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Tyckte vi skulle samla alla coola/klassiska filmrepliker som vi har hört på en och samma ställe. Kan börja med två stycken själv så får ni fortsätta fylla på.
"If he dies, he dies" Rocky 4
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Taxi driver
Now keep them coming *popcorn*
A Few Good Men:
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
Huffo the A-LagaRe
2008-04-06, 17:40
"Percy, vad kostar det att åka en sån här tråådbuss?"
Nilecity.
"AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every single motherfucker in the room" Jackie Brown
Har det på tshirt ;)
I'll be back..
Terminator
If it bleeds, we can kill it
Scratch89
2008-04-06, 17:49
"Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'." - Mr Brown, Reservoir Dogs
Mass-Tech
2008-04-06, 17:54
General Hentz: To sum it up, gentlemen... we're in deep shit
Stalingrad
George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
Planet of the Apes
Hans Gruber: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
John McClane: "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...”
Die Hard
[McClane hands Zeus a gun]
John McClane: You know how to fire one of these?
Zeus: No.
John McClane: No?
Zeus: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherfucker.
John McClane: You can't do it that way you dumb, motherfucking...!
Zeus: Say it! Say it!
John McClane: Say what?
Zeus: You were going to call me a nigger, weren't you?
John McClane: No I wasn't!
Zeus: Yes you were! What were you gonna call me?
John McClane: Asshole! How's that, asshole!
Granatgiraffen
2008-04-06, 17:58
Bästa komedin på länge, Superbad
Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
mangemani
2008-04-06, 17:59
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Clarkolofsson
2008-04-06, 18:02
When pushed, killin's as easy as breathing :devil:
"I aint got time to bleed."
"Thats no dime mak!"
-Niether is this rawwghh!!
"Very good, but brick dont hit back"
-Who is this Rambo guy? Is he God?
-No God shows mercy, Rambo dont!
Mass-Tech
2008-04-06, 18:08
Drake: Hey Hicks. Man, you look just like I feel.
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you
Hudson: Whoopee-fuckin'-do, hey, I'm impressed.
Apone: It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their virginity. Heh!
Frost: I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.
Ripley: Get away from her, you bitch
Aliens
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say what again. Say what again, motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black.
Jules Winnfield: Go on.
Brett: He's bald.
Jules : Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules : DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No.
Jules : Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules : Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fuuced by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
[Pulp Fiction]
Scratch89
2008-04-06, 18:19
ÅÅh, jag skulle ta precis samma från Pulp Fiction med valde Madonnadiskussionen istället! Älska den där! Jag skrattar varje gång jag ser den scenen!
ÅÅh, jag skulle ta precis samma från Pulp Fiction med valde Madonnadiskussionen istället! Älska den där! Jag skrattar varje gång jag ser den scenen!
Haha,, kul sammanträffande men det var nog du som fick in mig på Tarantinospåret med Reservoir Dogs-dialogen. Och ja, "what-dialogen" är sjukt kul :)
"Sure, I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby!" -Evil Dead 3
Deceiver85
2008-04-06, 18:50
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
Haha, den är grym!
Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?
The Terminator: Nice night for a walk.
Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Terminator: Nothing clean. Right.
Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
The Terminator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.
Punk Leader: Fuck you, asshole!
Deceiver85
2008-04-06, 18:54
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (Dirty Harry)
"Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen" -Sean Connery i The Rock
I princip hela Full Metal Jacket. Underbar.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pray!
Recruits: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
"Sure, I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby!" -Evil Dead 3
Så jävla bra film. Måste bara älska Army of Darkness :hbang:
No, I am your father. (The empire strikes back)
http://www.filmsite.org/topquotes.html
I princip hela Full Metal Jacket. Underbar.
"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
Jag har för mig att jag har läst att just den här repliken var improviserad.
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!
ManuelIT
2008-04-06, 19:30
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
ffs! youtuba om ni kan med! :D
så jävla bra är den
twW_riHWz_4
Denna är lätt skönast i FMJ:
Private Joker: I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
Jag har för mig att jag har läst att just den här repliken var improviserad.
Hehe, inte en aning. Säkerligen. Slänger in några mer ..
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.
__
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
__
Private Joker: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
__
Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
_
nu ska jag se pulp fiction :thumbup:
Allt ur Snatch i princip.
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
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Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
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[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
ManuelIT
2008-04-06, 19:38
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (Dirty Harry)
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ManuelIT
2008-04-06, 19:42
första delen av FMJ och hela pulp fiction finns det så mkt bra i att det inte ens är någon idé att börja quota
Tyler Durden: You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Fight Club
Co Bao: Why did they pick you? Because you like to fight?
Rambo: I'm expendable.
Co Bao: What mean expendable?
Rambo: It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter.
Dr. Strangelove är full av bra och klassiska citat. Två bra och korta jag hittade på imdb:
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
--
Dr. Strangelove: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?
Ambassador de Sadesky: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises.
För de som inte sett filmen, gör det.
jontahontas
2008-04-06, 22:20
Co Bao: Why did they pick you? Because you like to fight?
Rambo: I'm expendable.
Co Bao: What mean expendable?
Rambo: It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter.
Tack! Är du min själsfrände? Kan vara 1900-talets bästa beskrivning av ordet "expendable".
Jag passar på att klippa in min kärleksförklaring till Rambo som jag skrev för något år sen i en annan tråd.
"Rambo för mig är känsla, inte sprattelvåld. Rambo är en ensam krigare som är bäst, period. Han har haft det svårt, han är en ensamvarg och han har blivit sviken många gånger.
Detta framgår när det talas om honom, "what you call hell, he calls home". Sen får man se rambo smyga i djungeln och strypa en orm med handleden. I båten berättar den vietnamesiska tjejen lite om sitt liv och vad som ger henne tur. Hon frågar därefter lite vackert vad som ger rambo tur. Svaret är kort, mörkt och stämnningsfullt. "I guess this", och han tar upp sin feta kniv.
Dom har även ett djupt samtal om rambos tunga livssituation, hon frågar honom till slut "What means expendable?". Svaret är än en gång mörkt och stämningsfullt. - "Its like when you invite someone to a party and they dont show up, but it doesnt really matter". Rambo har det svårt, han vill inte, men han är bäst. Han är en krigarmaskin i sin natur. Detta påminner hans livsvägledare honom om precis innan han går ombord på flygplanet på väg ut i djungeln.
Andra saker som stärker Rambos karaktär är att han dyker upp i en lervägg och stryper människor, att han tar ett rep runt en killes fot och drar ned honom under en sten och dödar honom. Allt detta sker som på rutin, han är en byggd mördarmaskin. Men samtidigt är den en komplex man med djupa känslor. Han slåss för uppvisning och ger pengarna till munkar, han hjälper till att bygga tempel utan krav på lön och han bryr sig om den lilla, utsatta människan.
Det här är Rambo. Min Rambo."
Tricklev
2008-04-06, 23:30
GET TO TAH CHOPPAH!
Valfri Arnold film
Danny Devito
2008-04-06, 23:31
GET TO TAH CHOPPAH!
Valfri Arnold film
Haha +1 ffs!
Get to the Chopaaaaa!!!!! Naaaaooowwww!! Goooo!!!1
"Just relax.. no.. no relax... relax... yeees hehe relax yes yes"
Valfri Rocci Siffredi rulle
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!
TOP GUN !
ManuelIT
2008-04-07, 00:43
"Just relax.. no.. no relax... relax... yeees hehe relax yes yes"
Valfri Rocci Siffredi rulle
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"Dead or alive youre coming with me"
Robocop
Edit: "here's johnny"
The shining
shut teh face
2008-04-07, 02:02
- Buongiorno.
Buongiorno.
You know, there are a lot
of other empty compartments.
Huh?
Ah! Si...
Si.
Pardon me.
Eh?
Ohhh...
Scusi.
Mi scusi.
Hi.
Buongiorno.
- What the hell are you doing?
- Mi scusi, mi scusi.
No! No, no, no!
- Uh-oh.
- What?
(Big tunnel.)
Who's touching me?
Scotty, is that you?
Who's touching me?! Scotty!
Oh!
Scusi.
Buongiorno.
:D
Scratch89
2008-04-07, 02:05
Det är den mest irriterande scenen i hela Euro Trip. Det säger väl lite om filmen...
Mass-Tech
2008-04-07, 07:59
Sarge: I'm not supposed to die
Sarge: Big fucking gun
Sarge: We're gonna need something with a little bit more kick.
Sarge: Nothing gets back till everything on this planet is dead. We're going in hot
Pinky: You don't look like a "Mac".
Mac: Katsuhiko Kumanosuke Takaashi.
Pinky: So, Mac
Sarge: Holy shit
Corporal Dean Portman: You know, Kid, it's funny. A couple of days ago I asked Sarge for a little pussy. The next day he brought you onto the team.
DOOM
pragmatist
2008-04-07, 08:33
''You wanna know how you do it? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?''
-"So the next day, my father went to see him; only this time with Luca Brasi. An' within an hour, he signed a release, for a certified check for $1000."
-"How'd he do that?"
-"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
-"What was that?"
-"Luca Brasi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains, or his signature, would be on the contract. That's a true story. That's my family, Kay, it's not me."
Tack! Är du min själsfrände? Kan vara 1900-talets bästa beskrivning av ordet "expendable".
Jag passar på att klippa in min kärleksförklaring till Rambo som jag skrev för något år sen i en annan tråd.
"Rambo för mig är känsla, inte sprattelvåld. Rambo är en ensam krigare som är bäst, period. Han har haft det svårt, han är en ensamvarg och han har blivit sviken många gånger.
Detta framgår när det talas om honom, "what you call hell, he calls home". Sen får man se rambo smyga i djungeln och strypa en orm med handleden. I båten berättar den vietnamesiska tjejen lite om sitt liv och vad som ger henne tur. Hon frågar därefter lite vackert vad som ger rambo tur. Svaret är kort, mörkt och stämnningsfullt. "I guess this", och han tar upp sin feta kniv.
Dom har även ett djupt samtal om rambos tunga livssituation, hon frågar honom till slut "What means expendable?". Svaret är än en gång mörkt och stämningsfullt. - "Its like when you invite someone to a party and they dont show up, but it doesnt really matter". Rambo har det svårt, han vill inte, men han är bäst. Han är en krigarmaskin i sin natur. Detta påminner hans livsvägledare honom om precis innan han går ombord på flygplanet på väg ut i djungeln.
Andra saker som stärker Rambos karaktär är att han dyker upp i en lervägg och stryper människor, att han tar ett rep runt en killes fot och drar ned honom under en sten och dödar honom. Allt detta sker som på rutin, han är en byggd mördarmaskin. Men samtidigt är den en komplex man med djupa känslor. Han slåss för uppvisning och ger pengarna till munkar, han hjälper till att bygga tempel utan krav på lön och han bryr sig om den lilla, utsatta människan.
Det här är Rambo. Min Rambo."
Mycket bra skrivet! De gammla Rambo filmerna är mycket underskattade , det finns väldigt bra beskrivningar av Rambos karaktär. Kan inget annat än att älska filmerna :hbang: :hbang:
Charles Foster Kane: Rosebud.
Charles Foster Kane: Hello Jedediah.
Leland: Hello, Charlie, I didn't know we were speaking...
Charles Foster Kane: Sure, we're speaking, Jedediah: you're fired.
(Citizen Kane)
Nick: We're the same, you and me. We're the same, don't you see?
Bill Foster: We are not the same. I'm an American and you're a sick asshole.
Nick: Just what kind of vigilante are you?
Bill Foster: I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party and if everyone will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt.
Mr. Lee: Take the money.
Bill Foster: You think I'm a thief? Oh, you see, I'm not the thief. I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a *stinking* soda! You're the thief. I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
(Falling Down)
Ace Rothstein: [narrating] Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.
Nicky Santoro: The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here, and I mean every little fuckin' thing. If a guy fuckin' slipped on a fuckin' banana peel, they blamed me.
(Casino)
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: You're in no position disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Whoo-ah
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!
(Scent of a Women)
Eftersom jag inte vet hur man klistrar in en youtube klipp här undrar jag om nån kan vara vänlig och klistra in klippen med Al pachino i any given sunday.
Sjukskriven. Ryggen vettu.
Jarmo Mäkinen i rollen som Tomme Harela ur filmen Jägarna
http://www.productum.fi/rt2005/kuvat/jarmo.jpg
Eftersom jag inte vet hur man klistrar in en youtube klipp här undrar jag om nån kan vara vänlig och klistra in klippen med Al pachino i any given sunday.
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Jarmo Mäkinen i rollen som Tomme Harela ur filmen Jägarna
http://www.productum.fi/rt2005/kuvat/jarmo.jpg
När jag tänker efter är han en förträfflig skådis. Ni får en bild till lite så där lagom off topic, fast jag kompenserar med det han säger just innan mitt första citat. Allt såklart uttalat på grav finlandssvenska.
[] ... och så kollar vi, så att det inte är några tjyvskyttar i farten
http://www.artistafilmi.fi/sibelius/images/nayt_makinen.jpg
"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
Jag har för mig att jag har läst att just den här repliken var improviserad.
nu sitter jag och småfnissar på jobbet igen.
"Bingo i fettan, vare du som gjorde den?"
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
Edit: Det finns mycket som Hunter S Thompson har skrivit, som platsar i vilken genilåda som helst.
Mass-Tech
2008-04-07, 14:57
Travis Dane: Assumption is the mother of all fuck up's!
Underbelägring 2
jontahontas
2008-04-07, 15:10
"Vad tycker du om fettan då?" - Fucking Åmål.
Här kommer fler gammla från mig :
Dutch: [the Predator pulls off his mask] You're one... *ugly* motherfucker!
En härlig favorit förstår inte varför den inte varit uppe innan !!!
Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
Från Enter the dragon
Williams: Mr Han, suddenly I wish to leave your island.
Han: It is not possible.
Williams: Bullshit, Mr. Han-man
Lee: You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
Roper: You wanna bet?
Lee: Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
Kan det bli bättre ??? NEJ!!!
*Sneezes* ...Sorry I´m allergic to bullshit.
I, robot
-God must hate me
-Hate him back, it works for me!
Dödligt vapen
En till från Enter the dragon !
Parsons: What's your style?
Lee: You can call it the art of fighting without fighting.
Parsons: The art of fighting without fighting? Show me some of it.
Lee: Later.
Dodge this! *Matrix*
Take the gun - Leave the Cannoli *Gudfadern*
mangemani
2008-04-07, 19:58
Elin: *TADAA* här är jag...det här är min nya tjej...skulle ni kunna flytta på er,vi ska gå och ******.
"Vad tycker du om fettan då?" - Fucking Åmål.
Som sann åmålit så har jag lyckats få en kompis till att ha smeknamnet "fetta" Och inte på det "tjocka" sättet ;)
Mass-Tech
2008-06-24, 15:27
Jules: Hamburgers: The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more
Pulp Fiction
mangemani
2008-06-24, 15:50
"aw great,thats just what i needed,some upbeat music to go along with noah getting murdered by a bunch of fucking goats"
I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Den svenska översättningen är bättre: Här ska're bli medeltid!!!
Guybrush
2008-06-24, 19:25
- Let of some steam, Bennett!
En klassisk replik från vår idol!
t-tRErs5UcI
"aw great,thats just what i needed,some upbeat music to go along with noah getting murdered by a bunch of fucking goats"
Vilken film?
Rellos_87
2008-06-24, 19:45
Quincy - Säg nåt i micken.
Paolo Roberto - PAOLO!
Stockholmsnatt, finns mångra bra citat från den filmen.
Quincy - Säg nåt i micken.
Paolo Roberto - PAOLO!
Stockholmsnatt, finns mångra bra citat från den filmen.
Sanning! Ingen kan säga "har du cigg" som Roberto
Rellos_87
2008-06-24, 19:52
Sanning! Ingen kan säga "har du cigg" som Roberto
Det bästa är när snubben ger svar på tal!
Paolo - Harru cigg?!
Snubbe - Nä, det här e min sista...
Paolo - Vadå sista?!
Snubbe Min sista cigarett...
Fantastisk film!
wyXSc6x4Qco
Whistler
2008-06-24, 19:57
Cop: "Look at this guy, he thinks he's Rambo!"
Tango: "Rambo... is a pussy."
- Stallone i "Tango & Cash" från 1989
Man brukar säga att man "har sett ljuset" om att upptäcka någonting helt nytt.
När Skorpan säger det i presens är det riktigt mäktigt:
Jag ser ljuset, Jonathan, jag ser ljuset!
Bröderna Lejonhjärta
-"SVEN-E!?"
-"Jaa, äre int likt så säg!!"
Pistvakt<3
Kanske inte en så klassisk replik men scenen är hur grym som helst:
Rules of engagement (Samuel L Jacksson)
*skjuter den ene asiaten och riktar pistolen mot den andre*
- You call your man back!
*spärrar upp ögonen som bara han kan* :D
Samuel L Jacksson från samma film (skrikandes när han ställs inför krigsrätt)
- Well, maybe I just said it - waste those mother****ers!
Snakes on a plane (Gissa vem)
- Yes i think they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell
Inte så mycket det han säger utan tonläget och sättet han säger det på.
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!
Världens bästa film? i alla fall första halvan :D
Men vad betyder det egentligen? Svenska översättningen är ju sikta lite framför
Hehe, inte en aning. Säkerligen. Slänger in några mer ..
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
__
Private Joker: A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
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Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so fuckin' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?
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nu ska jag se pulp fiction :thumbup:
Slänger fram några av de bästa ur samlingen http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless
Private Joker: Leonard, if Hartman finds us here, we'll be in a world of shit.
Private Gomer Pyle: I *am*... in a world... of shit.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
....You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots understand?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well, you seen much combat?
Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: [Joker does his John Wayne impersonation]
Private Joker: Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
Private Eightball: What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Dude: Well, that's just like, your opinion man.
"Don't forget. I'm also just a girl, standing infront of a boy... asking him to love her."
Från Notting Hill.
Mass-Tech
2008-06-25, 14:10
Snakes on a plane (Gissa vem)
- Yes i think they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell
Inte så mycket det han säger utan tonläget och sättet han säger det på.
Den är inte ifrån SOP, den är ifrån A Time to Kill .
"I told you a long time ago NOT to fuck with me you little monkey."
Arf Pingvin
2008-06-25, 16:10
"Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!"
Men vad betyder det egentligen? Svenska översättningen är ju sikta lite framför
Det betyder just det. Lead == leda, sikta framför ett rörligt mål. I scenen refererar de till civila kvinnor och barn, de kan inte springa så fort som en fiende, alltså kan man inte sikta lika långt framför dem om man vill träffa. Don't lead 'em so much.
Mass-Tech
2008-07-04, 19:39
SSgt. Eddie Dohun: Where's the captain?
Soldier: Dead.
SSgt. Eddie Dohun: Didn't ask you how he was. I asked you where he was.
Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: Have you ever been liberated before?
Col. Robert Stout: I got divorced twice, does that count?
Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur: That counts.
Lt. Gen. Frederick Browning: Only the weather can stop us now.
General Stanislaw Sosaboski: Weather. What of the Germans, General Browning. Don't you think that if we know Arnhem is so critical to their safety that they might know it too?
Wounded Paratrooper: Morphia! Taffy, I must have morphia!
'Taffy' Brace: Morphia's only for the people who are really hurt.
Wounded Paratrooper: I thought I *was* really hurt.
'Taffy' Brace: Well, you're wrong.
SS Panzer Officer: They rejected our surrender offer. What are your orders, Herr General?
Lt. General Bittrich: Flatten Arnhem.
German: My general says, please take it. It's very good chocolate. Your planes dropped it to us yesterday
A Bridge Too Far
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