Nils.R
2011-06-10, 07:28
Saxat från ett annat forum.
Drink milk. **** 2%.. Forget whole milk. . Buy a cow, suck directly from the teet, don't worry about bacteria or protein content. If anyone questions your methods, punch them in the **** and continue what you were doing. When your cow runs out of milk, light it on fire, wait until the fire stops and eat what remains.
Use the bones to make a cool looking weapon like a ****ing klingon would use, and then go to the gym. Use the weapon to slice in half whoever is at the squat rack, then throw your hands up in the air and perform an 18 second war cry.. . no more than 18 seconds. Then squat until your nose bleeds.
On the way home, stop at a store that sells almonds. Buy all of the almonds they sell and take them home to put in a pile. Scream at the pile until it turns into meat. Eat that meat. Then go to bed and do the same thing tomorrow. In about 6 weeks, you will be pretty much indestructible.
Drink milk. **** 2%.. Forget whole milk. . Buy a cow, suck directly from the teet, don't worry about bacteria or protein content. If anyone questions your methods, punch them in the **** and continue what you were doing. When your cow runs out of milk, light it on fire, wait until the fire stops and eat what remains.
Use the bones to make a cool looking weapon like a ****ing klingon would use, and then go to the gym. Use the weapon to slice in half whoever is at the squat rack, then throw your hands up in the air and perform an 18 second war cry.. . no more than 18 seconds. Then squat until your nose bleeds.
On the way home, stop at a store that sells almonds. Buy all of the almonds they sell and take them home to put in a pile. Scream at the pile until it turns into meat. Eat that meat. Then go to bed and do the same thing tomorrow. In about 6 weeks, you will be pretty much indestructible.