Berätta fräckast fräckis

[LuThe]

Ös på med alla fräckisar ni kan :D men det menar jag såklart roliga historier, sanna eller påhittade

[Stoltz]

Piranha har en fräckis som är så sjukt rälig att det var helt utan dess like. Kommer inte ihåg den nu men fy bubblan vad den satt i när jag hörde den ;)
Sen om den är rolig vet jag inte, men det är nog en av de "fräckaste fräckisarna" jag har läst! :D

[LuThe]

Piranha hit us !:hbang:

[The_RobRoy]

The Wedding:

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more
than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate... She
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married, and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me...

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, We are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

[Piranha]

Piranha har en fräckis som är så sjukt rälig att det var helt utan dess like. Kommer inte ihåg den nu men fy bubblan vad den satt i när jag hörde den ;)
Sen om den är rolig vet jag inte, men det är nog en av de "fräckaste fräckisarna" jag har läst! :D


Kan vara nåt i den här tråden de sytfas på, det finns flera som inte är rumsrena där :D .
http://www.kolozzeum.com/kolozzeum/showthread.php?t=52621&highlight=sk%E4mt

[rolf]

The Wedding:

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally went braless. She would regularly bend down when she was
near me, and I always got more
than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate... She
never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married, and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me...

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
said, We are
very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car

Hahah, den var sjukt kul! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Stoltz]

Kan vara nåt i den här tråden de sytfas på, det finns flera som inte är rumsrena där :D .
http://www.kolozzeum.com/kolozzeum/showthread.php?t=52621&highlight=sk%E4mt

Wtf, någon har ju plockat bort den värste av dem alla :laugh: Den knäckte visst allt i dess väg!

[babbett]

Min bästa fräckis finns på hemsidan...under Babbett :devil:

[egon]

Min bästa fräckis finns på hemsidan...under Babbett :devil:



HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEN VAR JU SJUKT ROLIG :laugh: :hbang:

[MilkmaN]

Lilla Olle kommer in till sin mamma:
- "Mamma mamma! Pelle är bög!"
- "Nej men, hur vet du det?"
- "Hans *** smakar bajs"

*rolleyes*