Rap tråden

[ölobrännvin]

Jag har inte garvat så mycket på länge som när polis tråden spårade ur i en rap låt, det måste vara det roligaste på länge här på kolo. Så jag föreslår att vi forsätter här istället.

yo yo this is DJ ölobrännvin sitting home alone, i rumet breve hör jag min son snarka så jag måste sluta knarka i cant do this shit no more i have got to buy me an whore... take it away...mister..?

[Hades]

Jag har inte garvat så mycket på länge som när polis tråden spårade ur i en rap låt, det måste vara det roligaste på länge här på kolo. Så jag föreslår att vi forsätter här istället.

yo yo this is DJ ölobrännvin sitting home alone, i rumet breve hör jag min son snarka så jag måste sluta knarka i cant do this shit no more i have got to buy me an whore... take it away...mister..?
MC Hades - I'm the ace of spades, nothing remains and the memory fades
I've gotta get me some candy, cuz i think it might come in handy while playing bandy, yo
I could keep on making up this shit foreva' but who cares - it's now or nevah
My pocket's full o' gold n' it's all thanks to the dope that I sold

Give it up for the next niggah on stage, the furious...

[Grisen]

Piggy P! with no id
Go on and on like a killer B
Check it out, cause he's in 3-d
And he will stop you from releasing your cd

Yo yo *tap tap*

Le'ts give the mic to crunk man... fittilligens

[fintelligens]

Keellareiden kasvatin, fintelligensi. Toiset MCit kalpenee kun meitsi rimmaa.
Elastinen ja Iso-H kädet ilmaan. :)

Ja nytt tulee...

[Sheogorath]

Keellareiden kasvatin, fintelligensi. Toiset MCit kalpenee kun meitsi rimmaa.
Elastinen ja Iso-H kädet ilmaan. :)

Ja nytt tulee...

Tulee? Ja', du va ful-me'!
"Tryck upp fliken och öppna"
"Förpackningen är av PVC-plast",
Det finska språket är jävligt kasst!
Finlands sak är vår, no way,
Ni sitter i bastu och är totally gay

Nu är det dags för mig att gå hem till svenska flicka,
Så ta nu micken, medan jag går och slicka:

[The Mentor]

y0y0, chekk th1s...

em cee - bo-leo, g0t p0ck3tz full of w33d. mc b0-l30 iz st0ned 4s fuq but h3 d0nt c4r3 cuz h3 b h4v1n' munch13z. whirred k1d

y0. mc Lt. Blank - step up s0n...

[s0s]

stutt da fuck back..ima show ya bitches
I dont know what to say but..but ill play with dig
listen my hippe bitches, just got relased from the cage and im in rage
ima so hot and så kåt wanting to make a båt låt

drop the beat nigga..

[Destra]

Yooo this is destra I like to festa, thats not all i am realy snål. So i sitting at home drinking pepsi (max), all night, thats right. I am hanging tight with kolos Crew, aigt. I guess u are too.

[blekfet2]

bli blä blu, ni är efterblivna hu hu

[blekfet2]

Yo yo yo diggilo diggihomog**

[mini_Arnold]

jag rapar, jag fiser. Fan vad jag trivs!
oj nu stinker det, var det mitt rap eller fis? (rimmade, S på slutet)

// white eminem

[s0s]

yoyoyo...ima drag me pantis n show blekfet and arnold my gun and they think itäs fun, i hit their bum like a drum and they think im dum

[Hades]

Shut up bitch and
come up from that ditch
You suckah ain't gonna get rich
and without a switch you'll end up like Mitch, bitch!

[The Mentor]

Shut up bitch and
come up from that ditch
You suckah ain't gonna get rich
and without a switch you'll end up like Mitch, bitch!

y0 n1gga who u callin' b1tch. dont fuq with me, or u'll have to cut up th@ st1tch - and it will itch. bitch. SUCK MA DIQ PRIQ. DONT EVER FUQ WITH SLIQ RICK, CUZ TH@ IZ WHO THIZ KURD BE WITH. IDIOT. yeah son, what. u aint' got shit on me, pick apples from an apple tree.

[Jay-Z]

Kompis från förr, kompis från förr... The Mentor lyckas några dör...

[The Mentor]

inte svenska! engelska!

[Jay-Z]

English not in Swedish fool, don't make me break out my tools.. the deucedeuce is sick its even deadlier then my dick...

[The Mentor]

yo priq. your diq aint shit. sliq riq iz famouz for hiz big ass diq. th@ diq iz so big, it can shoot down a russian MIG. pig. woot, woot. dont front, yo

[Dipshit]

Keellareiden kasvatin, fintelligensi. Toiset MCit kalpenee kun meitsi rimmaa.
Elastinen ja Iso-H kädet ilmaan. :)

Ja nytt tulee...
mitä tulee, voi sinua vittuperse?
pysy hiljaa, sinä olla ei terve!

eh..? kan du översätta? :cool:

[rolf]

now i'm here, so shed a tear, i'm the man every MC fears
when i speak, your mind gets clear, and all the doubt disappear
hearing me rap, boy, is more than you can handle
i promise i'll visit your grave and light a candle
freestyling on kolozzeum is everything but cool
so i'll leave now and give some space to the next fool

\m/ ((>_<)) \m/

[Chopsuey]

"polis tråden"
"rap låt"

Du kanske borde gå om grundskolan?

[xplizit]

Grundskolan? What the fuck is that?! me my niggaz be rolling through tha hood with ya mom you fucking gurkodla. Nobody cant be aware, shit, im so loco and I have no fear.
I stick my dick through pussys so hard every snitch gets a glitch, making dem wanna make love wit the almighty Mitch.
WHAT WHAT KID!

YO DJ! SPIN DAT SHIT!!

[mini_Arnold]

Gissar på att ölobrännvin med flera nyligen har sett Malibus most wanted.. haha
fo shizzle, daaaawg

[nemd]

"polis tråden"
"rap låt"

Du kanske borde gå om grundskolan?

Hahah fifan vad roliga ni är som alltid måste rätta massa jäkla småfel som inte betyder ett skit eftersom du förstår endå. Alla kan inte vara bra på att stava, det finns saker du är skit dålig på men för andra är själklara så kom inte och snacka.

[Sheogorath]

"En brun hårig sjuk sköterska" är inte det samma som "en brunhårig sjuksköterska". Särskrivning är högst relevant och reglerna för detta borde bankas in tämligen hårt i grundskola och gymnasie.

[Kungen]

Hey yo, have no fear, DJ Kungen is finnaly here.
Sitting round the corner just wasting my time, just realised that HEY i am the only Kungen around.
I should be at the gym and pulling some wheights, but i find it more amusing to rub my dick in your moma's face.
Grisen, Hades, Mentor, Rolf or whatever your fuc*ing name is, dont try to come here dropping a beat, nothing u say will change the fact that i will always be the only true MAC.
So keep on raping and put in a view, Or do u need MAC daddy Kungen to kick on you?



:(

[Löjtnant Blank]

y0y0, chekk th1s...

em cee - bo-leo, g0t p0ck3tz full of w33d. mc b0-l30 iz st0ned 4s fuq but h3 d0nt c4r3 cuz h3 b h4v1n' munch13z. whirred k1d

y0. mc Lt. Blank - step up s0n...

What's that U sayin
U need some weed?
Or a even bigger anal bead?
U not even part black
But still actin all maniac
Wit faggot digits in ya rhymes
What you know bout crimes?
U not 1337
Wigga you be chopped meat
Before I done kicked this beat
By the way
I banged ya sis'
I even made bitch swallow my piss

[Löjtnant Blank]

"En brun hårig sjuk sköterska" är inte det samma som "en brunhårig sjuksköterska". Särskrivning är högst relevant och reglerna för detta borde bankas in tämligen hårt i grundskola och gymnasie.
She-ogo-rath, U on the wrong path
White boy, with a candy-ass name like that
U not allowed in this threads chit-chat
Sheep-go-fuk-yoself
Sheep, go put on a shirt
U ugly fuckin piece of dirt
Naked boy, I could spend this entire Sunday
Dissin U wit' my wordplay
But I ain't got the time
Even tho I'm in my prime

Och så vidare.

[ölobrännvin]

"polis tråden"
"rap låt"

Du kanske borde gå om grundskolan?
Du kanske borde dra åt helvete ?

[Grisen]

What's that U sayin
U need some weed?
Or a even bigger anal bead?
U not even part black
But still actin all maniac
Wit faggot digits in ya rhymes
What you know bout crimes?
U not 1337
Wigga you be chopped meat
Before I done kicked this beat
By the way
I banged ya sis'
I even made bitch swallow my piss

Oooooh!
How should The Mentor respond to this?
LtB said his sister swallow piss
And Dj Kungen, what you say about me?
Do you wanne be hangd in a three
By a real p.i.m.p
Yeah thats me in 3-d
Fukking ya mama until she can't see
Your big fat butt
You no you aint black?
And you can't rap, nor attack The Piggy P
Still no id, still in tha club
Rubbing that mud
Up in dj kungens mug

[The Mentor]

What's that U sayin
U need some weed?
Or a even bigger anal bead?
U not even part black
But still actin all maniac
Wit faggot digits in ya rhymes
What you know bout crimes?
U not 1337
Wigga you be chopped meat
Before I done kicked this beat
By the way
I banged ya sis'
I even made bitch swallow my piss

yoyo, mc bolio, steppin' up...
son, you don't know shit about the color of my skin
when i wuz thirteen, i had the color of my within projected on the skin
now that makes me blacker than black, atleast if your drunk on gin
but i'm not, so fuck you and your lieutenant point of view

they say i'm an hybrid: half kurd half amazing
walkin' the streetz of kolozzeum like i wuz born 2 rule
and you still can't do shit about it, fool
it's all good tho'. i watch them kolozzeum-chix drool
as they see my - what persian people call - DODOOL
whut up blank, where iz ur mule

kid, i dont even have a sister, that man wuz my brother
but i guess you dont really bother
them sexual preferences of yours aint like no other
and thats cool, cuz you slept with your father
and i just had a threesome with your mother.

[Kungen]

Oooooh!
How should The Mentor respond to this?
LtB said his sister swallow piss
And Dj Kungen, what you say about me?
Do you wanne be hangd in a three
By a real p.i.m.p
Yeah thats me in 3-d
Fukking ya mama until she can't see
Your big fat butt
You no you aint black?
And you can't rap, nor attack The Piggy P
Still no id, still in tha club
Rubbing that mud
Up in dj kungens mug

Oh dear, the pig did have no fear.
He told me my ass was big, but HEY were your eyes hidden by your dad's wig?
And where are your 2 little friends, ini mini and u are mo, not my foult your mother is a hoe.
So u say u are a p.i.m.p, all i can see is a whimp.
Stand up, move back, hide that piggy face of yours, it looks like it been struck by a curse.
The only mud u get rubbbd, is the the one that came from Mentors sis mug.
And try to get a new id, with this rap your nothing more then 2-d.
I will sit back on my throne, u just got attacked and out-thrown.

Whats the lyrics, whats the beat, who will be up for the next heat?

[Sheogorath]

She-ogo-rath, U on the wrong path
White boy, with a candy-ass name like that
U not allowed in this threads chit-chat
Sheep-go-fuk-yoself
Sheep, go put on a shirt
U ugly fuckin piece of dirt
Naked boy, I could spend this entire Sunday
Dissin U wit' my wordplay
But I ain't got the time
Even tho I'm in my prime

Och så vidare.

What ya saying bitch; yo prime?
Killing u 'n' eatin' u isn't even a crime!
'Cos killin' a stray dog is like usin' pesticide!
It has to be human to be concidered homicide!
Calling me sheep? I'm calling you cheap!
U saw yo words; now u have to reap!
So take my dick outa your mouth,
I don't want it there,
I'm givin' the mic to some other MC here...

[The Mentor]

Oh dear, the pig did have no fear.
He told me my ass was big, but HEY were your eyes hidden by your dad's wig?
And where are your 2 little friends, ini mini and u are mo, not my foult your mother is a hoe.
So u say u are a p.i.m.p, all i can see is a whimp.
Stand up, move back, hide that piggy face of yours, it looks like it been struck by a curse.
The only mud u get rubbbd, is the the one that came from Mentors sis mug.
And try to get a new id, with this rap your nothing more then 2-d.
I will sit back on my throne, u just got attacked and out-thrown.

Whats the lyrics, whats the beat, who will be up for the next heat?

bitch, shut the fuck up or you'll be smacked the fuck up
i commit the act of sachatory rape directed at your mate
don't ever fuck with the hand that feedz you or your mother will be late
i'll have her served on a plate, ready to mate
but the bitch is too fat, so i'll make her king kong's hat.

[Kungen]

bitch, shut the fuck up or you'll be smacked the fuck up
i commit the act of sachatory rape directed at your mate
don't ever fuck with the hand that feedz you or your mother will be late
i'll have her served on a plate, ready to mate
but the bitch is too fat, so i'll make her king kong's hat.


A mentor, a pig, whats the diff since non of em can make a riff.
U touch my mate and do that rape, i dont care, u ant rare, he got raped many times last year with H.I.V as his primary case.
Say my mom is fat, why is that, u still screwing that old hag..
Man u scare me, u got no rhyme, king kong cant save u from this rap song.
Now stop try smacking people around, u just get beated by Ltb and his army-gang.

Im alone and standing tall, will there be anyone els who feels for a freefall?

[RobbeliRobban]

Oh this thread smells like ole´ stale shit
And your all wimps, weaker than Brad Pitt
I spit on your stupid ass rap
So come´on piggies sit on my lap

taste my mic biatch

[Kungen]

Oh this thread smells like ole´ stale shit
And your all wimps, weaker than Brad Pitt
I spit on your stupid ass rap
So come´on piggies sit on my lap

taste my mic biatch

Hey look we got a new kid in town and it aint Bobby brown.
Think u missed one part or even two, cuase u know the piggy departed after your mom farted.
The only stale crappy shit we got, is u and the Mentor that got hit.
Save that spitting sputter to another song, cuase u wont last long, this is the MC rapper that killed Mentors best friend King KONG.

Your out and let it be, your big misstake was trying to be me.

[Grisen]

Hey look we got a new kid in town and it aint Bobby brown.
Think u missed one part or even two, cuase u know the piggy departed after your mom farted.
The only stale crappy shit we got, is u and the Mentor that got hit.
Save that spitting sputter to another song, cuase u wont last long, this is the MC rapper that killed Mentors best friend King KONG.

Your out and let it be, your big misstake was trying to be me.

Take my s.a.t.s and swollow it
You aint hardore, you aint cool
I know cause I watch you when I go to school
I take your tribel shit
And put it in the ditch

You know who I am?
I'm the stalker behind you
making your girlfriend find you
When I grind you
In the ditch
You aint ritch
You just a dirty fithy bitch
Who can suck my d1ck

[RobbeliRobban]

tryin to diss me asswipe?
Im gonna clog your pipe
So heres your single dollar
Now nibble my hairy bollar

Come on over, dont feel corny
Dance for me, make me horny
yo, lets go, yo be da recivah, prisonstyyyle
aftah all its been a friggin while

Eat my mic, yo

[nemd]

"En brun hårig sjuk sköterska" är inte det samma som "en brunhårig sjuksköterska". Särskrivning är högst relevant och reglerna för detta borde bankas in tämligen hårt i grundskola och gymnasie.

Jo visst fan vet jag de men det som han/hon klagade på och många andra är småsaker, man fattar vad dem menar endå, det du tag som exempel är kanske lite överdrivet, där blir det lite annorlunda. Men man ska inte ta själklart att alla stavar korrekt eller skriver ihop rätt. Det är inte så lätt för alla som det är för många andra.

Finns även många som innehar ett handicap när det gäller att skriva och läsa. Jag har riktigt svårt för alla som har med den skiten att göra och göra mitt bästa och då vill man fan inte höra massa jävla klagningar. Jag tycker det är helt ok om man rättar nån, och på ett shysst sätt. Men att säga att man borde gå om grundskolan är fan taskigt.

[rolf]

c'mon boyz, cut that swedish crap
before i pull out my baseball bat,
and start knockin' on your baseball cap
and feed ya'll to my little pussycat
if ya can't do no rhymes in english, dude
then kill yourself; jump off a bridge or stop eating food
now, i'll leave you to study some grammar
meanwhile i'll have a shit at ya grandma'

over and out.

[Löjtnant Blank]

yoyo, mc bolio, steppin' up...
son, you don't know shit about the color of my skin
when i wuz thirteen, i had the color of my within projected on the skin
now that makes me blacker than black, atleast if your drunk on gin
but i'm not, so fuck you and your lieutenant point of view

they say i'm an hybrid: half kurd half amazing
walkin' the streetz of kolozzeum like i wuz born 2 rule
and you still can't do shit about it, fool
it's all good tho'. i watch them kolozzeum-chix drool
as they see my - what persian people call - DODOOL
whut up blank, where iz ur mule

kid, i dont even have a sister, that man wuz my brother
but i guess you dont really bother
them sexual preferences of yours aint like no other
and thats cool, cuz you slept with your father
and i just had a threesome with your mother.

U done talkin bitch? Oh wait was that a rap?
Well that shit ain't no pussy trap
Fact is, it sucked more dick than your ugly sis'
And don't lie to me retard, I know U got one
Just cause she's hairy as fuck don't make her yo dad's son
For the record, I already consider this battle won
But for U I'll go on and on and on
Half kurd half amazing?
More like half nerd half bikini string
Need I go on? Want me to take another swing?
Nah fuck it, this shit's gettin boring
Tell you what tho, I'ma sell yo mommas wedding ring
That's rite, yo sis' gave it to me, the Swedish king
Hold on hold on! What's that? "Ring-ring!"
That's a bell, and here's the referee
He's sayin "In this game you've been an absentee"
Get out my way, the fight's over, it's time to celebrate me
And if U a good sport I'll even consider a fuckin mercy plea

[Dipshit]

mitä tulee, voi sinua vittuperse?
pysy hiljaa, sinä olla ei terve!

eh..? kan du översätta? :cool:
men kan ingen översätta min finska!!??
jag vet inte va jag skrev riktigt..

grammatik osv uppskattas :)

[fintelligens]

men kan ingen översätta min finska!!??
jag vet inte va jag skrev riktigt..

grammatik osv uppskattas :)

mitä tulee, voi sinua vittuperse?
pysy hiljaa, sinä olla ei terve

Vad kommer, ditt fittarsle.
Håll tyst, du vara inte frisk. :)

[Big_Vik]

Försöker väl jag också eftersom jag sett värre här. ;) Känner alltså Grisen lite granna så vi är kompisar egentligen, visst? :)

Man i hear this Piggy P mutherfucka in the thread talkin shit, you know wha'm sayin?.
You fat bastard!
Nigga you aint got now abs, just sidepork.*laugh*

ayo, ayo, ayo!
comin up, comin up!
the mutherfuckin P.I.G Crew
thiz B.I.G. V.I.K. talkin, AKA Memento Mori
I got my man Lil Fint AKA SaunaMan right here (Nigga wuut, Nigga wuuuuuut!)
Big vik in the house, mather of fact he's in the slaughterhouse

Just like a butcher I've come out to slaughter that Pig
Crush your mutherfuckin skull cuz you aint even big
Rolling in the dirt
You were never sposed to be given birth
thiz close ending up on ya momas face
that is why u will never blaze
U Fuck wit me an' Ill put u in a basement at ma place,
Shove a 2200 milimeter barbell up ya ass
Piggy aint got no ID nor no cash
Pornstars in the gym with bulldozers ready to mash
It's like 15 guns I fireing at the same time
but that lil bitch aint nevah wrote any of his lines
cuz all ya shit you've stole from pac
actin like u hard, bitch shut the fuck up
stop pretend muthafucka, cuz you aint got the know-how
and you aint even better than lil bitch bow-wow
ya Wanna battle me? Then get that curl outta ya throat
And stop spreadin u inferior genes to that goat
Oh fo Sure, you up in the club bitch whit that pink skin
You are fat, ugly, retarded and can't even drink gin
Before midnight you've Thrown up all over yourself
That is why you betta put ya rap-style on the shelf
Afterwards, havin a hangover you at kolo looking for solace
But u nevah evah had anything even close to a romance
That lil worm of yours probably left
but you still can masturbate really deft
Cuz You a fuckin cunt, Stop your motherfuckin Grunt
Fint mothafucka let's get thiz crunk

*puking sound*

Thats right, throw it up muthafucka!
...You Pukin Pig! *laugh*

You have been slaughtered!

edit. egentligen var detta en "duett" :D , men orkade inte vänta på Fint

smakprov ut hans: :angel:

SaunaMan AKA Lil Fint:

Caught Muthafucka Bolio and Lieutenant masturbatin togheter in the sauna
A pig, an elephant and a hippo man thats a pretty nasty fauna

[Tolkia]

Å herre du min skapare; undrar när jag garvade så sjukt mycket åt en tråd senast ...?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[The Mentor]

MC Lt. Blank. d0ud, j00 h4v3 my r3sp3ct. f0r r34l. u the m34n3st mc.

here comes another 1. th1z 1 iz what you in swedish w0uld call a STRIDSSKRIFT. THE HACKER COMMUNITY REVOLTING AGAINST THE SECURITY INDUSTRY.

Tha PHC killahz

woke up quick at about noon, just thought i had to 0wn eurocompton soon,
Gotta step up and try out my new lkm,
gotta stealthrm sl0ppy and all his friends,

About to start and damn near went blind,
found 7350-gay-shower pr0n in /home/heinz
thought that loki was kinda siq,
starin at 7350pr0n and jerkin his diq,

that shit was so bad it had to go,
so i rm'd his box and went to watch a show,
gotta get that imgaine out of my mind,
quadrupal anal sex has gotta be a crime.

So i let my rio play,
droppin new mp3'z by ip and pj.
It was whitehatcumsluts at the top of the list
and i played my own shit it went something like this,

Cruizin on irc with my phc bro'z,
DDoS'n secsites, rm'n whitehat hoes,
Went to ircsnet to hear from tip,
dvdman got no skillz, well no fucking shit

A new AIM message, who can it be,
Its some du0d from the PHC,
Scroll down the window just to see him say,
if you fuq with us were gonna make u pay,

Cauze the p-h-c iz always hard,
come talking that trash and we'll pull your credit cardz,
knowing nothing in life but to 0wn ur shit
Dont send me codez u aint got shit.

Bored as hell and I wanna cheap thrill,
jump on irc to where the PHC chillz,
there'z blackhat missions that gotta be done,
check the mission list time to have some fun,
pulled up into freebsd and greeted by a ban,
it was time to, enact my plan,
Gotta get to kinko's before it gets late,
gotta teach theze #freebsd du0ds not to fuq with fate,
pulled up a chair - got my laptop out of my bag,
just in time to see felix, call the phc fags,
this was something i couldnt believe, got my 0day cd out of its sleave.
Felix Started talking shit, wouldnt you know,
rm'd that dumb bitch and then i rm'd his hoe,
then all the op'z started to shout so i ./AB-frag-bsd'd
And took them all out,

Cauze the p-h-c iz always hard,
come talking that trash and we'll pull your credit cardz,
knowing nothing in life but to 0wn ur shit
Dont send me codez u aint got shit.

E-Z-ip 2k3 Blackhat4lyfe

[Löjtnant Blank]

Ha, ha, ha!

[Bengan]

HAHAHAHAHA http://pages.prodigy.net/bestsmileys1/signs/32.gif

[Megatuttarna]

Eoooooooo, M.E.G.A.T.U. Double T. A.R.N.A is in the mothafucking house.

Lt. Blank is just a skank. Always talking shit, like he was some kind of hit.
No no, fag, step down before I empty my mag.

Bolio likes Coolio. Infact they fuck, to the point that someones asshole gets stuck'

(Lt. Du har skillz, skrivit mycket förr?)

[X-Change]

X together side by side.. wit Vik.. known as tah sick!
P.I.G tahts teh crew... and we fucked ya mom, eh because bitches... ya rime was SCREWED!
Big-Vik, X and fintelligens is back to kick ya ass... like rabbits we´re gonna doo it fast!
* ya all niggahs seem to fightin without a cause... like Jedis, who have lost teh forccce!*- hey, Yoda! Didn't seee taht shit comin' up!?
* well X... tahts because I was busey.. stuffin, Mentors mom up!"
- Hey, nigga.. gotta tell me about taht some othes time! Cuz now.. let's bust some rimes!
* Yeah bitch lets put it on... tihs me bithes Is yoda.. steppin up the song"
- fuck, yoda! taht rime was long... speed tah shit up C'mon!
*ok! I'm yoda..I'm a soildah.. thought I told ya..."

- Yeaaaa.. but whoot about teh force.. dude, is it like the rectum of A horse??
* No no.. in fact it's not.. besides... inside a horse-ass I've b33n a l0t!" - eeeeeeeh! *puke*
* ...Eiiy X don't be sad.. like Darth Vader ya just get mad.... thats bad.. like a sin.. if ya now.. wot I mean..."
- Damm.. tahts some fucked up shit! ..I've been darkminded sometimes.. feelin hate n' shit.. put taht shit leading me.. to carvin' flest with some awesome lightsabre.. thats fukkin TIght, niggah!
* hey X taht wasn't ey rime!!!!"
- fuck it.. let's do it one more time...
* nah.. busy I am.. gonne play the hulk in a fatass movie and.. me sa runnin out of time I am!"- peace out, niggah yoda.. master-jedi-dude! we'll kick these niggahs ass one more time soon!
* - ..Yeah cuz I'm yoda.. ey fast mothefucka green jedimastah who 0wn ya!"

(Yoda leaves the studio)

* Hey X who the fuck a ya talkin too? (fintelligens comes into teh studio)
- Yo, me nigga fintelligens.. taht star-wars joda.. came around.. we totally fucked up teh town.. gettin' bitches on ur knees.. feelin' oralsex is like a fresh brease.. ey hehe just messin wit ya mind.. should stop donin that all the time!
* nigga X.. hey thats cool.. I've a lightsabre..too..hid it in school! ...gonna kill em' bitches soon.. one freaky noon! * gotta slaughter em' bitches cuz tehy talkin' too much crap.. hey X did you stop beatboxin' to eat snacks?? wot a fuck?"
- ehhm... *tugga tugga* sklaas,... hell yeah makin me big in da gym.. like in swedish said - be 'grym'!
* but, niggah why ya readin taht faggotbook?
- nigga.. taht's Ove Rytters's ffs! ...rest your case before i rub my dick in ya moms face!
* fuck that shit.. sound fuckin cool! taht bitch Ove is oldschool!
- fuck fuck who touched teh duck! ..ove is da man.. thaught me everytin' I can! ..made me look like a man.. wit my 10 inch armes...I'm comin' to getcha all... it's time to fall!
* nigga let me read taht shit! ...and taht drug - "gainomax" bring one on to me ya, bitch!

[Löjtnant Blank]

Eoooooooo, M.E.G.A.T.U. Double T. A.R.N.A is in the mothafucking house.

Lt. Blank is just a skank. Always talking shit, like he was some kind of hit.
No no, fag, step down before I empty my mag.

Bolio likes Coolio. Infact they fuck, to the point that someones asshole gets stuck'

(Lt. Du har skillz, skrivit mycket förr?)

Me jus zez like Nas in The Bridge Is Over: "MEGA, for the record/u could suck my dick/Bitch, u from around the way/It’s sad what this do to me..."

(Ha, ha! Cheers! Bara på larv ibland, som nu.)

[Kungen]

All right now, its time to drop a beat
Kungen here rapping,
trying to be all street
Pfft , fuck that,
U know its all just a show
Pumping back the roids like theres nowhere to go

I got teh rythmes and teh reason
and ya know I got the flow
Heck, I already had all your moms...damn what a hoes

"OH know he didnt"...YEAH I just did
Dont be messing with me I aint no little kid
I say back Up...ill have to pass
Hey fucker get your hand off my ass
I dont go in for those back door games
Dude your a freak, YA got MJ on teh brain

Okay okay...It time for me to stop
Ive laid down the tracks and im gonan be dropped
Truth to the fact,
let it known
Kungen would tear you to pieces if he ever caught you alone.
2..3...4 times your size
My neck alone is probaly bigger then your thighs
ummm...yeah...hmmm...tee hee,
just joking bout the roids
so..umm..yeah....
please dont kill me

So raise your glasses
Smack dem hoes asses
Get rdy to rip up into the masses

Say teh phrase
TO teh end of our days
deeper then a knife we use on the enimies
Its not a game...Its a way of LIfe

Kungen Made a ride with teh brothers of the twisted underground by his side.