Varför bryr sig folk om att skicka detta till mig?

[Markus H]

Fick detta i Mailen nyss... :

FROM: MARSHAL KOOPS CHAMBERS.



Dear Sir/Madam,

I am advocate MARSHAL KOOPS, a solicitor at law and the Personal attorney to ROBIN MARVIN, a national of your country, who was my principal cient at the chambers, till 11th of March 2004,my client, his wife and their three Children were involved in the Madrid (SPAIN) Train Blast which took the lives of about one hundred and ninety nine peoples onboard (199 PEOPLES).


Since then I have made several inquiries to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has proven unsuccessful. Consequently, my proposal is that, I will use your name as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to my late client so that the fruits of this old man labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple!


After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet,but of no avail, hence I mandated my secretary to write you as to enable my chamber use you as the next of kin of my late clients before the Government get the fund confisticated or declared unserviceable,particularly, where the deceased had an account valued at about US$10.5m (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).The Finance & Security Firm has issued me an ultimatum notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next 21 working days.

The said amount will be released/transfered into your account if you comply immediately and with all the necessary documents of the deceased in my possession, it will be very easy and convient.

Immediately the money is paid to you, 55% of the total amount will be for me, 40% for you, while the remaining 5% should be for miscalleneous expenses or tax as your government may require, I have all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make, All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, Please, you are advised to reply immediately through my alternative direct e-mail address stated as quote: marshal_advocat@muchomail.com, so as to enable my chambers to give you the contact details of the finance company where the fund is deposited thereby, enabling you to file your claims.


I await your prompt response!


Your's in-service,


MARSHAL KOOPS (Esq)
For the Chambers.

[Krokodil]

Nigeriabrev!!!

Deleta, glöm..

[King Grub]

:D

Jag fick detta i förrgår:

"From:Mr Charles Eguonwu(Bank Manager)
Union Bank Nigeria. PLC
Lagos Branch
Lagos, Nigeria
Email:charleseguonwu@yahoo.com

Dear friend,
I am Mr Charles Eguonwu, Bank Manager of Union Bank Nigeria. PLC, Lagos
Branch.

Actually, I know it will come to you as a surprise because we have
not met either physically or through correspondence.I have a very
urgent and confidential business proposition for you for our overall mutual
interest.


On June 6 2001,an American Oil Consultant/Contractor with the Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation, Mr. A Barton made a numbered time (fixed) deposit
for twelve Calendar months, valued at
USD$19,000,000.00(nineteen million dollars) in my Branch. Upon maturity,

I sent a rout ine notification to his forwarding address but got no
reply.After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that (Mr. A
Barton )died from an automobile accident. On further investigation I found
out that he did not leave a WILL and all attempt to trace his next of kin
were fruitless.


I therefore made further investigation and discovered that (Mr. A
Barton) did not declare any next of kin in all his official documents, including
his bank deposit paperwork.

This sum of USD$19,000,000.00 is still sitting in the Bank and the
interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each
year, No one will come forward to claim it.

According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 6 (six) years, the
money will revert to the ownership of the Nigeria Government if nobody applies
to claim the funds. Consequently, my proposal is that I will lik e you as
a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin of (Mr.A Barton) so that the
fruit of this old man labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt
government officials.
This is simple;

1) I will like you to provide me immediately with your full names,
address,telephone/fax number so that the attorney will prepare the
necessary documents and affidavits, which will put you in place as the next
of kin.

2) We shall employ the services of two attorneys for drafting and
notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of
probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.

3) A bank account in any part of the world, which you provide, will
then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next
of kin of (Mr Barton) The money will be paid into your account for us to
share in the ratio of 55% for me and 40% for you. 5%will be map out to cover
any expenses incured during the cause of transaction.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be
done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager
guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested,
please reply immediately .

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and
relevant documents that will help you understand. Please observe utmost
confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable
for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share
in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply through this emaill address
(charleseguonwu@yahoo.com) and please save me the anxiety of endless waiting.

God bless you.
Mr Charles Eguonwu.
UnionBank PLC,
Lagos,Nigeria."

Givetvis svarade jag omedelbart med kontonummer och allt, och nu väntar jag ivrigt på att pengarna skall rulla in.

[Arne Persson]

Jag brukar tacka för ett underbart roligt skämt. Sedan frågar jag hövligt om dom händelse har några fler godbitar på lager. Jag brukar sedan avsluta med att undra om dom tror att man är helt dum i huvudet. Allting mycket artigt och vänligt förståss.

[Krokodil]

:D

Jag fick detta i förrgår:

"From:Mr Charles Eguonwu(Bank Manager)
Union Bank Nigeria. PLC
Lagos Branch
Lagos, Nigeria
Email:charleseguonwu@yahoo.com

Dear friend,
I am Mr Charles Eguonwu, Bank Manager of Union Bank Nigeria. PLC, Lagos
Branch.

Actually, I know it will come to you as a surprise because we have
not met either physically or through correspondence.I have a very
urgent and confidential business proposition for you for our overall mutual
interest.


On June 6 2001,an American Oil Consultant/Contractor with the Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation, Mr. A Barton made a numbered time (fixed) deposit
for twelve Calendar months, valued at
USD$19,000,000.00(nineteen million dollars) in my Branch. Upon maturity,

I sent a rout ine notification to his forwarding address but got no
reply.After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that (Mr. A
Barton )died from an automobile accident. On further investigation I found
out that he did not leave a WILL and all attempt to trace his next of kin
were fruitless.


I therefore made further investigation and discovered that (Mr. A
Barton) did not declare any next of kin in all his official documents, including
his bank deposit paperwork.

This sum of USD$19,000,000.00 is still sitting in the Bank and the
interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each
year, No one will come forward to claim it.

According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 6 (six) years, the
money will revert to the ownership of the Nigeria Government if nobody applies
to claim the funds. Consequently, my proposal is that I will lik e you as
a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin of (Mr.A Barton) so that the
fruit of this old man labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt
government officials.
This is simple;

1) I will like you to provide me immediately with your full names,
address,telephone/fax number so that the attorney will prepare the
necessary documents and affidavits, which will put you in place as the next
of kin.

2) We shall employ the services of two attorneys for drafting and
notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of
probate/administration in your favor for the transfer.

3) A bank account in any part of the world, which you provide, will
then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next
of kin of (Mr Barton) The money will be paid into your account for us to
share in the ratio of 55% for me and 40% for you. 5%will be map out to cover
any expenses incured during the cause of transaction.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be
done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager
guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested,
please reply immediately .

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and
relevant documents that will help you understand. Please observe utmost
confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable
for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share
in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply through this emaill address
(charleseguonwu@yahoo.com) and please save me the anxiety of endless waiting.

God bless you.
Mr Charles Eguonwu.
UnionBank PLC,
Lagos,Nigeria."

Givetvis svarade jag omedelbart med kontonummer och allt, och nu väntar jag ivrigt på att pengarna skall rulla in.

Japp, du har ditt på det torra nu King Grub.. :thumbup:

[s_himself]

Jag brukar tacka för ett underbart roligt skämt. Sedan frågar jag hövligt om dom händelse har några fler godbitar på lager. Jag brukar sedan avsluta med att undra om dom tror att man är helt dum i huvudet. Allting mycket artigt och vänligt förståss.


Ja, men du bifogar väl bild på din arm också *flex* :D

[Markus H]

Jag brukar tacka för ett underbart roligt skämt. Sedan frågar jag hövligt om dom händelse har några fler godbitar på lager. Jag brukar sedan avsluta med att undra om dom tror att man är helt dum i huvudet. Allting mycket artigt och vänligt förståss.

Kan inte du komponera ett sådant mail till mig ??


Eller ska man kanske mailbomba dem ? vet att det fans en sida för några år sedan som man bara skrev in adressen på "offret" och sen skötte den resten.

[Krokodil]

Kan inte du komponera ett sådant mail till mig ??


Eller ska man kanske mailbomba dem ? vet att det fans en sida för några år sedan som man bara skrev in adressen på "offret" och sen skötte den resten.

Du ska nog inte reta upp de här gossarna i onödan. De är inga amatörer precis..

[Markus H]

Du ska nog inte reta upp de här gossarna i onödan. De är inga amatörer precis..

nej kanske inte... men vad faan ska de göra ? de vet jhu bara vad jag har för mail adress.... eller?

[Axon]

va fan bryr du dig ens? delete the mail and case is closed *flex*

[Markus H]

Nix inte gjort ngt ... förutom´att deleta då förstoss... blir bara så leds på all skit som kommer....

[King Grub]

nej kanske inte... men vad faan ska de göra ? de vet jhu bara vad jag har för mail adress.... eller?

Dom vet inte vem du är, utan har bara hittat din adress någonstans och inkluderat den i massutskick.

[Matte_Maiden]

På något sätt måste de ju gå runt med sin verksamhet. Då återstår frågan, vem fan är det som går på allt sådant här? :D

[swarre]

nej kanske inte... men vad faan ska de göra ? de vet jhu bara vad jag har för mail adress.... eller?

"I let Jessie run a profile on you, he find anything on the net, anything about anyone" :)

Mitt förslag är att du tar bort mailet och försöker gå vidare med livet, även om det kan bli svårt att leva som du gjorde innan... ;)

[swarre]

Då återstår frågan, vem fan är det som går på allt sådant här? :D

King Grub :D

[Markus H]

"I let Jessie run a profile on you, he find anything on the net, anything about anyone" :)

Mitt förslag är att du tar bort mailet och försöker gå vidare med livet, även om det kan bli svårt att leva som du gjorde innan... ;)


ska försöka... men. ... jag får väl... sök mig... till...någon jag kan ....prata med...... :D

[Metal_boy_]

Dom vet inte vem du är, utan har bara hittat din adress någonstans och inkluderat den i massutskick.

exakt. Samma sak som gör att dom inte heller bryr sig om alla bajsmejl som kommer som svar..

[hasse36]

Jag brukar sedan avsluta med att undra om dom tror att man är helt dum i huvudet.Om man svarar på spam, så är man helt dum i huvudet. :)

[drkrupp]

Jag kör Mailwasher. Det studsar tillbaka spamen med meddelande om att min adress inte finns.

[Arne Persson]

Om man svarar på spam, så är man helt dum i huvudet. :)


I detta fallet var det rätt skoj. Ville kolla om dom fortsatte. Det gjorde dom inte i samtliga fall. Jag svarar själfallet i normala fall på skiten.

[jakke]

I detta fallet var det rätt skoj. Ville kolla om dom fortsatte. Det gjorde dom inte i samtliga fall. Jag svarar själfallet i normala fall på skiten.
Haha, pappa brukar ta det personligt när han får spam.

[aliquis]

grattis..

[MacLeod]

Meningen är ju att man ska anmäla när man får ett nigeriabrev. Har för mig att det bara var att maila snuten och tjalla. Vet inte om det hjälper, eller om jag bryr mig.

[Megatuttarna]

Haha, pappa brukar ta det personligt när han får spam.

:D Skön farsa, påminner lite om min.

[King Grub]

Jag fick just följande minst sagt fenomenala erbjudande:

"Hello,
My name is Fred Howard . I trained and work as an external
auditor for the Bank of Hong Kong, working as part of
a bigger team that covers the entire Asian region.. I
had taken pains to find your contact through a
colleague that is connected with the British Chamber
of Commerce.
On routine audit check last year, I discovered some
investment accounts that had been dormant for at least
twelve years. All the accounts belong to a single/
one account holder with monies totalling a little
above 13.6 million United States Dollars. Now banking
regulation/legislation in Hong Kong demand that I do
notify the fiscal authorities after a statutory time
span of twelve years when dormant accounts of this
type are called in by the Hong Kong monetary
regulatory bodies.
The above set of facts underscores my reason of
writing and proposing to you. My investigations of the
said account reveals that the investor , a Briton
had died in 1992?the exact time the account was last
operated. I can confirm with certainty that the said
investor died interstate and no next ?of ?kin to his
estate has been found or has come forward all these
years.
I am of the settled conviction that using my
insider leverage, I, working with you can secure the
funds in the account for ourselves instead of allowing
it pass as unclaimed funds into the coffers of the
Government of Hong Kong. This is especially possible
as you bear the same LAST NAME to the said investor.
This exactly is why I crave your participation and
co-operation . I am seized with all relevant
documents (legal and Banking) that will facilitate our
putting you forward as the claimant/beneficiary of
the funds and ultimately transfer the money to an
account to be nominated by you.
Of course you shall be handsomely rewarded for your
part in this transaction as the people I am working
with are prepared to allocate a 20% slice of the total
funds for your efforts.
I shall however leave out the finer details of this
transaction till I receive an affirmation of your
desire to participate . Rest assured that I am on top
of the situation all the time and there will be no
risk whatsoever if you elect to come on board.
Needless to say, UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY is of vital
importance if we are to successfully reap the immense
benefits of this transaction.
I do expect your prompt response.
Truly
Fred Howard"

Framtiden är tryggad...




:cool:

[hobbitar]

"I let Jessie run a profile on you, he find anything on the net, anything about anyone" :)



The Fast and the furious!

[Pretender]

Denna vackra historia skickades till mig idag :)

Issue - 4: How to attract women on the beach.

Dear Henrik,

When I was younger, before I started training, I remember sitting
on the beach and watching this guy, that strolled on to the
beach, looking not much like any other guy, apart from being
quite tanned.

As he went to change into his swimming trunks, you could see this
guy trained hard. He had a fantastic body, not massive, but
really well proportioned. He had excellent abs, great delts, pecs
and you could see he did squats, as you could see the separations
in his quads.

What was the most remarkable (and I remembered the most), was
that as he changed and you saw more of his physique, more and
more women turned and stared. Even the guys were looking.
Obviously, people were looking for different reasons, admiration,
envy or for the women just being attracted.

Whatever women tell you to boost your ego, it was quite obvious
that when confronted by a guy who looks in great shape, tanned
and healthy, they are going to be keen and interested.

It's simple genetics, us guys get turned on by fit, toned and
sexy women and it's the same for the women with fit, muscular
tanned guys.

It was a turning point for me. I was not going to be the skinny
kid, who had to settle for second best when it came to dates. I
was going to let my body do the talking for me and attract the
women that were usually off my agenda.

From this day, training became my life. I put on loads of muscle,
immersed myself in the industry and the rest is history. As for
women, I proved myself right. You may not attract your future
wife by having just a great body, but you sure do attract and get
to have fun with more than enough women to choose from.

However there is one thing I learned along the way. Although us
guys love muscle and there are many that think that 250lb of
solid muscle looks amazing (as I do!), most women are just turned
off by guys this big. What women really want is a nice, charming,
well groomed guy (most important), that has a great body. A great
body means tight abs, broad shoulders (rounded delts), a nice
developed chest and thick strong legs to pick them up with!

Tror det var ngt fettbrännande de försökte sälja till mig... palla skriva allt det där för det *popcorn*

[TPS]

När jag satt som PR-ansvarig fick jag ett flertal sådana brev i veckan. :D