Visa fullständig version : What would Jack Bauer do?
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Deaf people listen to Jack bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
Colin Farrell smokes a pack of cigarettes a day. Jack Bauer smokes a pack of terrorists anytime he feels like it.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
Jack Bauer cannot stick his elbow in his ear, but he can stick your elbow in your ear.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. :hbang:
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
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Haha fasen vad jag skrattade. Varför vet jag inte, det fanns one-liners som var bättre!
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. :hbang: :hbang:
MasterChief
2007-02-26, 10:49
Bauer for president! :bow:
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. :cool:
Shakemynuts
2007-02-26, 10:54
Min favorit är helt klart när de tar från en scen med nervgasen i köpcentrumet:
Surrounded by terrorists, cuffed to a table, passed out with nervgas in the other room is what Bauer calls an advantage.
Ungefär så var den.
Kan ta fram sidan där alla de här kommer ifrån, finns över 500st. :D
Min favorit är helt klart när de tar från en scen med nervgasen i köpcentrumet:
Surrounded by terrorists, cuffed to a table, passed out with nervgas in the other room is what Bauer calls an advantage.
Ungefär så var den.
Kan ta fram sidan där alla de här kommer ifrån, finns över 500st. :D
Doooooo it! :hbang:
http://www.twentyfour.tv/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred
Shakemynuts
2007-02-26, 10:58
Här finns MASSOR :D
http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". :laugh:
Shakemynuts
2007-02-26, 11:05
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". :laugh:
SO TRUE! :D
Fan vad jag stör mig på det att alla ska säga emot Bauer hela tiden. ^^ *grr*
Son of a bitch säger han rätt ofta också.. Men det borde väl klassas som svordom?
http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/Jack_Bauer.jpg
Han gillar att viska också. "Audrey, I love you."
Shakemynuts
2007-02-26, 11:12
:D
http://static.flickr.com/55/131268271_38c0301796.jpg
MasterChief
2007-02-26, 11:20
:D
http://static.flickr.com/55/131268271_38c0301796.jpg
Den där vill jag ha i 1200*1600 tack!! :D *drool*
Shakemynuts
2007-02-26, 11:22
Tro mig jag med!
Men den där som är i typ hälften av det, är den enda jag hittat. *cry*
"Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was." :D
Haha, han säger "I need you to trust me" ett antal ggr med!:D
Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
Lelle Pelle
2007-02-26, 13:40
Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
LOL
Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
:laugh: bäst hahah
Jack Bauer doesn't have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It's basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer's PC. Ever.
han kör med den här. Det är han själv i tunneln som är hans bredband. Han har en fibertråd stor som en vägtunnel.
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/07/10/kiefersutherland_wideweb__430x322.jpg
Haha, kunglig lista!
Empe: :laugh:
ramagoen
2007-02-26, 14:04
Scientists can't analyze Jack Bauer's DNA because it tortures the microscope for information.
:D
"Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was." :D
haaahaaaa!
GUD! jag älskar sådana trådar. Så jävla underbara, kan göra ens dag bra :D
Nitrometan
2007-02-26, 18:32
Scientists can't analyze Jack Bauer's DNA because it tortures the microscope for information.
:D
Rätt åt dem. :)
Nilsjohan
2007-02-26, 19:39
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
As a child, Jack Bauer taught his dog to play dead...once.
Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
Jack Bauer arrested RoboCop. Think about that.
Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."
On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
In the 18 months where Jack Bauer was presumed dead, Tony Almeida was put in a coma, Michelle and David Palmer were killed, a major hurricane raveged the Gulf Coast, and Rob Schneider made another movie. See what happens when Bauer isn't around?
When 24 airs on the Spanish channel everyones lines are translated except for Jack's. The reason for this, nobody speaks for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jack Bauer never fucks up.
Longshot
2007-02-26, 19:55
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. :cool:
:laugh:
Har alltid sagt att Jack Bauer är Rambo+McGyver^99999999999
:D
Longshot
2007-02-26, 19:58
"Jack Bauer is the only human in the world with the ability to make Chloe O'Brien drop the personality disorder and patch him through"
haHAHAH den var riktigt bra =D
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.
Jack Bauers ord är min lag.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.
Jack Bauers ord är min lag.
HAHAHAHA!
Jack bauer borde sitta i varje styrelse och alltid ha det slutgiltiga ordet.
Nitrometan
2007-02-26, 21:46
When 24 airs on the Spanish channel everyones lines are translated except for Jack's. The reason for this, nobody speaks for Jack Bauer.
:laugh:
Jack Bauer does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Jack Bauer never fucks up.
:hbang:
Att Jack Bauer kunde vara så rolig...
Jack Bauer är byggare. Bau är "bygga" på tyska, så då måste ju Bauer vara byggare... ;)
:laugh:
:hbang:
Att Jack Bauer kunde vara så rolig...
Jack Bauer är byggare. Bau är "bygga" på tyska, så då måste ju Bauer vara byggare... ;)
Eller så betyder det helt enkelt bonde. Bauer=bonde på tyska. Men du har delvis rätt eftersom bönder ibland bygger nånting.
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