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Officer
2006-10-17, 13:54
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

BMW 3 Series forums
- - -Winston, why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

MX5 forums
- - - Some a**ehole in Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics)

Hilux forum
- - -MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?

Rover 800 forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

RangeRover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Yaris forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dax Cobra forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I'm thinking Blue and gold, how about you ??

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

Supra Forums
- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa

MasterChief
2006-10-17, 13:59
Hahaha. De var jävligt roliga. :D

scythe
2006-10-17, 14:01
Klockrent! :D

Baan
2006-10-17, 14:03
Mkt bra.

Hades
2006-10-17, 14:31
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.

Haha :D

MasterChief
2006-10-17, 18:34
Lite fler från källan:
http://www.talkaboutautos.com/group/rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang/messages/567659.html

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
How do
I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Mass-Tech
2006-10-17, 18:49
Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

:laugh: :laugh:

Yes
2006-10-17, 19:03
Alfa-forum(hämtat från verkligheten):

- Roskyddstips 33;a

- Kan man använda en GTV året runt?
(Svar: Jodå, visst går det- men är det så smart?)

- Rost

- Min bil brann upp

- Hur frätande är batterisyra?

- GTV;n är död...

- Rassel

- Finns Alfa som trampbil?

- Svårt att sälja bil???

:D

Rellos_87
2006-10-17, 19:03
Hahaha, mycket pra!

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

L0Locaust!1

scythe
2006-10-17, 19:05
En gammal klassiker:

Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.


:D

Yes
2006-10-17, 19:11
Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

:D

MasterChief
2006-10-17, 21:14
Som vanligt är det ingen som snackar skit om Audi. :D

ETK_TIS
2006-10-18, 06:47
Som vanligt är det ingen som snackar skit om Audi. :D

Jo det skulle jag gärna göra,

Banracing forum .

Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit it with the back

BigForre
2006-10-18, 09:22
Underbart!

Herkulez
2006-10-18, 09:49
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a record and I ain't going back.

.
haha WHITETRASH RULES!!!!

Yes
2006-10-18, 10:34
Som vanligt är det ingen som snackar skit om Audi. :D
Från valfritt svenskt Audi-forum:

- Hjälp! Blev ifrånkörd av en rostig Alfetta!

- RS4 bytes mot fin Alfa 33;a

(Ja, jag är lite avis på Chiefens räseraudi)

Officer
2006-10-19, 11:06
volvo då?!