Den stora Chuck Norris tråden!

[emi23j]

Hej kamrater!


Jag vill så här på fredags kvällen skapa en tråd för min stora förebild och livsidol chuck norris.:hbang::hbang:*flex*

Detta är en hyllningstråd till den stora legenden så snälla bara seriösa svar i denna tråd i denna tråd:naughty:

Jag startar med att posta en idol bild

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/chuck_norris_boogey_man.jpg

EDIT: Berätta gärna era historier om denna legendariska människa!

[Nixon]

http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chuck_norris_approves.gif


Minnevärda filmer
Delta Force....så kass att inte ens jag orkade se klart hela.

[MasterChief]

Chuck Norris! :bow:

http://www.amcarguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Chuck-Norris-3.jpg

[Trance]

Han är inte häftig på nätet längre efter han visade sig vara en religiös galning.

[MasterChief]

http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/chucknorris_gif2.gif

[Christyle]

http://www.suleimenov.com/images/iblock/84f/bruce-lee-chuck-norris.jpg
http://ffmedia.ign.com/action/multimedia/gameofdeath-norris-lee.jpg
http://www.hkcinemagic.com/en/images/movie/large/chuck-norris-ans-bruce-lee_de6354484361aed096b985c6f03e5901.jpg

[emi23j]

Han är inte häftig på nätet längre efter han visade sig vara en religiös galning.


Tror du fått det hela om bakfoten.

Chuck Norris isn't a man of god. HE IS GOD!

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/chucknorris/chucknorris/chuckcreation6pr.jpg

[wintersnowdrift]

Jag har haft funderingar på om min nästa nörd-tisha ska bli en med trycket
Chuck Norris
can divide
by zero.

Mäktigare än så blir man inte.

//Kristin

[Jockefoten]

"hen Chuck Norris and Superman have sleep overs, they argue over who has the cooler Jack Bauer Pajamas..."


"Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks!"



"Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because he's a pussy." - Socrates


"If Jack Bauer were gay, he would be Chuck Norris "

"Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces."

"Chuck Norris's beard can deflect bullets... Jack Beuer only needs 5 o'clock shadow."

"When Jack Bauer is bored, he goes next door and kick's his neighbor's ass. His neighbor is Chuck Norris."


"Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Jack bauer doesn't drink milk. Milk is for pussies."


" jack bauer didn't cry when he was born. but Chuck norris did."

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. He did this while counting how many terrorists were killed by Jack Bauer."

"Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer once got into a fight, the event is commonly known as the Big Bang. If you want to know who won, just ask yourself when was the last time you saw a new episode of Walker Texas Ranger?"


"Jack Bauer once had a drinking contest with Chuck Norris. After finishing one bottle of whisky each, Chuck fell to the floor unconsciousness. Jack drank another two bottles, killed Chuck with his bare hands for being such a pussy, hijacked a cab and drove to Tony Almeidas bachelor party for some serious drinking."


" Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego, but only because of the blood trail left by Jack torturing her."

"Jack Bauer has had sex with every woman in the world, including Chuck Norris."



My Work here is done!

[Trance]

Tror du fått det hela om bakfoten.

Chuck Norris isn't a man of god. HE IS GOD!

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/chucknorris/chucknorris/chuckcreation6pr.jpg

Ja, den kristna guden uttalar sig också hatiskt mot homosexuella så det är inte omöjligt. Grabben är ju lite cool på det sättet.

[Trance]

Jag har haft funderingar på om min nästa nörd-tisha ska bli en med trycket
Chuck Norris
can divide
by zero.

Mäktigare än så blir man inte.

//Kristin

Eller ett citat från Chuck himself:

"Lastly, as we sit on the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary were covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor uninsured teenaged woman were provided the federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood, etc.) to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy? Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn? Imagine all the great souls who could have been erased from history and the influence of mankind, if only they too would have been as progressive as Washington's wise men and women!

America doesn't need to "turn the page" on culture wars like abortion. It needs to reopen the pages of its history to our founders' elevated views of and rights for all human beings (including those in the womb) as documented in the Declaration of Independence and our Constitution. We need to revive and re-instill their value of humanity back into society, our children and our children's children."
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=118905

Kanske lite långt för att ha på en t-shirt men man kanske kan plocka ut godbitar.