Grova BB-skämt

[AnimalGen]

Har kanske varit uppe för, men

If Mr. Potato Head was a bodybuilder, what would his name be?
Dave Palumbo!

Why did Chris Cormier slap the girl on the Santa Monica pier?
He misunderstood Flex Wheeler when Flex told him, "Let's hit the beach!"

Why can't Bob Chicherillo ever get hemorrhoids?
Because he's the perfect asshole.

If Arnold says, "I'll be back," what would Gunter say?
"I got no back."

What does Lee Priest see when he looks in the mirror?
The top of his head.

Why was Monica Brant's boyfriend happy when she got a yeast infection?
Because she finally got to see what it was like to live with an irritating cunt for a while.

What do fitness chicks, dildos and soybeans all have in common?
They're all meat substitutes!

If Flex magazine was a boat, what would it's name be?
The Titanic.

What's black and brown and would look great on Dexter Jackson?
A Doberman.

If Kamali is King and Tom is Prince, then who is Queen?
Bob CHICK-erillo.

If Gregg Valentino won the Special Olympics, what would his motto be?
Oil's [alls] well that ends well!

[Herkulez]

:laugh: lysande, min favorit

Why was Monica Brant's boyfriend happy when she got a yeast infection?
Because she finally got to see what it was like to live with an irritating cunt for a while.

[sunkan]

If Arnold says, "I'll be back," what would Gunter say?
"I got no back."
:laugh:

[TCOG]

en annan....

BB böcker som troligen inte kommer att säljas....


"How to stay lean in the offseason" by King Kamali

"How to train seriously all year round" by Chris Corimier.

"Becoming a movie star" by Bob Cicherillo

"How to maintain a healthy bodybuilding lifestyle" By Tom prince

"Guide to winning mr Olympia" by Jay Cutler with forewords by Shawn Ray, Kevin Levrone and Rich Gaspari.

"Fighting off Ninjas" by Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler.

"My personal guide on becoming a nice guy" by Craig Titus

"Advanced vocabulary" by Ronnie Coleman

"Successful marriage" by Lee Priest

"Achieving the perfect posing" by paul Dillet

"How I build my massive calves" by Dexter Jackson. Forewords by Darrem Charles and King Kamali.

"Change your car's oil" Greg Valentino

"Beauty and Bodybuilding" Dave Palumbo

"How to stay big and strong in your early 40s" Dorian Yates

"How not to rip off little kids", Lou Ferrigno

"How to get big using light weights" by Ronnie Coleman (introduction by Johnnie Jackson)

"Ain't Nuthin' but a Peanut: A Brief Synopsis of My Accomplishments using Agricultural Terminology" - Ronnie Coleman

"How not to appear as though you are on narcotics during the filming of a video entitled M3" -Kevin Levrone

[Lasse Kongo]

en annan....

BB böcker som troligen inte kommer att säljas....


"How to stay lean in the offseason" by King Kamali

"How to train seriously all year round" by Chris Corimier.

"Becoming a movie star" by Bob Cicherillo

"How to maintain a healthy bodybuilding lifestyle" By Tom prince

"Guide to winning mr Olympia" by Jay Cutler with forewords by Shawn Ray, Kevin Levrone and Rich Gaspari.

"Fighting off Ninjas" by Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler.

"My personal guide on becoming a nice guy" by Craig Titus

"Advanced vocabulary" by Ronnie Coleman

"Successful marriage" by Lee Priest

"Achieving the perfect posing" by paul Dillet

"How I build my massive calves" by Dexter Jackson. Forewords by Darrem Charles and King Kamali.

"Change your car's oil" Greg Valentino

"Beauty and Bodybuilding" Dave Palumbo

"How to stay big and strong in your early 40s" Dorian Yates

"How not to rip off little kids", Lou Ferrigno

"How to get big using light weights" by Ronnie Coleman (introduction by Johnnie Jackson)

"Ain't Nuthin' but a Peanut: A Brief Synopsis of My Accomplishments using Agricultural Terminology" - Ronnie Coleman

"How not to appear as though you are on narcotics during the filming of a video entitled M3" -Kevin Levrone


haha fan va bra, bäst var ju Gregs haha :D

[Jay-Z]

en annan....

BB böcker som troligen inte kommer att säljas....


"How to stay lean in the offseason" by King Kamali

"How to train seriously all year round" by Chris Corimier.

"Becoming a movie star" by Bob Cicherillo

"How to maintain a healthy bodybuilding lifestyle" By Tom prince

"Guide to winning mr Olympia" by Jay Cutler with forewords by Shawn Ray, Kevin Levrone and Rich Gaspari.

"Fighting off Ninjas" by Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler.

"My personal guide on becoming a nice guy" by Craig Titus

"Advanced vocabulary" by Ronnie Coleman

"Successful marriage" by Lee Priest

"Achieving the perfect posing" by paul Dillet

"How I build my massive calves" by Dexter Jackson. Forewords by Darrem Charles and King Kamali.

"Change your car's oil" Greg Valentino

"Beauty and Bodybuilding" Dave Palumbo

"How to stay big and strong in your early 40s" Dorian Yates

"How not to rip off little kids", Lou Ferrigno

"How to get big using light weights" by Ronnie Coleman (introduction by Johnnie Jackson)

"Ain't Nuthin' but a Peanut: A Brief Synopsis of My Accomplishments using Agricultural Terminology" - Ronnie Coleman

"How not to appear as though you are on narcotics during the filming of a video entitled M3" -Kevin Levrone


Haha. De var bra. En dag kanske jag kommer gilla dig, TCOG. ;)