Visa fullständig version : Cops and Steroids

2005-12-14, 01:32
Forget ballplayers. More than ever, police officers are juicing up to get an edge on perps—but at what price?


When Jimmy developed a golf ball-size pus nodule on his butt, which popped during a house party full of cops, they just laughed and pointed at the wet spot seeping through his jeans; they'd all been there.


When it comes to cops pickled in testosterone, on-the-job performance is another cause for concern.

For instance, one problem for many juicers is that their nipples and testicles become hypersensitive.

This might not seem like a big deal, except that in Officer Jimmy's case, it meant that the slightest graze against his nips or 'nads sent him reeling in pain; despite his Samsonian strength, he'd have been rendered helpless by a purple nurple.

And, while before he'd been lithe and quick, Jimmy found his new bulk difficult to maneuver.

"A powerlifter isn't going to be a very good martial artist," he observes.

Not only that, but he could barely make it up a flight of steps without gasping for air.

Jimmy's muscles may well have proven useful in a fight—if suspects had been willing to stand still while he clobbered them.

2005-12-14, 02:40

"When Jimmy developed a golf ball-size pus nodule on his butt"

låter som *bs*

2005-12-14, 06:51

"When Jimmy developed a golf ball-size pus nodule on his butt"

låter som *bs*

Låter snarare som slarv alt att han blivit lurad på innehållet.

2005-12-14, 07:03
Högst (o)intressant skrivet, verkar som om någon vill svartmåla den hemska dopingen med skräck propaganda. Säkert påhittat *screwy* tur att jag inte orkade läsa hela då hade jag varit full av lögner vid det här taget..

2005-12-14, 07:07
Det var väl inte helt negativt framställt tyckte jag. Läste inte hela men kanske 1/3 till hälften av innehållet.

2005-12-14, 15:24
Jag läste hela, dom dömde inte mer än att poliserna faktiskt sysslade med något olagligt, på sista sidan tog dom även upp att preppande snutar oftast åkte fast när dom dealade med andra droger.

2005-12-14, 15:53
Vad är en nodule?

2005-12-14, 16:09
Vad är en nodule?

Varböld orsakad av att man får in "smuts" i vävnaden. Kallas en absess.