Vilka (längre) repliker/monologer/dialoger kan ni utantill från filmer?

[Blaine]

I filmvärlden så fastnar en del repliker, både monologer och dialoger, hos en. Det kan vara budskapet som förs fram, hur det sägs eller vem som säger det, men det är för en själv något minnesvärt.

För att göra det roligare: Försök att skriva ned texten (replik, monolog, dialog) utantill, utan att fuska, sedan efteråt kan du leta fram det och se om det överensstämmer.

Jag kan börja med en klassisk replik från Rutger Hauer i slutet av Blade Runner, känd som "tears in rain".

Min version:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire on the shore of Orion. I watched C-beams glittering in the dark near Tännhauser gate.
All those moments, will be lost, in time… Like… Tears, in rain.
Time, to die.

Originalversion (från Wikipedia):
I have… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like [small cough] tears… in... rain. Time… to die…


Skäms lite nu efteråt att jag skrev "shore" i stället för "shoulder of Orion". Men men, nu minns jag det garanterat framöver!

Nu är det er tur.

[Olegh]

Mitt minne funkar inte när det gäller sångtexter, filmer, skämt, anekdoter, etc. Repliker i filmer är inget undantag. Enstaka "catch phrases" är min gräns. Japp, det är precis lika tråkigt och grått som det låter.

Kul idé dock, kommer kika i tråden.

[Diomedea exulans]

Hela inledningstexten från Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.

Då ska vi se..

"Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.

Little does Luke know that the Emperor is building a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.

When completed, this ultimate weapon of destruction will spell certain doom to the small band of rebels struggling to restore peace and freedom to the Galaxy…………." (Okänt antal punkter.)

Originalet från Wookiepedia:

"Luke Skywalker has returned to
his home planet of Tatooine in
an attempt to rescue his
friend Han Solo from the
clutches of the vile gangster
Jabba the Hutt.

Little does Luke know that the
GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly
begun construction on a new
armored space station even
more powerful than the first
dreaded Death Star.

When completed, this ultimate
weapon will spell certain doom
for the small band of rebels
struggling to restore freedom
to the galaxy…"

Inte helt rätt, ser jag...

[Blaine]

Mitt minne funkar inte när det gäller sångtexter, filmer, skämt, anekdoter, etc. Repliker i filmer är inget undantag. Enstaka "catch phrases" är min gräns. Japp, det är precis lika tråkigt och grått som det låter.

Kul idé dock, kommer kika i tråden.

Jag har vanligtvis bra minne, men jag är egentligen urusel på att komma ihåg filmrepliker och låttexter, även från låtar jag lyssnar på ideligen.

Jag gör ett nytt försök:
Från Waking Life, en film jag sett åtminstone tio gånger, som är uppdelad i scener med olika personer. Jag väljer en scen med "the boat guy". Jag kan inte hela texten, men många fragment ur den.


Min version:
"O hoy there matey, are you in for a little ride? A little hitch down the road?
[…]
Don't miss the boat. Anchor's aweigh!
[…]
So what do you think about my little vessel? She is so called see-worthy, s-e-e, see with your eyes.
[…]
You see, it's like you come to this earth with a box of crayons. It is all what you do with the crayons, that matter. It doesn't matter if you colour inside the lines. I say colour outside the lines, colour right outside the page – don't box me in, we're in motion to the ocean!
[…]
So where is that?

Well I don't know either, but it's somewhere, and it's going to determine the course of the rest of your life.

*Honk honk.*

———————————————————

Original (från wakinglifemovie.net):
Ahoy there matey! You in for the long haul? You need a little hitch in your get-along, a little lift on down the line?

Oh, um, yeah, actually, I was waiting for a cab or something, but if you want to ...

All right. Don't miss the boat.

(He gets in.) Hey, thanks.

Not a problem. Anchors aweigh!

So what do you think of my little vessel? She's what we call "see-worthy." S-E-E. See with your eyes. I feel like my transport should be an extension of my personality. Voila. And this? This is like my little window to the world, and every minute it's a different show. Now, I may not understand it. I may not even necessarily agree with it. But I'll tell you what, I accept it and just sort of glide along. You want to keep things on an even keel I guess is what I'm saying. You want to go with the flow. The sea refuses no river. The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. Saves on introductions and good-byes. The ride does not require an explanation. Just occupants. That's where you guys come in. It's like you come onto this planet with a crayon box. Now, you may get the 8-pack, you may get the 16-pack. But it's all in what you do with the crayons, the colors that you're given. And don't worry about drawing within the lines or coloring outside the lines. I say color outside the lines. You know what I mean? Color right off the page. Don't box me in. We're in motion to the ocean. We are not landlocked, I'll tell ya that. So where do you want out?

Uh, who, me? Am I first? Um, I don't know. Really, anywhere is fine.

Well, just -- just give me an address or something, okay?

Uh --

(The guy sitting next to him in the back seat speaks up) Tell you what, go up three more streets, take a right, go two more blocks, drop this guy off on the next corner.

Where's that?

Well I don't know either, but it's somewhere, and it's going to determine the course of the rest of your life. All ashore that's going ashore. Ha ha ha ha ha. Toot, toot.

(Skyller på att jag inte sett filmen på ett tag; mycket som kom bort som jag borde kommit ihåg.)

[Filipb]

Saxat från Zack and Miri make a porno, benämner karaktärerna efter siffror:

1- Where the fuck have you been? And where the fuck who is this now?
2- Would you calm down woman, please?
1- You've already left one white boy down in the basement. What if this motherfucker would be all grabbin' over me?
2- Aint nobody wanna grab on you!
1- And what in the fuck is that supposed to mean? Whiteboy! I SAID WHITEBOY!
3- Yeah...?
1- You would grab me, wouldn't you?
3- Should I say "yes"?
2- Yeah, say "yes".
3- Yes.
*Frugan slickar på sina fingrar och klämmer nipples som är i höjd med naveln*

Har citerat denna scen alltför många gånger med lillebrorsan :D

[hugok]

The most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is what we call the pump. The blood starts flowing through your muscles and it feels like air is blown in to your muscles like they can explode any minute. You get this wonderful feeling that is like coming for me. So imagine what an amazing life I must have, I am coming at the gym, I am coming when pumping up before a competition and I am coming when I have sex with a girl.

Lite ringrostigt men det generella budskapet kom med. Här är originalet:

"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

[hugok]

Värst vad grymma alla skulle vara då. Skrev mitt innan jag läste dom andra och jämför jag mitt med era andra är det inte många rätt.

[Armed Dingo]

Three were given to the elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the dwarflords; great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine. Nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else.. desire power.

But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of mount Doom, the dark lord Sauron forged in secret a master ring: to control all others. And into this ring, the poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

One ring to rule them all.

One by one, the lands of middle earth fell to the power of the ring
but they were some who resisted.
A last alliance of men, and elves, marched against the armies of Mordor. And on the slopes of mount doom they fought for the freedom of Middle Earth

(Elrond ger order på alviska)

it was in moment when all hope had faded that Isildur took up his fathers sword

(skär ringen av handen)

Sauron, the enemy of the free peoples of middle earth - was defeated.

[Diomedea exulans]

Värst vad grymma alla skulle vara då. Skrev mitt innan jag läste dom andra och jämför jag mitt med era andra är det inte många rätt.

Jag minns det som musik. Om jag hör en text (eller i fallet ovan, läser den tyst för mig själv) så minns jag rytmen i talet och tonlägena. Då blir det som att komma ihåg en låt.

[hugok]

Jag minns det som musik. Om jag hör en text (eller i fallet ovan, läser den tyst för mig själv) så minns jag rytmen i talet och tonlägena. Då blir det som att komma ihåg en låt.

Mitt minne fungerar helt annorlunda. Jag brukar kunna minnas innebörden i texter men det är sällan jag kan exakt citera dem. Jag kan knappt citera dom kortaste Sun Tzu citaten som annars är så balla att citera i olika situationer.

[Hackenschmidt]

Ett tag kunde jag 100% av scriptet till A clockwork orange. Under en period av 2-3 månader tittade jag på den varje kväll och jag har förmodligen sett den mer än 150 gånger, men nu var det längesen. Seinfeld fungerade som min somna till-serie under många år så där vet jag nästan alltid vilken replik som ska komma.

The good old days när bredbanden var slöa, fildelningen sög och hårddiskarna var små, då höll man fast i det man fått tag på.

Edit ska försöka på leken med CWO-introt.

There was me, that is Alex and my three droogs. That is Pete, Georgie and Dim, and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our dooks what to do with the evening. The Korova milk bar sold milk plus, milk plus velocet or synthemesc or drencrum which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

[Blaine]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Det var ett tappert försök! Det är en minnesvärd mening.

Jag testar en ny från en härlig scen i Few Good Men:

Min version:
But you have to ask me nicely.

I beg your pardon.

You see, I can stand the heat, and there are x soldiers 200 meters away that are trained to kill me.

What I can't stand is you standing there with your faggotry-white suit and Harvard-mouth telling me what to do without showing some courtesy.
If you want papers, I'll give it to you, but you'll have to ask me nicely.
…
Lieutenant Jessup, if it wouldn't be too much of a problem, I would like to have the papers on… Please.

Not a problem.

Original (från imsdb.com):
JESSEP
But you have to ask me nicely.

KAFFEE stops. Turns around. Sam and JO stop and turn.

KAFFEE
I beg your pardon?

JESSEP
You have to ask me nicely. You see,
Danny, I can deal with the bullets
and the bombs and the blood. I can
deal with the heat and the stress
and the fear. I don't want money and
I don't want medals. What I want is
for you to stand there in that faggoty
white uniform, and with your Harvard
mouth, extend me some fuckin'
courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

KAFFEE and JESSEP are frozen. Everyone'staring at Kaffee;
The OFFICERS at their tables... KENDRICK... SAM...
MARKINSON... JO... KAFFEE makes his decision.

KAFFEE
Colonel Jessep... if it's not too
much trouble, I'd like a copy of the
transfer order. Sir.

JESSEP smiles.

JESSEP
No problem.

---


Helvete vad jag glömmer detaljer. Nåväl, några rätt!

Här är scenen, värd att länkas:
vyMggFe9WRQ

[Hackenschmidt]

There was me, that is Alex and my three droogs. That is Pete, Georgie and Dim, and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our dooks what to do with the evening. The Korova milk bar sold milk plus, milk plus velocet or synthemesc or drencrum which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Från scriptet online:

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim and we sat in the Korova milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova Milk Bar sold milkplus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence. Our pockets were full of money so there was no need on that score, but, as they say, money isn't everything.


Ganska bra, nadsat-orden är lite svåra att komma ihåg och den sista repliken minns jag inte ens när jag läser den nu.

[gohei]

Tänker inte skriva ut det men när jag var i runt 15 årsåldern (typ 10 år sedan) så var The Fast and the furious en av favvofilmerna och jag kunde varenda replik genom hela filmen. Nu var det länge sen jag såg den så troligtvis minns jag inte lika mycket.

[R0B]

Det enda jag kan tror jag

Ash Naz Durbatuluk, ash naz gimbatul.
Ash naz thrakatulk ash burzumish krimpatul.

Eller något sådant, Sagan om ringen.

"Wikipedia"
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."

Ganska likt i alla fall :)

[ByggarBertil]

Från minnet:
Boromir: It's a gift. A gift to the enemies of Mordor. Long has my father, the steward of Gondor, held the enemy at bay. By the blood of our people have your lands been kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him.
Aragorn: You can not use it, none of us can. The Ring answers to Sauron alone, it has no other master.
B: And what would a ranger of the North know about this?
Legolas: He is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn and your king.

Enligt http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/fotr/16.html
Boromir: "It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor."



Boromir: "Why not use this Ring?" [paces] "Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe! Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him!"

Aragorn: "You cannot wield it! None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master."

Boromir: "And what would a ranger know of this matter?"

[An Elf stands. He is recognizable as the Elf Gandalf saw from Elrond's window.]

Legolas: "This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance."


Lite besviken ändå :(

[Frantic]

Klassikern.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the enquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger on those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay may vengeance upon thee.

Från IMDB
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

Lite småfel här och där annars var det spot on.

EDIT: Jag lyssnade nyss på talet på Youtube. Mitt citat var mer korrekt än det från IMDB.

[Diomedea exulans]

Förvånad att ingen har dragit Gladiator-talet än. "I am Maximus Aurelius, husband of a murdered wife", etc. Kändes som om halva min bekantskapskrets reciterade det på varje förfest i ett år efter filmen hade haft premiär.

[Petoria]

Samuel L Jacksons tal i Pulp Fiction

[Bossebäver]

Who? Who is but the form following the funktion of what and what i am is a man in a mask!

Natalie Portman pratar:

Ofcourse you can! Im not questioning your powers of observation, im merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

V för vendetta, awesome

[Andy.da.wohoo]

Who? Who is but the form following the funktion of what and what i am is a man in a mask!

Natalie Portman pratar:

Ofcourse you can! Im not questioning your powers of observation, im merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

V för vendetta, awesome

Kan du inte hela Vs presentation av sig själv? :D

Jag kan inga citat från huvudet såhär men när jag tittar på Sagan om Ringen filmerna så kan jag alla repliker utantill innan de sägs.

[Jockefoten]

Räknas musikaler? Jag kan les mis - the confrontation hyffsat! :D

[R Scarpa27]

:D denna kan nog många.

I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle!


You forgot to say please............

[filmjölk]

Unbearable isnt it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors cut through flesh

[Blaine]

:D denna kan nog många.

I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle!


You forgot to say please............

Ja, Arnolds repliker är lätta att komma ihåg. De är däremot inte så långa, som exempelvis Pacinos monolog i Devil's Advocate.

Ett kortare ögonblick är Christopher Walkens fina tal om Creasey:

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

[mangemani]

h: you really are a funny guy
t: what do you mean "im funny"? whats so funny about it?
h: you know, it was a good story, you are a funny guy
t: what do you mean, the way that i talk?
h: no, you are just funny
t: let me get this straight, maybe its me whos a little fucked up maybe, but funny how? like a clown? do i amuse you? do i make you laugh? im here to fucking amuse you? funny how?
h: heh, you know how you tell a story and everything, what?
t: no no, you said..you said i was funny..what the fuck is so funny about me, tell me, whats so funny?
h: get the fuck out of here tommy....
t: i almost had him, i almost had him

tror det gick nått i den stilen:)

[R Scarpa27]

Ja, Arnolds repliker är lätta att komma ihåg. De är däremot inte så långa, som exempelvis Pacinos monolog i Devil's Advocate.

Ett kortare ögonblick är Christopher Walkens fina tal om Creasey:

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.

yupp repliker från t2 filmen kan man ju mängder av utantill :D
som du säger ganska lätta korta och generellt arnolds repliker är enkla att komma ihåg.

[R Scarpa27]

grymm simpson klassiker är ju med homer:
--To start press any key-- på skärmen...
Wheres the any key?

[r1kkie]

Samuel L Jacksons tal i Pulp Fiction

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

What?

What country are you from?

What?

What aint no country I have ever heard of, they speak english in what?

What?

Enlish motherfucker do you speak it?

Ye Yes?

The you know what im saying?

Yes

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

What?

Say what again say what again I dare you, I doubble dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!

:D

[Red Apple]

A staple of the superhero mythology is, there's a hero and there's an alter ego. Batman is Bruce Wayne. Spider-Man is Peter Parker. When the character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman is unique. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when his parents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us, Clark Kent is how Superman views us. What are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak, he's doesn't believe in himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique of humanity. Almost like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.

Från IMDB:
Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.

Jag ger mig själv ett VG.

[r1kkie]

- Fucking... What the fucking fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!

- Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Bästa!

[Kabuto]

grymm simpson klassiker är ju med homer:
--To start press any key-- på skärmen...
Wheres the any key?

Oh i want a tab! *trycker på tab* :)

[smeander]

I filmvärlden så fastnar en del repliker, både monologer och dialoger, hos en. Det kan vara budskapet som förs fram, hur det sägs eller vem som säger det, men det är för en själv något minnesvärt.


Hela yrrol, killing på grand, torsk på tallin och en massa med Jim Carrey :D Rätt mycket Arnold också haha :smash:

[MuskelMasen]

Hela yrrol, killing på grand, torsk på tallin och en massa med Jim Carrey :D Rätt mycket Arnold också haha :smash:


Far åt helveteeeee

[anvihl]

- Fucking... What the fucking fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... fuck!

- Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Bästa!

Haha är det Rocco?

[AntonHA]

You gettin' a god damn hard on there, Morgan?

[R Scarpa27]

ohhh lakritsbåtar!
får man ta en?"
nej!!!!!!!!!
Tack.

what do you call these?
neg.....---- wienerbreads...

[mangemani]

b: are you going to order something kid?!
m: yeah, give me a tab
b: i cant give you a tab, its your order son
m: ok, alright, give me a pepsi free
b: if you want a pepsi youre going to pay for it
m: look, just give me something without sugar in it

[mangemani]

spök jägaren: jaha, vart är de någonstans?
brevbäraren: de är inte här iaf
sj: nähä...var är de då?
b: inte fan vet jag
sj: varför vet du inte det helt plötsligt
b: vadå, "vet inte det helt plötsligt"? va fan ska jag veta det för, skiter väl i vart de är, de bråkar ju bara
sj: va sa du? bråkar de?
b: ja, om brevlådan!
sj: brevlådan? har de flyttat sig dit nu?
b: vadå flyttat sig dit, de har ju inte skaffat någon ju för fan..det var ett jävla liv på den ena här igår
sj: va sa du? menar du att du kan se dem röra sig, alltså att de förflyttar sig runt så här?
b: ehh, du, jag måste nog glida nu...
sj: nej nej nej, vänta lite nu...du säger att de har förflyttat sig, men de kommer säkert tillbaks serru, vi gör så här, jag har utrustning ute i bilen så gillrar vi en fälla..så studerar vi dem, filmar dem och sen bara*bzzzt* så ger vi dem en elchock bara
b: hehe...du skämtar va?
sj: nej, varför tror du det? alla tror att jag skämtar, jag fattar inte varför
b: alltså nu hajjar jag ingenting
sj: vitsen är att vi fångar dem innan de tar oss...man vet inte, de kanske står här och lyssnar på oss nu
b: alltså vem fan snackar du om egentligen?!
sj: dina kalla fläckar såklart

en dialog som jag aldrig glömmer, oavsett vad, ett utav de roligaste missförstånden genom tiderna då det gäller film.

[Scratch89]

You gettin' a god damn hard on there, Morgan?

Sergeant Doakes. *cupid*

[Bossebäver]

Kan du inte hela Vs presentation av sig själv? :D

Jag kan inga citat från huvudet såhär men när jag tittar på Sagan om Ringen filmerna så kan jag alla repliker utantill innan de sägs.

Jag är en nörd, inte wikipedia:cool:

[Raschmus]

Jag kunde mer eller mindre hela Braveheart utantill. Tappat en del med tiden...

[Latissimus Dorsi]

Itz only smells, its nothink, dont cry - Rocco Sifreddi

[Zacke]

Jag brukade kunna hela horrormonologen från Apocalypse Now.


Horror.

Ive seen the horror.
Horrors that you've seen.

You have no right to judge me. It is impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those that dont know what horror means.

Horror....
Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror.

Horror and moral terror are your friends. If theyre not then they are enemies to be feared.

They are our true enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces in Vietnam . Seems a thousand centuries ago now. There we went into a camp... to inoculate the children.

We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come... and hacked off... Every. Inoculated. Arm. They were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I cried. I wept like some grandmother.





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[Toni Radanov]

Ivan Drago: "I must break you."
Rockster St. Allone "Go for it."

Eller klassikern:
Clubber Lang: "Deeeaad meat."
Rocky: "*tittar förbi Clubber och pinkar i brallan i tystnad*"

Hmm tänker jag efter kan jag nog nästan samtliga 4 rocky-filmernas repliker rakt igenom men palla citera 4 filmer. I R ruined in brain.

[LzzrdQueen]

I am no man!

[xcv]

I am no man!

Gillar eowyn, hon är en häftig karaktär!

[LzzrdQueen]

Yep :))

[Jockefoten]

I am no man!

Imponerande att du kunde den utantill.

[anvihl]

"We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets and lay off their largest city and listen to their rock and roll".:cool:

[HMS Laestander]

JAG BYTER UT MIG SJÄLV MOT BARNET. JAG UPPREPAR, JAG BYTER UT MIG SJÄLV MOT BARNET Spring. LÄGET ÄR UNDER KONTROLL. JAG UPPREPAR, LÄGET ÄR UNDER KONTROLL.


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- Men, om ni stod här, och dem stod där... hur kommer det sig då att det är skotthål här.. och här?
- Äh... det är så att...
- ÄH, det kan jag förklara. Vi gav dem en rejäl show helt enkelt.

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- Kent. Du har blivit rånad.
- Va? Vem har varit här och snott något?
- Jag vet inte. Det är ett paket korv iallafall.
- Jaha, men nu är ju korven tillbaka. Tack för det.
- Du fattar att du måste anmäla det här?
- Anmäla.. det är ju så jobbigt. Massa papper och sånt där.
- Men lyssna här nu Kent. Enligt lag så är du skyldig att anmäla. För om inte du anmäler det du är skyldig att anmäla kan vi anmäla dig för att du inte anmäler det du är skyldig att anmäla. Fattar du?
- Näe.. men jag gör det. Jag gör det, jag anmäler ändå.

rppxzumXyaA Inte ens nära :D

[SaysInez]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

[SaysInez]

Imponerande att du kunde den utantill.

Bättre en bra kort än långa harang utan poäng.

[Diomedea exulans]

Hodor.

[Librish]

The Ultimate Showdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

[SaysInez]

Hodor.

Kunde inte ha kommit på nå bättre. Omöjligt att upprepa när han säger det. Fakta.

[Wilt the Stilt]

"Jag tror jag ska rycka upp mig och skaffa bidrag".

Huvudpersonen från Smala Sussie. Mycket komisk rad.

Edit: Pölsa :D