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2007-07-24, 15:03
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Enjoy!
GROSS - these are disgusting titles that should turn you off completely
# HE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES - The title that started me on this list. "Virginia Slims" becomes "Vagina Slimes" ? That's disgusting ! You get the idea.
# LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH - And then invite all our friends over and watch them try to guess what that smell is !
# CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth ...
# PRIME CUTS: YO QUIERO TACO SMELL - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans !
# AMATEURS ONLY #129": I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn't have included this one. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it.
# SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22: STINKY WHITE WOMEN - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stinky ? You are a puzzle, sir.
GROAN - bad puns, horrible plays on words, stupid Hollywood movie name adaptations
# DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? - Bad movie, probably a bad porno based on a bad movie.
# ULTRA KINKY #79: BOWLIN' IN HER COLON - Bowling balls and colons, such a pretty image.
# ASS-HOLE O MIO - You've got to be kidding.
# HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK - Trouble rhyming "bitch" today ?
# BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA - Kurt Russell should be so lucky ...
# GOOD ASSTERNOON - I want to see a porno with really amazing dialogue. This won't be it.
# BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER - Too obvious.
# HINDFELD - A porno about nothing.
# TEA BAGGER VANCE - Did anybody see the original movie ? Yeah, whatever.
# MUSIC TO FUCK TO: ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA - I would watch this if they actually got
Lionel Richie to sing the new lyrics with a
close-up shot of him crying.
# GERANALMO - Sure, why not ?
# BRASSIERE TO ETERNITY - You're reaching ...
# TIG OL' BITTIES - Spoonerisms can be fun. Sometimes not.
# MOULIN SPLOOGE - You saw this one coming ...
# TITS OF FURY - ... but not this one ...
# GERMAN WHORE FARE - Well, I groaned ...
# SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN - Sigh ...
# TOOKIE RAIDER - Tookie ? Tookie You're just making up words now.
# MUFFUGNUGEN - That's just lame, man.
# PRIME CUTS: ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST - You went to college for this ?
# FILTHY FUCKERS #184: POKE 'ER MON - Who exactly is your target audience ?
# RIMMERAMA - It does kind of roll off the tongue, though.
# HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS - Sometimes the music in porn movies is kind of interesting. Not this time.
# HUNG WANKENSTEIN - Two, count 'em, TWO bad puns in one title ! I want this job !
STUPID - poorly chosen titles for various reasons
# SEX - This is so wonderfully descriptive, there are TWO movies with this title.
# THE SPLENDOR OF HELL - Nothing gets me going more than the thought of the sin I am committing
at the time and the eventual suffering I am
bringing upon myself.
# COCKLESS 19 - All-girl videos are okay if not kinda dull, but I get a sort of castration vibe from this one ...
# WET AND FROSTY - Are you talking about sex or beer ?
# WHY THINGS BURN - It's called a venereal disease ...
# AMATEURS ONLY #131: HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO TAKE - Guys love it when girls ask that question.
# BABY GIRL - A big disappointment for pedophiles.
# ANAL CHIROPRACTOR - What, in case your ass is out of alignment ? Yeesh.
# HUSH ! MY MOTHER MIGHT HEAR US ! - More of a turn-off for women viewers ...
# S.I.D.S.: SEXUALLY INTRUSIVE DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY - Not Sudden Infant Death Syndrome,
which always gets me hot.
# PRICE IS RIGHT - "Hey, let's name our new porn
movie after a game show whose host wants to neuter your family dog !"
# SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE DWARFS - You're only
calling attention to the fact that you're ripping
us off to the tune of four dwarves.
# ABS OF CUM - That doesn't make any sense.
# DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS - You could get AIDS and DIE
# SEX IN THE COMICS - This one actually looks
pretty interesting. It's porn stars made up to
look like cartoon characters having sex. Normal
people probably don't want to see this, though ...
# TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS - No, I want you
concentrating on my BRAIN during the operation ...
# YOUR QUIM IS MY GYM - Stupid, nonsensical, you are an object to be scorned.
# THEORY OF RELATIVITY - That Einstein, what a hottie.
# FELANALINGUS - "I made up a new word !" "Wow ! Let's hope it catches on !"
# K-FCK ... THE ONLY THING MISSING IS YOU ! - A five year old retard might think that was funny or
clever, but only out of pity.
# BRIANNA LEE'S RED HOT WEINIE ROAST - Nobody is roasting my weinie. Go away.
# UNBALANCED CHEMICALS - Psychotics can be sexy too !
# STRAIGHT A STUDENTS - Why would I want to watch a porn movie where nobody gets to have sex ?
# LET'S PLAY ANAL TWISTER - That sounds somewhat painful. I'm glad you're not my friend.
# TUG BOAT - "Hello ? We make porno movies here. P-O-R-N-O. Do you understand ?"
# HEROIN - In answer to the question, what is wrong with the lead actress ?
# HAMLET : FOR THE LOVE OF OPHELIA #1 - Your average porn movie consumer will have no idea what
this is a reference to.
# ACID SEX - It burns ! It burns !
# ADULT MOVIE (A.K.A. PORN MOVIE) - Whew, thank goodness. I didn't know what this was.
I'm glad that's all cleared up.
# RI DICK U LOUS: CHOCOLATE CAN HARDLY HANDLE IT ! - When you named this movie, you were
contemplating suicide, weren't you ? You should.
# FAT THE BALD AND THE UGLY - Well, at least they're accessible ...
# SANDWICH OF LOVE - Nobody ever got laid using this phrase. It's just not possible there's a
woman this stupid out there.
# PERVERTED ADVENTURES OF SUPER DAVE #1 - It's a different Dave, not Super Dave Osbourne. But
that's who you're thinking about right now, aren't
you ? And is it turning you on ? Huh ?
# AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FLEA - Yay ! My girlfriend is infested with tiny mites ! I am so happy !
# FRYSTIX - Who approved this ? Some porn producer who needed a tax shelter, that's who.
# ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT - Not a good pun, not even a bad pun.
# HITLER SUCKS - Next time you have sex, when you're close to cumming, think of the Holocaust.
Oh yeah, that's it.
# MASK - Not the movie with Cher and that weird-looking kid. But it might as well be.
# SKID ROW - Which mental image is worse, the worst section of town with all the drug dealers
and hookers, or the band ?
# ANAL FIREBALL - Oh, ouch.
WHAT THE HELL ... ? - No clue, no idea, no sale
# AIRTIGHT GRANNY - What is an airtight granny ? Why is she airtight ? Is that a good thing or a
bad thing ? I don't want to know !
# SECRETARIA EJECUTIVA #1: BROAD OF DIRECTORS - Ejecu-what ?
# SHRIMPIN' LOBSTER SAUCE - What does going to Sizzler have to do with porn ?
# A HORSE'S TAIL - It's not a bestiality video. If it was, it would be a good title. But it's not.
# E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE - There is SO much wrong with this one ...
# SIRLOIN TITS - What were you thinking ? I'll bet there's an A-1 Sauce joke in there somewhere.
# BIG AS THIS BOX #1 - What exactly is "big as this box" ? And is it the same rough shape ... ?
# TITALLICA: MASTER OF PUPPIES - Puppies ? Puppies ?!!
# MEAT LOAF: TV DINNER BOX BIG, HUGE, MEATY COCKS - And I am out of the porn store like a bat
out of hell ...
# ONION PLANET - I have no idea what this means. Something to do with onions, perhaps. And a
planet.
# WHITE MEN CAN'T IRON ON BUTT ROW - Can't ... iron ? What about folding shirts ? Can white men
do that ?
# SUPER DRIPPING WET SERIES #3: CARNAL CASSEROLE - Yum, reminds me of mom's !
# KID VEGAS WATCH ME CAMP BITCH ! - This one's actually about going camping. If I were a woman,
yes, you would have to threaten me to get me to
watch you camp.
THE PORN STORE CLERK LAUGHED AT ME - titles that are so stupidly funny, you can't stop laughing and enjoy the movie
# CLIMAX SHOTS #70: MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER - Rhyming is fun. Hey, what
rhymes with "loser" ?
# BUMPIN DONUTS - Uh, which body part is the donut again ?
# H.R. MUFF N' STUFF - Confusing childhood, was it ?
# AMBER THE LESBIAN QUEEFER - "Queefer" is just a funny word.
# MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU - Geek ! *cough cough*
# RED HOT CHO CHOS - I don't know what it means, but I heard some other kid on the playground use
it ...
# WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY - Your fantasy life is sad.
# PRETTY LIL' SISTAS #1: BEAUTIFUL BLACK POPOZUDAS ! - Nobody talks like this. Nobody. I
hope.
# BEEPING MISS BUFFY - Coyote's after you ...
# BACKDOOR LAMBADA - A taste for bad porn and horrifically out of date. Why hasn't some woman
snapped you up yet ?
# WALL TO WALL #24: HELLO TITTY - "Good evening, sir. Ah, I see you have the erotic tastes of a
young Japanese girl !"
# ACAPULCO #1: MALIBOOBIES - Hooters ! Headlights ! Ta-ta's ! Grow the fuck up !
# BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA MILKMAIDS - Oh, let me guess -- this is an art film ?
# AFRO-CENTRIX #36: PUMPIN' THE PO-PO - Don't even try to tell me that's ebonics ...
# WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ? - She's trying to earn enough to feed her crack
habit.
# LUSTY LIFE #89: SLIDE YOUR LONG LOAF IN MY HOT OVEN - What ... what is wrong with you ?
# ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES - Ha ha ha ha Fart Bitches.
Enjoy!
GROSS - these are disgusting titles that should turn you off completely
# HE ANAL GIRLS OF TOBACCO ROAD 2 : VAGINA SLIMES - The title that started me on this list. "Virginia Slims" becomes "Vagina Slimes" ? That's disgusting ! You get the idea.
# LET'S PLAY STAIN THE COUCH - And then invite all our friends over and watch them try to guess what that smell is !
# CRACK WHORES OF AMERICA - Because nothing turns a guy on more than needle tracks and missing teeth ...
# PRIME CUTS: YO QUIERO TACO SMELL - I know when I get down there, I want to smell refried beans !
# AMATEURS ONLY #129": I'M A BROWN SHIT-HOLED WHORE - Some people like poo, so maybe I shouldn't have included this one. What can I say, it just has a certain poetry to it.
# SEX STARVED FUCK SLUTS #22: STINKY WHITE WOMEN - Why would you want to have sex with somebody who is stinky ? You are a puzzle, sir.
GROAN - bad puns, horrible plays on words, stupid Hollywood movie name adaptations
# DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ? - Bad movie, probably a bad porno based on a bad movie.
# ULTRA KINKY #79: BOWLIN' IN HER COLON - Bowling balls and colons, such a pretty image.
# ASS-HOLE O MIO - You've got to be kidding.
# HOMEGROWN VIDEO #489 : FUCK THE CANUCK - Trouble rhyming "bitch" today ?
# BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA - Kurt Russell should be so lucky ...
# GOOD ASSTERNOON - I want to see a porno with really amazing dialogue. This won't be it.
# BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER - Too obvious.
# HINDFELD - A porno about nothing.
# TEA BAGGER VANCE - Did anybody see the original movie ? Yeah, whatever.
# MUSIC TO FUCK TO: ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES A LABIA - I would watch this if they actually got
Lionel Richie to sing the new lyrics with a
close-up shot of him crying.
# GERANALMO - Sure, why not ?
# BRASSIERE TO ETERNITY - You're reaching ...
# TIG OL' BITTIES - Spoonerisms can be fun. Sometimes not.
# MOULIN SPLOOGE - You saw this one coming ...
# TITS OF FURY - ... but not this one ...
# GERMAN WHORE FARE - Well, I groaned ...
# SHE'S NOT A LESBIAN ... SHE'S A VAGITARIAN - Sigh ...
# TOOKIE RAIDER - Tookie ? Tookie You're just making up words now.
# MUFFUGNUGEN - That's just lame, man.
# PRIME CUTS: ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST - You went to college for this ?
# FILTHY FUCKERS #184: POKE 'ER MON - Who exactly is your target audience ?
# RIMMERAMA - It does kind of roll off the tongue, though.
# HOOTERS AND THE BLOWJOBS - Sometimes the music in porn movies is kind of interesting. Not this time.
# HUNG WANKENSTEIN - Two, count 'em, TWO bad puns in one title ! I want this job !
STUPID - poorly chosen titles for various reasons
# SEX - This is so wonderfully descriptive, there are TWO movies with this title.
# THE SPLENDOR OF HELL - Nothing gets me going more than the thought of the sin I am committing
at the time and the eventual suffering I am
bringing upon myself.
# COCKLESS 19 - All-girl videos are okay if not kinda dull, but I get a sort of castration vibe from this one ...
# WET AND FROSTY - Are you talking about sex or beer ?
# WHY THINGS BURN - It's called a venereal disease ...
# AMATEURS ONLY #131: HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GOING TO TAKE - Guys love it when girls ask that question.
# BABY GIRL - A big disappointment for pedophiles.
# ANAL CHIROPRACTOR - What, in case your ass is out of alignment ? Yeesh.
# HUSH ! MY MOTHER MIGHT HEAR US ! - More of a turn-off for women viewers ...
# S.I.D.S.: SEXUALLY INTRUSIVE DYSFUNCTIONAL SOCIETY - Not Sudden Infant Death Syndrome,
which always gets me hot.
# PRICE IS RIGHT - "Hey, let's name our new porn
movie after a game show whose host wants to neuter your family dog !"
# SNOW WHITE AND THE THREE DWARFS - You're only
calling attention to the fact that you're ripping
us off to the tune of four dwarves.
# ABS OF CUM - That doesn't make any sense.
# DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS - You could get AIDS and DIE
# SEX IN THE COMICS - This one actually looks
pretty interesting. It's porn stars made up to
look like cartoon characters having sex. Normal
people probably don't want to see this, though ...
# TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS - No, I want you
concentrating on my BRAIN during the operation ...
# YOUR QUIM IS MY GYM - Stupid, nonsensical, you are an object to be scorned.
# THEORY OF RELATIVITY - That Einstein, what a hottie.
# FELANALINGUS - "I made up a new word !" "Wow ! Let's hope it catches on !"
# K-FCK ... THE ONLY THING MISSING IS YOU ! - A five year old retard might think that was funny or
clever, but only out of pity.
# BRIANNA LEE'S RED HOT WEINIE ROAST - Nobody is roasting my weinie. Go away.
# UNBALANCED CHEMICALS - Psychotics can be sexy too !
# STRAIGHT A STUDENTS - Why would I want to watch a porn movie where nobody gets to have sex ?
# LET'S PLAY ANAL TWISTER - That sounds somewhat painful. I'm glad you're not my friend.
# TUG BOAT - "Hello ? We make porno movies here. P-O-R-N-O. Do you understand ?"
# HEROIN - In answer to the question, what is wrong with the lead actress ?
# HAMLET : FOR THE LOVE OF OPHELIA #1 - Your average porn movie consumer will have no idea what
this is a reference to.
# ACID SEX - It burns ! It burns !
# ADULT MOVIE (A.K.A. PORN MOVIE) - Whew, thank goodness. I didn't know what this was.
I'm glad that's all cleared up.
# RI DICK U LOUS: CHOCOLATE CAN HARDLY HANDLE IT ! - When you named this movie, you were
contemplating suicide, weren't you ? You should.
# FAT THE BALD AND THE UGLY - Well, at least they're accessible ...
# SANDWICH OF LOVE - Nobody ever got laid using this phrase. It's just not possible there's a
woman this stupid out there.
# PERVERTED ADVENTURES OF SUPER DAVE #1 - It's a different Dave, not Super Dave Osbourne. But
that's who you're thinking about right now, aren't
you ? And is it turning you on ? Huh ?
# AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FLEA - Yay ! My girlfriend is infested with tiny mites ! I am so happy !
# FRYSTIX - Who approved this ? Some porn producer who needed a tax shelter, that's who.
# ALL ANAL ON THE WESTERN FRONT - Not a good pun, not even a bad pun.
# HITLER SUCKS - Next time you have sex, when you're close to cumming, think of the Holocaust.
Oh yeah, that's it.
# MASK - Not the movie with Cher and that weird-looking kid. But it might as well be.
# SKID ROW - Which mental image is worse, the worst section of town with all the drug dealers
and hookers, or the band ?
# ANAL FIREBALL - Oh, ouch.
WHAT THE HELL ... ? - No clue, no idea, no sale
# AIRTIGHT GRANNY - What is an airtight granny ? Why is she airtight ? Is that a good thing or a
bad thing ? I don't want to know !
# SECRETARIA EJECUTIVA #1: BROAD OF DIRECTORS - Ejecu-what ?
# SHRIMPIN' LOBSTER SAUCE - What does going to Sizzler have to do with porn ?
# A HORSE'S TAIL - It's not a bestiality video. If it was, it would be a good title. But it's not.
# E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE - There is SO much wrong with this one ...
# SIRLOIN TITS - What were you thinking ? I'll bet there's an A-1 Sauce joke in there somewhere.
# BIG AS THIS BOX #1 - What exactly is "big as this box" ? And is it the same rough shape ... ?
# TITALLICA: MASTER OF PUPPIES - Puppies ? Puppies ?!!
# MEAT LOAF: TV DINNER BOX BIG, HUGE, MEATY COCKS - And I am out of the porn store like a bat
out of hell ...
# ONION PLANET - I have no idea what this means. Something to do with onions, perhaps. And a
planet.
# WHITE MEN CAN'T IRON ON BUTT ROW - Can't ... iron ? What about folding shirts ? Can white men
do that ?
# SUPER DRIPPING WET SERIES #3: CARNAL CASSEROLE - Yum, reminds me of mom's !
# KID VEGAS WATCH ME CAMP BITCH ! - This one's actually about going camping. If I were a woman,
yes, you would have to threaten me to get me to
watch you camp.
THE PORN STORE CLERK LAUGHED AT ME - titles that are so stupidly funny, you can't stop laughing and enjoy the movie
# CLIMAX SHOTS #70: MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER - Rhyming is fun. Hey, what
rhymes with "loser" ?
# BUMPIN DONUTS - Uh, which body part is the donut again ?
# H.R. MUFF N' STUFF - Confusing childhood, was it ?
# AMBER THE LESBIAN QUEEFER - "Queefer" is just a funny word.
# MAY THE FORESKIN BE WITH YOU - Geek ! *cough cough*
# RED HOT CHO CHOS - I don't know what it means, but I heard some other kid on the playground use
it ...
# WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY - Your fantasy life is sad.
# PRETTY LIL' SISTAS #1: BEAUTIFUL BLACK POPOZUDAS ! - Nobody talks like this. Nobody. I
hope.
# BEEPING MISS BUFFY - Coyote's after you ...
# BACKDOOR LAMBADA - A taste for bad porn and horrifically out of date. Why hasn't some woman
snapped you up yet ?
# WALL TO WALL #24: HELLO TITTY - "Good evening, sir. Ah, I see you have the erotic tastes of a
young Japanese girl !"
# ACAPULCO #1: MALIBOOBIES - Hooters ! Headlights ! Ta-ta's ! Grow the fuck up !
# BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRA MILKMAIDS - Oh, let me guess -- this is an art film ?
# AFRO-CENTRIX #36: PUMPIN' THE PO-PO - Don't even try to tell me that's ebonics ...
# WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ? - She's trying to earn enough to feed her crack
habit.
# LUSTY LIFE #89: SLIDE YOUR LONG LOAF IN MY HOT OVEN - What ... what is wrong with you ?
# ADVENTURES OF THE FART BITCHES - Ha ha ha ha Fart Bitches.