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Kwon 2010-09-10 14:20

Det är nog M-1 folk som talar för Fedor :D

Petoria 2010-09-10 14:26

Annars skulle det vara kul om det är någon som trollar med Overimom :D

Här är lite kuliga bilder på Wand!

http://i35.tinypic.com/2ywcso7.jpg

http://imgur.com/hQ7CQ.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/33c0j5t.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/t6a5bb.jpg

eternallord 2010-09-10 21:35

Jag måste passa på att hylla den överlägset roligaste skribenten jag stött på, på många många år. Jag talar givetvis om Seanbaby från cracked.com. Detta litterära geni släppte nyss sitt senaste alster The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-le...oments-in-mma/

Jag passar dessutom på att länka till hans andra MMA-artiklar, mycket nöje!

The 10 Worst MMA Fights of All Time:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-w...s-of-all-time/

Worst Life Ever: The Story of Kazuyuki Fujita's Skull: (min favorit)
http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-li...fujitas-skull/

The Top 10 Ragdoll Physics Moments in Mixed Martial Arts:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed...-doll-physics/

The Top 8 'Oh Shit!' Moments from Mixed Martial Arts:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-...oments-in-mma/

Doctor Snuggles 2010-09-10 22:28

Hehe, ja han är kul:

PRIDE 8 - The Air Juggle
Igor Vovchanchyn is known as a counter fighter, which means he waits for you to do something, then punches your skull until the memories of your ancestors die. Francisco Bueno knew this, so his gameplan was to run away and not do anything, ever.

It didn't work. About 80 seconds into the first round, Igor got impatient and figured he'd just throw a couple punches to get things going. What happened next is considered the worst atrocity in history by face activists.

Both punches knock out Francisco Bueno, ending the fight. At least in a practical sense. But legally, the fight isn't over until the referee stops it or the evil has left Igor's fists. And as Francisco is falling lifelessly to the mat, neither of those things has happened yet.

While his unconscious body plummets, Francisco somehow picks an entirely new fight with Igor, and loses this one just as badly. Igor slams in two more punches to Francisco's falling head with such amazing precision that it can't be blood-drunk rage. I think he's just politely trying to wake him up before he hits. Or maybe it's considered good manners in the Ukraine to remove the head from a corpse after you're done with it.



Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed...#ixzz0zAFxoEkz

Doctor Snuggles 2010-09-10 22:33

Haha, många sköna quotes:

"After the fight went to the ground, Keith Hackney passed to side mount. Or as it was known back then, hey-get-up-and-do-karate-you-queers position. Joe Son confusedly held onto a kind-of guillotine headlock which left Keith's right arm free to do whatever it wanted. And it wanted to pound balls."


"UFC 43: Marvin Eastman vs. Vitor BelfortVitor's first four fights in the UFC were all the same. He ran in, punched his opponent in the face 70,000 times in ten seconds, and then his corner would cheer "jiu jitsu! jiu jitsu!" in victory. I think it must be portuguese for "face doctor! face doctor!" But whatever it means, Marvin Eastman should have been ready and should have brought helmet."

ManuelIT 2010-09-10 23:06

Haaahahah ja, helt genialt. Länge sedan jag garva så här mkt! :laugh: :laugh:

Kwon 2010-09-10 23:18

Citat:

Ursprungligen postat av eternallord (Inlägg 4580973)
Jag måste passa på att hylla den överlägset roligaste skribenten jag stött på, på många många år. Jag talar givetvis om Seanbaby från cracked.com. Detta litterära geni släppte nyss sitt senaste alster The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-le...oments-in-mma/

Jag passar dessutom på att länka till hans andra MMA-artiklar, mycket nöje!

The 10 Worst MMA Fights of All Time:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-w...s-of-all-time/

Worst Life Ever: The Story of Kazuyuki Fujita's Skull: (min favorit)
http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-li...fujitas-skull/

The Top 10 Ragdoll Physics Moments in Mixed Martial Arts:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-mixed...-doll-physics/

The Top 8 'Oh Shit!' Moments from Mixed Martial Arts:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-...oments-in-mma/

Vilka minnen! :)

davve 2010-09-10 23:21

Haha, nice länkar! :)

cero 2010-09-10 23:41

Hänger med strömmen, rolig läsning!

Matsa 2010-09-10 23:50

Hahahahaha! Stycket om Tank Abbott vs. John Matua är fan bland det roligaste jag har läst!

"He bench presses 600 pounds and wore gloves into the Octagon back when you didn't have to. This implied that he knew things about punching skulls that the rest of us didn't. People put on a diaper before they make eye contact with him."

"John Matua practiced something called Kapu Kuialau, the "Hawaiian art of bone breaking." If you're familiar with the skeletal structure of the Polynesian people, then you know that's fucking crazy. Hawaiian's have such reinforced bones that even their women solve every problem with a headbutt."

"Tank Abbott, with the class one would expect from central casting's idea of a prison movie extra, looked back at the body and mocked his seizure. Mocked his seizure. That's the kind of thing that makes Satan shuffle the papers on his desk and say, "Shit, I don't even think I have a form for that.""

Tack snälla för de länkarna, jag behövde skratta lite. :)

Kwon 2010-09-11 00:05

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../30780.jpg?v=1
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/39...i-finger-2.jpg

nmanradnävna 2010-09-11 00:13

Den fighten var läskig att titta på! Fy fan

Kwon 2010-09-11 00:17

Shogun 20 år!

Kwon 2010-09-11 00:19

Wanderlarius 20 år!

eternallord 2010-09-11 00:51

"This showdown continued for six minutes: Ken Shamrock's extensive martial arts training vs. a mixup in Fujita's head DNA. But Shamrock was no match for F.S.S. Something strange happened. Ken beat this man so hard that he, no bullshit, started having heart palpitations and his corner threw in the towel. Seriously: Fujita took a beating so severe that the man doing it had a goddamn heart attack."




"So it's no surprise that fight promoters decided to put him in the ring with Cro Cop. Take the man with the crazy hard head and put him in the ring with the guy who kicks heads crazy hard. The result might surprise you: partially exploded head."





"Cro Cop proved that Fujita's head is living tissue over a metal endoskeleton, and then Fedor proved that it will surrender if you start to sever it from its body. But Japanese fight promoters still hadn't gotten a chance to see someone just pound on it until it cracked. Will it explode when you expose its core? Is it filled with something that you can rape with an octopus? That's when it hit them: Wanderlei Silva. That guy hates skulls."



"He charged in with takedowns and Cro Cop countered by kneeing him in the head. But instead of taking them with the front of his head, he blocked them with top of his head. For crashing knee after crashing knee, Cro Cop's giraffe legs were screaming for Fujita's spine to become paralyzed and the fucking thing was too stupid to understand."


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