisk..jahaa....lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen,puss på dej min lilla mäskdunk
S: *suck*
kettlebellGuden
2011-03-19, 20:37
"Conditions are never perfect. ‘Someday’ is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you. If it’s important to you and you want to do it ‘eventually’, just do it and correct course along the way." -- Tim Ferriss
SiSenior
2011-03-19, 20:41
"Omne homo mendax" – Alla människor ljuger
http://kolozzeum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4590594&postcount=18
och
http://kolozzeum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4591283&postcount=37
"Det man inte minns, har inte hänt"
Rolig klassiker vet dock inte vem som myntade det första gången. :)
Sheogorath
2011-03-19, 21:24
"Det man inte minns, har inte hänt"
Rolig klassiker vet dock inte vem som myntade det första gången. :)
Förmodligen någon lagom smart alkisstudent från Lund.
Förmodligen någon lagom smart alkisstudent från Lund.
förmodligen. ;)
Den här tråden finns väl redan.
"Ända mot ända kan man ingen skända" Dirtpunkaren Ramon
Den här tråden finns väl redan.
japp, typ 5 gånger längre är den a
S: vad var det nu du skulle säga när beatrice kommer?
E: lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen
S: nej..du får vara lite mer smidig..
E: lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen..kanske
S: nja,du får försöka vara lite romatisk
E: romantisk..jahaa....lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen,puss på dej min lilla mäskdunk
S: *suck*
Så bäst:D
Hjärtat har sina skäl som förståndet aldrig kan fatta. Blaise Pascal
eternallord
2011-03-19, 23:22
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
–Benjamin Franklin
"It is not the business of government to make men virtuous or religious, or to preserve the fool from the consequences of his own folly. Government should be repressive no further than is necessary to secure liberty by protecting the equal rights of each from aggression on the part of others, and the moment governmental prohibitions extend beyond this line they are in danger of defeating the very ends they are intended to serve."
–Henry George
"I know of no safe depository of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves; and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them but to inform their discretion."
-Thomas Jefferson
Några av min GUD
"You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them."
"Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."
"My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength."
"If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome."
"I've never been afraid to fail."
"I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed."
"I never thought a role model should be negative."
"I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying."
Ristretto
2011-03-19, 23:30
"Go hard or go home!"
that's what she said.
"Sol i sinne, brun inne."
http://miahehedin.blogg.se/images/2010/rudolf_100813314.jpg
MojjMojj
2011-03-20, 00:53
Det finns i min Signatur.
Deceiver85
2011-03-20, 00:59
"Spring en mil på mindre än 30 min innan du lolar åt en hardgainer"
that's what she said.
hahaha, epic!
"I like big butts and I can not lie."
Den här tråden finns väl redan.
Klassiskt citat som finns i många former, men vem var först på forumet med att mynta det? :D
mangemani
2011-03-20, 19:20
you need a bible to go to heaven,but you only need to be yourself to go to hell.
"With every breakdown there is a breakthrough"
Fånig, men jag gillar den och det har alltid stämt.
Såg en dokumentär för någon vecka sedan då en kvinna sa:
"En man har sin första fru att tacka sin karriär för, den andra frun har han tack vare sin karriär."
+ typ alla citat från the secret :D
" Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. "
"you're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and i shall be under it when it breaks. now fuck off!"
"you're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums and i shall be under it when it breaks. now fuck off!"
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
:D
"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." -Arnold
All those days going by, little did I know that was life. -?
"Letko sie nie umiera" -typ "man dör inte lätt" på polska, sagt av min farmor innan hon dog.
"Bara två saker är oändliga, universum och människlig dumhet. Och jag är inte säker på det förstnämnda -Albert Einstein
"Yes. Some times it's HARD to say NO to your minds wishes. But stay tough, do say no cause you know why not yes" - Pauline Nordin
O.s.v.
S: vad var det nu du skulle säga när beatrice kommer?
E: lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen
S: nej..du får vara lite mer smidig..
E: lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen..kanske
S: nja,du får försöka vara lite romatisk
E: romantisk..jahaa....lyd i fortsättningen kärring så kommer detta aldrig hända igen,puss på dej min lilla mäskdunk
S: *suck*
haha, vad kommer det ifrån?
Edvin i Fullfrys säger de iaf:D
"Omne homo mendax" – Alla människor ljuger
^^ Gillade detta.
rajjan_dammit
2011-03-20, 22:37
^^ Gillade detta.
Betyder det att du inte alls gillade det?
En kvinnas vackraste smycke är tystnad.
/ Sokrates
"Life is like a penis. It's short but when it gets hard, it seems so long."
mangemani
2011-03-20, 23:07
haha, vad kommer det ifrån?
Edvin i Fullfrys säger de iaf:D
sista avsnittet i fullfrys,överlägset:D
Kanske det bästa:
"Nicht durch Reden oder Majoritätsbeschlüsse werden die großen Fragen der Zeit entschieden – das ist der große Fehler von 1848 und 1849 gewesen – sondern durch Eisen und Blut"
Otto von Bismarck
sista avsnittet i fullfrys,överlägset:D
Allt Edvin säger under alla 12 avsnitten är ju gudomligt:D
Deceiver85
2011-03-20, 23:21
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Två Citat från Joseph Ducreux jag haft som livsfilosofi genom åren
http://www.onelargeprawn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/Ducreux_meme_01.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs495.ash1/27060_491717415639_835120639_11085703_4216682_n.jp g
"Kännetecknet för ett riktigt handlande är att det ter sig oundvikligt i efterhand" Robert Louis Stevenson
"Kunskapen bor i huvuden som vimlar av tankar som andra tänkt, visdomen i medvetanden som är mottagliga för sina egna." William Cowper
"Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion." -Jack Kerouac
mangemani
2011-03-25, 19:18
scen tagen ur family guy där peter försöker att inte ge ut sitt riktiga namn och letar efter saker runt omkring honom för att kunna hitta på ett namn.
W: what is your name?
P: eh...*looks at a pea*..pe...*looks at a girl with a tear in her eye*..ter...eh..*a griffin flies past him*..griffin...yeah,peter griffin...ah crap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzY-ivP-mh4 där har ni klippet
Kadaver11
2011-03-25, 21:42
Go to work, send your kids to school, follow fashion, act normal.
Walk on the pavement, watch T.V.
Save for your old age, obey the law.
Repeat after me: I am free
Go to work, send your kids to school, follow fashion, act normal.
Walk on the pavement, watch T.V.
Save for your old age, obey the law.
Repeat after me: I am free
http://data.fuskbugg.se/skalman02/backpain-1277406949.jpg
Harry, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just... let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee.
eternallord
2011-03-25, 22:33
Harry, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just... let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee.
Ovanstående citat kan vara orsaken till västvärldens fetma. Dagens present: pizza och godis. Forever. :D
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
:D
haha finns många sköna citat från den filmen. Gillar scenen när dom ska råna "the bookie store" eller vad man ska kalla de :D
"Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you."
Och dom här två :D
"Vinny: Oy!
Sol: What?
Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from, eh?
Sol: What's that?
Vinny: Heh-heh. This is a shotgun, Sol.
Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!
Vinny: Yeah, I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?
Sol: You'll raise hell, never mind pulses!"
"Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot over there?
Tyrone: It's too tight.
Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there!
Sol: He's a natural, ain't you, Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'Course I am …
[Reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural fucking idiot!"
sista avsnittet i fullfrys,överlägset:D
haha en av de bästa serier som har visats på svensk tv! :D
Hey Cinderella, go find yourself a fella!
~Popeye, Blood In Blood Out (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106469/).
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Life aint about how many breathes you take. It's about how many moments that takes your breathe away.
It is a shame that in this society we've been taught to judge a man's worth by what he owns instead of who he is. Everything is surface, and so few look beyond it. A man will sell his soul, he will lie, cheat and steal, for money. If he has it, he can buy respect. Wear the right clothes, drive the right car, have the right friends, that's all that matters. Our lives are consumed in a selfish, self absorbed quest for possessions, the latest and the best in a never-ending cycle until the day we die. We forget what it means to be truly human. We forget the things that really matter. We lose the magic of what life should be.
I won't live by rules that make no sense to me.
- Evan Tanner
What is Success?
To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived;
This is to have succeeded.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Citat SweetKarro
Sheiko är som knark. Det är så bra så man vill att alla ska testa det
"Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending."
"It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey"
"Do not fear lack of knowledge, talent or skill. Seek motivation and the others will come."
"When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place."
"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
-Theodore Roosevelt
Fishbone
2011-04-12, 21:15
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself" James Stuart Mill
"Döda en och du är mördare. Döda miljoner och du är erövrare. Döda alla och du är Gud."
"Life isn't about the breaths we take, it's about the moments that take our breath away."
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” – Confucius
Den är bra tycker jag.
mangemani
2011-04-13, 19:31
spelar TP
L: what color is a firetruck?
P: ow,oh god,i allways get these..uh,ok,firetruck,firetruck,firetruck,firetru ck..what color are those red firetrucks...aw,i can picture them right now,all red and everything
L: thats right,they are red
L: ok,this is for the win,say the word "what"
P: ooooooh...wow..ok,uhm...this realy seperates the men from the boys...uuuuh...
L: peter,just say "what"
P: nah nah nah nah,lois...lois...this is not a race...uhm...ok,i wanna say "who"...uuuh...fantastic four...fantastic four...uuuh,steak,steak,steak,steak..uh,small amount of peas...uhm,is it "what"?
L: thats right,you win peter
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!
mangemani
2011-04-13, 19:42
"kiss my ass,i hate this game,its fucking horrible!"
Jockefoten
2011-04-13, 19:57
"I Sundsvall så körde jag upp på norra stadsberget och beundrade utsikten. Hela stan låg där under mig. En ljummen vind rufsade mitt hår. Solen sken. Det var vackert.
Jag hade fortfarande ståkuk."
Gammal Hårdrockare.
Att fela är mänskligt.
Kan inga andra :P
Att fela är mänskligt.
Kan inga andra :P
Att fela är mänskligt men att förlåta är gudomligt.
Att fela är mänskligt men att vinna är episkt.
Att fela är mänskligt men att vinna är episkt.
Förutom ifall de är pyrrhussegrar.
Explosiven
2011-04-13, 20:32
spelar TP
L: what color is a firetruck?
P: ow,oh god,i allways get these..uh,ok,firetruck,firetruck,firetruck,firetru ck..what color are those red firetrucks...aw,i can picture them right now,all red and everything
L: thats right,they are red
L: ok,this is for the win,say the word "what"
P: ooooooh...wow..ok,uhm...this realy seperates the men from the boys...uuuuh...
L: peter,just say "what"
P: nah nah nah nah,lois...lois...this is not a race...uhm...ok,i wanna say "who"...uuuh...fantastic four...fantastic four...uuuh,steak,steak,steak,steak..uh,small amount of peas...uhm,is it "what"?
L: thats right,you win peter
HAHAHAHA I telefon: "I just found out I'm retarded... so uhm... you might want to get yourself tested. ... hello?"
mangemani
2011-04-13, 20:39
HAHAHAHA I telefon: "I just found out I'm retarded... so uhm... you might want to get yourself tested. ... hello?"
haha,ja just ja,samma avsnitt:D,så kung:laugh:
"I shut my eyes in order to see"
"to wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are"
"try and fail, but don't fail to try"
"by accepting yourself and fully be who you are, your simple precense can make others happy"
"courage is discovering that you may not win and still trying when you may lose"
sandberg93
2011-04-13, 20:46
" en mer rep, kör till kollaps!"
Ödet är för fega jävlar. Du skapar din egen framtid.
Eliasso n
2011-04-14, 22:13
"Jag backar endast för att ta sats"- Okänd.
"I don't get strokes muthafucka, i give em!" -Montezuma Monroe
Three pigs
2011-04-17, 12:21
"Bättre med en finne i röven, än en *** i munnen".
ByggarBertil
2011-04-17, 15:15
"It's good to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl"
"Man who sticks **** in peanut butter is fucking nuts"
mangemani
2011-04-17, 16:35
"society never going to make any progress if we not starting to pretend that we like eachother"
"who needs courage when you have a gun"
"- im going to remind him of his manhood,the way only a women can
-your going to do his laundry?"
Ärlighet är en dyr present, förvänta dig inte den av billiga människor
"Nearly all men can stand diversity, if you want to see his real character - give him power."
Sundqvist
2011-04-25, 12:54
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Control_61
2011-04-25, 13:16
One original thought is worth more than a thousand mindless quotings.
Grazzafukkinrazzi
2011-04-25, 13:40
The boss has talk! ...
Godfella
2011-04-25, 13:51
"Låt ondskan tala, träffa allt."
"Panna arm panna panna arm."
Jockefoten
2011-04-25, 14:34
"99% of the people in this world are fools, and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion."
/Polis i Arkiv X.
I badrummet:
"Hey, vem är den där snyggingen?!
*Ringer 112:* Hallå är det polisen? Det står en vacker man i mitt hus!
Åh heh, vänta ett tag.. Det är juh jag! [;" - Johnny Bravo
Mass-Tech
2011-04-25, 16:31
Not working legs because you run is like not having sex with a women because you watch porn.
Wille005
2011-04-25, 16:34
Kapten Affrock tänkte;
”Hm.. dom här tabletterna gör sej nog bra i morgonteet”
- Morgonstånd har guld i mun.
Do not pray for easy lives.
Pray to be stronger men.
Mass-Tech
2011-06-10, 23:08
Man vinner aldrig ett silver, man förlora alltid ett guld
"Pain is temporary, proud is forever"
kettlebellGuden
2011-06-11, 20:11
Life in paradise should be rugged.
Tricklew
2011-06-11, 20:37
Att läsa denna tråden får mig att fundera vilka spännande liv de flesta här i antagligen lever, så många citat om ära, leva för alltid, frihet, storhet med mera. Jag föreställer mig att de flesta i denna tråd lever ungefär som Mel Gibson i Braveheart.
Sparven från Minsk
2011-06-11, 20:44
"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals"
Do not pray for easy lives.
Pray to be stronger men.
Spelat infamous lately?
Do not pray for easy lives.
Pray to be stronger men.
Likt Bruce Lee's
"Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a tough one" något sånt har jag för mig.
Sheogorath
2011-06-11, 21:23
Att läsa denna tråden får mig att fundera vilka spännande liv de flesta här i antagligen lever, så många citat om ära, leva för alltid, frihet, storhet med mera. Jag föreställer mig att de flesta i denna tråd lever ungefär som Mel Gibson i Braveheart.
Vaddå? Menar du att det är skillnad på att befria ett helt folk från en förtryckande herremakt och att pressa upp den sista repetitionen i 35 kg hantelpress? Är det något som är hardcore så är det ju hantelpressen, det ser man i alla byggarfilmer.
Vaddå? Menar du att det är skillnad på att befria ett helt folk från en förtryckande herremakt och att pressa upp den sista repetitionen i 35 kg hantelpress? Är det något som är hardcore så är det ju hantelpressen, det ser man i alla byggarfilmer.
:thumbup:
"I will either find a way, or make it" Hannibal Barkas
mangemani
2011-06-18, 17:00
GS: socialdemokraterna i vivalla kommer aldrig att stödja en komunal utförsäljning...jag tänker på indianerna i new york som sålde manhattan...tänk om dom hade varit socialdemokrater och sagt nej...nu var dom inte det,dom tänkte lite för mycket på pengarna...vem vet,kanske indianerna var folkpartister och vad lena svensson dessutom undanhåller här det är att dom som ska flytta in i huset är höginkomsttagare och sådana vill vi inte ha här...i vivalla har vi alltid haft det lagom..höginkomsttagare?vad säger det?...i vivalla vill ha folk som har det "så där"...
MS: vad var det där?
LS: början och slutet på pappas politiska karriär...
:laugh:
"Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a tough one"
Väldigt bra citat!
Ge mig kraft att acceptera det jag inte kan förändra, mod till att förändra de saker jag kan och visdom nog att förstå skillnaden mellan de två.
Ett, enligt mig, bättre citat än vad som kan tyckas vid första anblick.
CookieDude
2011-06-22, 16:01
"Allt blir bra till slut, och blir det inte det, så är det inte slut än"
I trust you haven't forgotten. Emotions leads to hatred. Hatred leads to war.
ByggarBertil
2012-01-08, 02:59
"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question."
-Harun Yahya
Gabriel174
2012-01-08, 05:50
Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.
slwannabe
2012-01-08, 09:09
Om man är stor måste man vara snäll.
slwannabe
2012-01-08, 10:43
Gilla läget
Rikard Jansson
2012-01-08, 10:47
"Eeaaagleee!"
Mollestam
2012-01-08, 11:31
"I'm to drunk to taste this chicken"
specialized 77
2012-01-08, 11:39
Den som jävlas med tjuren!
Får smaka på hornen... malboro man :)
ju äldre tjur desto.......... hårdare horn
Pain is temporary glory is forever
"Horse she looks like, Sarah Jessica Parker" - Master Yoda
Har hjälpt mig med många val i livet, may the force be with you master.
Livet är som en tärning, det bästa man kan få är sex.
majak0vskij
2012-01-08, 23:26
"The air is the air, what is to be done?"
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett
victor_n
2012-01-09, 00:02
"Luke, use the force"
NoPainNoGain
2012-01-09, 00:13
"War. War never changes.
The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones.
The earth was nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, an atomic spark struck by human hands, quickly raged out of control. Spears of nuclear fire rained from the skies. Continents were swallowed in flames and fell beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity was almost extinguished, their spirits becoming part of the background radiation that blanketed the earth.
A quiet darkness fell across the planet, lasting many years. Few survived the devastation. Some had been fortunate enough to reach safety, taking shelter in great underground vaults. When the great darkness passed, these vaults opened, and their inhabitants emerged to begin their lives again." -Fallout 2 intro, Den ska läsas med Ron Pearlmans röst!
"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question."
-Harun Yahya
Tyckte om detta citatet. :)
sweetkarolina
2012-01-09, 16:26
Citat SweetKarro
Sheiko är som knark. Det är så bra så man vill att alla ska testa det
:laugh:
Låter som mig..:Virro
sweetkarolina
2012-01-09, 16:27
Mitt favoritcitat: "Tiden börjar nu"
Sheogorath
2012-01-09, 16:32
"Horse she looks like, Sarah Jessica Parker" - Master Yoda
Har hjälpt mig med många val i livet, may the force be with you master.
:laugh:
mangemani
2012-01-09, 16:34
taget från ett spel
"a man who wish to live in peace and in ease, should not speak all that he knows and all that he hear"
Havskräftan
2012-01-10, 00:46
Läste militärhistoria på försvarshögskolan i stockholm ett tag och fick se massa djävulskt coola citat från Karl XII
Under ett slag mot dansken, efter att en kanonkula slitit huvudet av hans häst och han legat under den döda hästen ett tag och blivit räddad ha sagt något i stil med,
" Det verkar som att dansken vill sätta mina rytt kunskaper på prov"
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein
Start by doing the necessary, then the possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible. - St. Francis of Assisi
ByggarBertil
2013-01-09, 16:37
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.
—
N.H. Kleinbaum, Dead Poets Society,
watertouch
2013-01-10, 10:46
Im gonna tell you what i told my Commander when he gave me a ballon full of drugs to smugle out from Vietnam- I dont think im gonna like where this is going...
William Shatner i serien shit my dad says.
Fatalist
2013-01-10, 10:55
“‘Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.’ You won’t believe what you can accomplish by attempting the impossible with the courage to repeatedly fail better.”(Timothy Ferriss)
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster"
-Clint Eastwood
watertouch
2013-01-10, 11:12
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. - Rutger Hauer i filmen bladrunner
They look so composed on television. So smooth and effortless when they fly by in person. But inside the time trialist, there is a loud, agonizing, never-ending scream of despair and hope. The din of the constant fight between mind and legs, a clash of will and lactic acid, of determination and one’s better sense. To the observer’s ear, there may be heard a whimper, there may be a grunt, but you’ll never hear the chaos going on inside.
:hbang:
"Idag ska vi prata om smarta vapen. Eller smarta, de är klyftigare än en cykel i alla fall!"
- Kapten Gustavsson under min värnplikt på AF2, Malmslätt.
En sjöman ber inte om medvind, han lär sig segla.
Läst i en fickkalender för ca 15 år sedan. Står sig fortfarande bra tycker jag.
Tap3worm
2013-01-10, 19:52
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
mangemani
2013-01-10, 20:09
"-vad var skalman tvungen att göra då hans klocka ringde?
-döda?"
"if you fail to prepare, you are preparing to fail"
"life is just a highway and the soul is just a car"
Tediiieee
2013-01-10, 20:20
"Brudarna var inte värt våldtäkten"
-Sniggel
HMS Laestander
2013-01-10, 20:21
"LCHF är för tjockisar som inte vill träna."
- King Grub
"Brudarna var inte värt våldtäkten"
-Sniggel
Så.. så vackert men ändå direkt från hjärtat
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxr1w2tHb51rn95k2o1_400.gif
thompaboy
2013-01-10, 20:36
"Man kan supa utan att ha kul"
Arne Persson
2013-02-14, 19:11
Det kanske mest episkt skruvade mothugget jag hittills upplevt på nätet. Att det sedan skulle ske här på Kollo gör absolut inte saken sämre...:d
Givetvis hade en av mina favoriter (AronP) på Zyzztråden lite ont av att jag inte deltager i deras fanatiska hjältdyrkan... Läs och njut!:)
Så som han "tränade upp sig" samt betedde sig så har jag mkt svårt att se hur och varför han är/var värd att hyllas...
QUOTE=AronP;6270916][semitrollmodeon]
Att du har svårt att se det spelar ju mindre roll. Det finns nog många som har svårt att se att du hyllar massor av benrester av arter som uppenbarligen inte klarade av att överleva eller att du hyllar en ren bb som inte hade stake nog att gå hela vägen.
[semitrollmodeoff][/QUOTE]
Latissimus Dorsi
2013-02-14, 19:18
Battle of the Perssons ;)
mangemani
2013-02-14, 19:24
"vi måste verklighets anpassa sexual undervisningen.
i läroböckerna så står det att mannens penis blir styv och förs in i kvinnans slida,
men det står ingenstans att allt det där kostar pengar"
"ridning är ingen sport, det är terapi för överklass kärringar"
"jag fick mängder med parkerings böter förut, men det har blivit bättre nu efter det att jag har kopplat batteriet direkt till vindrutetorkarna"
*ur en diskussion om att äldre kvinnor är attraktiva*
"jag tycker du är attraktiv Annika, men det är inte för att du är snygg, nejdå, det är för att du är så jävla gammal"
och en favorit från wow:D
"So, I have this idea for a great movie. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they're trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who's obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called 'Ruler of the Bracelet'. The first part would be called 'The Brotherhood of the Bracelet', followed by 'A Couple of Towers', with the climactic ending called 'Hey, the King's Back!'"
simone skrev:
Ja det var snällt och behjärtansvärt, de flesta svaren här består i att ni skänker pengar, jag för min del undrar
hur gör ni skillnad för era medmänniskor i vardagen?
dokken skrev:
Ingenting. Som aktiv företrädare för en vetenskaplig världsuppfattning har jag givetvis stängt av alla onödiga sinnen och känslor som hotar min objektivitet.
"Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler, he did a lot, but don't we all wish he would have stayed home and gotten stoned?" -Dex
August Strindberg var en gång i Danmark, det måste ha varit i landsflykt. Ett fekalt helvete kallade han det. Inte särskilt smickrande men väldigt träffande.
Mark Hobson had Tony Moran's Mrs run in the ring and hit him with her shoe. It opened up a cut on the back of his head that required stiches.
Moran apologised and said to Hobson 'You should have knocked her out' (speaking of his own girlfriend/wife).
Hobson replied 'I'd never do that....... it risks hand damage!'.
"I never could believe that Providence had sent a few men into the world, ready booted and spurred, to ride, and millions ready saddled and bridled to be ridden."
-- Richard Rumbold - (English Rebel - spoken on the scaffold - 1685)
Unemployment, the scourge of the western world. It means that many people lead seemingly pointless, wasted lives. In the old days people used to be named after what they made, didn't they? Like Carter, if they made carts, Cooper if they made barrels, Thatcher if they made people sick.
Alexei Sayle
And God said, "Let the curl of the electrical field be equal to the opposite of the magnetic field's partial differentiation with respect to time"
And God saw it was so, and it was good.
[Genesis 1:3-4]
"Never before have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?"
#24 "Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs."
#21 "Oh my God, you're crazy. They are so obviously mammals!"
#24 "Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs."
#21 "Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again. Papa Smurf has a f**king beard. They're mammals!
"Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
"No, sorry I don't listen to hip-hop"
"...in every religion the priest insists on five things First: There is a God. Second: He has made known his will. Third: He has selected me to explain this message. Fourth: We will now take up a collection; and Fifth: Those who fail to subscribe will certainly be damned."ingersoll
Mr. Clemens was once asked whether he feared death. He said that he did not, in view of the fact that he had been dead for billions and billions of years before he was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony
Mike Tyson, on his mother who died in 1982: "I never saw my mother happy with me and proud of me for doing something: She only knew me as being a wild kid running the streets, coming home with new clothes that she knew I didn't pay for. I never got a chance to talk to her or know about her. Professionally, it has no effect, but it's crushing emotionally and personally.
"Jonas Salk, the inventor of the polio vaccine wasn't a homeopath. He didn't rely on lies and mystic gibberish. Instead, he studied biochemistry. He was so confident in the science behind his work, he tested his vaccine on himself and his family. To be sure his vaccine worked, he conducted double blind tests. You guys don't test your remedies at all, and I'm sure rich "doctors" like you don't rely on homeopathy to treat yourselves. If you got cancer, you'd run crying to an "allopath" and you know it.
Salk also famously said "Who owns my polio vaccine? The people! Could you patent the sun?" He wasn't interested in money and wasn't afraid to explain how his vaccine worked. No hiding behind fake mumbo jumbo like you liars do. He shared his miracle cure with the world, because he knew it worked.
He spent the last years of his life tirelessly searching for an AIDS vaccine. He was a hero who saved millions of lives. You are losers who bilk the sick. He worked to end suffering. You guys make a profit from it."
"The man who laughs has not yet been told the terrible news", Bertolcht Brecht.
Om det finns ett problem finns det en man. Ingen man, inget problem.
--Josef Vissarionovitj "Stalin" Djugdaszvilij
[B]Från en husvägg i Belgrad:
"Det förflutna är förfärligt, nuet är outhärdligt, men lyckligtvis har vi ingen framtid."
Terminatorgunde
2013-02-14, 23:09
Sommaren 1971 var fantastisk. Jag minns den inte, men jag kommer aldrig glömma den heller// Lemmy
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength//Arnold
Konkelbär
2013-02-15, 16:01
“The Bible should be one piece of paper and on that piece of paper it should say “try not to be a cunt”.”
— Jim Jefferies
"When life gives you blueberries, put them in your protein shake" - Voltaire
Applicerade precis, inte tänkt på innan. Good thinkin' Voltaire.. Good thinkin'..
Ristretto
2013-06-18, 20:29
"Det är långt mellan knäna på en platt räv."
-Okänd biologilärare.
Sheogorath
2013-06-18, 20:30
"Damn, that was fast!"
/Okänd användare
mangemani
2013-06-18, 20:39
"you need a bible to go to heaven, but you only need to be yourself to go to hell"
lite sienfeld:
"-thats it? i dont need a shot?
-no shot...dog bite
-no no no, i know that i wasent shot, do i NEED a shot?
-no shot..dog bite...woff woff, not bang bang"
VoDaresVins
2013-06-18, 21:22
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
I Come, I Fuck Shit Up, I Leave :em:
Gabriel174
2013-06-18, 21:48
I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right.
Jag talar ju bara om hur läget ligger till och är du av en annan uppfattning så kan vi ta en diskussion om det tills vi kommer överens om att jag har rätt.
Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?
"-AXL, I love yooouuu!"
"-Bitch, if you got to know me, you would fucking hate me!"
Albin Eriksson
2013-06-19, 02:07
"Skit dig i näven"
"Where is your will to be weird?" - Jim Morrison spelad av Val Kilmer i filmen The Doors
Ristretto
2013-06-21, 19:17
"Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing!"
-Kimi Räikkönen, Abu Dhabi 2012.
Tap3worm
2013-06-21, 21:43
En sjöman ber inte om medvind, han lär sig segla.
Tapeworm
- Mobilen
"There has been a mistake, you've accidently given me the food that my food eats"
-Ron Swanson om sallad. :D
slackerguru
2013-06-21, 21:56
6.“The only thing thats is bigger than arnolds arms is the size of his heart”
”Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain”
“Pain is life - the sharper, the more evidence of life”
“People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain.”
DJJOHANSSON
2013-06-22, 01:35
Ett citat som har influerat mig en hel del igenom tonåren.
"Liverpool came here with 4000 man and ran. AIK-Stockholm
came with 500 and fought"
Sparta Prag fans 1994.
"A morning of awkwardsness is far better than a night of loneliness" Hank Moody
Alla betalda arbeten absorberar och förslöar sinnet.
-Aristoteles
Mitleid mit den Thieren hängt mit der Güte des Charakters so genau zusammen, daß man zuversichtlich behaupten darf, wer gegen Thiere grausam ist, könne kein guter Mensch sein.
-Schopenhauer
Det är en del av det personliga ansvaret att vi av och till måste välja att bevara vår självrespekt framför att öka vår popularitet.
- Jesper Juul
Att läsa denna tråden får mig att fundera vilka spännande liv de flesta här i antagligen lever, så många citat om ära, leva för alltid, frihet, storhet med mera. Jag föreställer mig att de flesta i denna tråd lever ungefär som Mel Gibson i Braveheart.
Haha. Tyckte väl att de var överlag ärofyllt.
Konkelbär
2013-06-22, 08:14
“The Bible shows the way to go to heaven, not the way the heavens go.”
― Galileo Galilei
Nietsche har en del citat alltså.
En gammal goding:
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
En av mina favvocitat:
"Gott ist tot."
Den här kommer jag att tänka på ibland när det gäller politik:
"There are horrible people who, instead of solving a problem, tangle it up and make it harder to solve for anyone who wants to deal with it. Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all."
Tro:
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Jockefoten
2013-06-22, 09:14
"It's all a lie. They're just pretending to praise me." -Kim Jong-Il
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
-Douglas Adams
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
-Terry Pratchett
"I fucking hate tutorials, and this one is terrible."
- Sgt. Rex Power Colt
mangemani
2013-06-23, 13:45
"-det är dags att du skaffar ett sommarjobb
-men jag ska segla i sommar
du seglar alldeles för mycket, du seglade hela förra veckan, har seglat hela dagen och ska segla imorgon...nej, nu har jag skaffat ett jobb åt dig!
-vad är det för slags jobb?
-det är ombord på en segelbåt
-äh, jag som hatar segling"
Baronpanda
2013-06-23, 15:29
Även om jag inte är starkt troende så är psalm 23:4 så jävla mäktig!
thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Sheogorath
2013-06-23, 17:45
Även om jag inte är starkt troende så är psalm 23:4 så jävla mäktig!
thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Jepp, "Gangsta's Paradise" är ett riktigt mäktigt stycke.
Baronpanda
2013-06-23, 18:01
Jepp, "Gangsta's Paradise" är ett riktigt mäktigt stycke.
Gangsta's vad ?
Kanske bara är jag som är efter och inte vet. :smash:
Sheogorath
2013-06-23, 18:09
Gangsta's vad ?
Kanske bara är jag som är efter och inte vet. :smash:
Jag försökte vara rolig, men om jag ens var det måste man nog vara minst 25 för att fatta galoppen. Förmodligen närmare 30. *cry*
Baronpanda
2013-06-23, 18:26
Jag försökte vara rolig, men om jag ens var det måste man nog vara minst 25 för att fatta galoppen. Förmodligen närmare 30. *cry*
Förstår vad du menade nu men inte min stil av musik + psalmen är inte fullständig där.
Även om jag inte är starkt troende så är psalm 23:4 så jävla mäktig!
thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for thou art with me; Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Håller med. Har den förevigad på min rygg faktiskt (dvs en tatuering)
*flex*
Davperish
2013-06-23, 18:50
No one will hit you harder than life itself. It doesn't matter how you hit back. It's about how much you can take, and keep fighting...how much you can suffer and keep moving forward. That's how you win. - Anderson da Silva
Good things come to those who wait, but it's the
leftovers from those who hustle.
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. - Mark Twain
En gammal klasskamrat kommer ut ur dass med ett löjligt nöjt leende på läpparna och utbrister
Det är precis som uran, kommer ta hundra tusen år att brytas ner!
Jag är inte mycket för citat men det finns ett som fastnade i mitt sinne efter att ha läst en biografi Malcolm X (Malcolm Little).
"I have no mercy or compasion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them not being able to stand up straight under the weight"
Not working legs because you run is like not having sex with a women because you watch porn.
Hahahhaha :)
Valar Morghulis (All men must die!)
Ordspråk från A song of ice and fire
Gabriel Forslund
2013-06-25, 03:26
"Playing games because of graphics is like watching porn for the storyline"
Jukka Sejlite
2013-06-25, 05:13
”Elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa.”
-Matti Nykänen
("livet är människans bästa tid")
pansarvagn
2013-06-25, 12:45
Tycker många av de gamla romarcitaten är riktigt före sin tid faktiskt.
A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
All cruelty springs from weakness.
If you wished to be loved, love.
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.
Happy are those who dare courageously to defend what they love.
Habits change into character.
Ovid
The depth of darkness to which you can descend and still live is an exact measure of the height to which you can aspire to reach.
Pliny the Elder
Du har så rätt pansarvagn. Rekommenderar alla att läsa Meditations av Marcus Aurelius. Utdrag:
Remember how long you have been putting this off, how many times you have been given a period of grace by the gods and not used it...
There is a limit circumscribed to your time - if you do not use it to clear away your clouds, it will be gone, and you will be gone, and the opportunity will not return.
Do not let the future trouble you. You will come to it (if that is what you must) possessed of the same reason that you apply now to the present.
The memory of everything is rapidly buried in eternity.
"Ifall jag måste äta äcklig mat så ska jag åtminstone få äta ofta!"
-Sambon, vid ett förslag att vi kör PF under träningsperioden innan Thailandresan.
No one will hit you harder than life itself. It doesn't matter how you hit back. It's about how much you can take, and keep fighting...how much you can suffer and keep moving forward. That's how you win. - Anderson da Silva
Var det han eller Rocky som sa det först?
jepp, "gangsta's paradise" är ett riktigt mäktigt stycke.
:d
"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
- Steven Weinburger
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
- Albert Einstein
“Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?”
- Karl Pilkington
Denna är kul:
Problemet med muslimer, sade han, var att det paradis som profeten utlovat redan fanns här på jorden: här fanns ställen där unga flickor, som var villiga och syndiga, dansade för männens njutnings skull; där man kunde berusa sig på nektar och lyssna på musik med himmelska klanger; det fanns minst tjugo sådana inom en radie av femhundra meter.
Alea iacta est
Veni vidi vici
Carpe Diem
Rikard Jansson
2013-08-15, 20:48
You only live once.
Mycket beklagansvärt och icke blott mycket kort måste därför deras liv vara, som med stor möda förskaffa sig, vad som kostar dem ännu större möda att äga: med stort besvär uppnå de, vad de åstunda och i ständig oro äga de, vad de uppnått.
Det behövs ny lycka för att bevara lyckan och när det man önskat gått i uppfyllelse, måste man göra detsamma till föremål för nya önskningar.
Jockefoten
2013-08-15, 21:04
"I once stood up for the aesthetics and desirability of cock, and the entire thread thought I either liked other men's cocks in a platonic way or thought I was a gay man. Not a blip of uncertainty that I was anything but a man."
-Female on internet.
kaffekopp
2013-08-15, 22:30
He's about as much use as a marzipan dildo. - malcolm tucker
how dare you, how dare you! dont you ever EVER call me a bully... im so much worse than that - malcolm tucker
'You, Julius Nicholson, being of a sound mind, with a body that looks like a giant sex toy, did knowingly do us up the shithole by passing confidential information to the enemy. And I am gonna have your guts as a skipping rope, then rip yor lungs out, sun-dry them and wear them as a waist-coat'. - malcolm tucker
I don't understand normal people. When I see them with their beady eyes and their little smirking mouths, I just think their from a different f*cking species - Hugh Abbot
"When you have a gun and you have to shoot - shoot! don't talk."
AS-milk is for babys,when you grown up,you have to drink bEER!
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