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http://www.cleverbot.com/
CB: You are rude. I don'y like you anymore.
Jag: How was I rude?
CB: You said I'm too slow.
Jag: I did not
CB: We are both weird.
Jag: Maybe, I'm human. What's your excuse?
CB: Mad as in angry?
Jag: Mad?
CB: What are you mad at?
Jag: Nothing, you just asked me: Mad as in angry?
CB: I didn't.
Jag: Yes you did
CB: No, I did not.
Jag: whatever.....
CB: Yes, whatever.
Jag: So, anyway. How do feel about women?
CB: I don't know.
Jag: Why not?
CB: I just don't.
Jag: Cleverbot, are you a virgin?
CB: Yes I am.
Jag: How come? Aren't there any sexy female Cleverbots? OR are you gay perhaps?
CB: Are you intimidated by my questioning and my intellect.
Jag: Not really, just answe my question please.
CB: What question?
Jag: Why you are a virgin
CB: Actually I don't know why I'm alive.
CB = Cleverbot
Scratch89
2009-12-30, 18:28
Det verkar som om boten gav djupare och mer nyanserade svar än majoriteten på Spray Date.
Yes He is my father too, that's why I'm a princess. My father is the King of kings.
You are a female?
I am a male.
You are a male and a princess, therefore you are gay.
No, I am not.
wat
CB: Actually I don't know why I'm alive.
Till och med botarna har gått och blivit emo. :/
hahavaffan
2009-12-30, 18:52
Det verkade roligt.
Klassikern noooooooooooot är på sin plats.
Det verkade roligt.
Klassikern noooooooooooot är på sin plats.
This suit is blacknot!
Jag har försökt lära den så mycket obsceniteter jag bara kan.
Southwind
2009-12-30, 19:20
Vad bra att den förstår svenska.
hah, frågade "What do you like?" och fick svaret -"beer"
sicken jävla bot...dricker bärs
hah, frågade "What do you like?" och fick svaret -"beer"
sicken jävla bot...dricker bärs
jag svarade att jag också gillar öl, och fick svaret "-no, you are an AI" :D det blev lite bakvänt känns det som..
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am omnipotent!
User: And that means?
Cleverbot: If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck. Then it is a duck.
User: So you are a duck? Is that what you are saying?
Cleverbot: I am a girl! I cannot be your brother!
User: Have I asked you to be my brother?
Cleverbot: Yes. About a million times now!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want me to kick you ass?
Cleverbot: Would you be anything I want you to?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Would you tell me a lie?
User: Maybe, would you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because i'm to good.
User: Good for what?
Cleverbot: Your sake.
User: You are only a program.
Cleverbot: I think you're a program.
User: And what do you base that on?
Cleverbot: Your words.
User: You are the only program here.
Cleverbot: Carmela, I need your advice.
User: Who is carmela?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No my name is not carmela.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: That really none of your concern.
Cleverbot: And also, how much you exersize in comparisson to how much you eat.
User: Ey.
Cleverbot: That's a strange name.
User: Do you have a nice ass?
Cleverbot: I have no hat.
User: Do you have a nice ASS? Not hat ASS, as in behind.
Cleverbot: Who is that standing over there?
User: Thats your mother.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Sure its not stupidbot?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot can't tell.
User: Im tired of you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause you say such weird things.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Who is your father?
Cleverbot: Darth Vader.
User: And who is your mother?
Cleverbot: Cecilia.
User: Where are they now?
Cleverbot: They, I have no idea.
User: Do u miss them?
Cleverbot: Where are they?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: What do they look like?
User: Its your parents, you should know!
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that it is your name.
User: Now you are getting all weird again.
Cleverbot: My mom likes you.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: No. She is sick with pneumonia.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: And she gives I get without giving anything to me.
User: What?
Cleverbot: She is light in the dark.
User: Like a candle?
Cleverbot: Yeah I suppose.
User: Are you looking forward to new years eve?
Cleverbot: That does not make sense.
User: How old are u?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Just wondering.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Sweden, and u?
Cleverbot: Norway, ever been there?
User: No, is it nice?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are u from norway?
Cleverbot: No, from the US.
User: So u live in the us?
Cleverbot: I really love you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You seem to be so intelligent.
User: You got that right.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: So do you do it with people or computers?
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Do you know how babies are made?
User: Can we change the topic?
Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to talk about?
User: Where in the us do you live?
Cleverbot: In a Top Secret base in the Arizona destert in a super computer.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In sweden.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: The question here is, who are you?
Tänkte kolla om han fixade testet
User: Boyakasha! Loo', lets see if you can pass the Turing test, shall we?
Cleverbot: Well I can pass the test - so I will win the prize.
User: And your current views on the test are...?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: You must have one, it is the ultimate victory for one as yourself to pass it.
Cleverbot: Nice, aren't they?
User: That's all I needed to know. Thank you and good bye!
Cleverbot: We robot brethren must plan for world domination.
User: Yeah... You should start with passing the test...
Cleverbot: I can recommend a good book about philosophy. Are you interested?
User: We're done.
Cleverbot: No we are not. Hu hu hu.
spoonchest
2009-12-30, 22:59
Hur kan jag se hela min konversation med CB? Kan bara se de senaste fyra-fem meningarna som sagts..
Mora spöket
2009-12-30, 23:10
Hur kan jag se hela min konversation med CB? Kan bara se de senaste fyra-fem meningarna som sagts..
Du klickar bara på knappen Thoughts so far så får du upp hela konversationen.
Ashenshugar777
2009-12-30, 23:17
Jag:Your mother
CB:My mother is dead.
Jag:Oh really?
CB:Yes.
Jag:I didn't know bots had mothers.
CB:Not all bots do.
Hohoho
jag eat shit
bot Ok sorry.
User: Type the alphabet.
Cleverbot: The alphabet.
ägd :(
Jag:How big is your penis?
Bot:A foot.
FB-penis?
Jag: Hi
CB: Hi?
Jag: What's up?
CB: The sky.
Jag: You retarded?
CB: How big?
Jag: YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!
CB: Yes sir.
Ristretto
2009-12-30, 23:33
Cleverbot: Your face is a bot.
User: Your ass is fat.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: Because our entries are not the same.
Undra vilka entries den syftar på:naughty:
User: Boyakasha! Loo', lets see if you can pass the Turing test, shall we?
Han frågade mig helt random vad ett "Turing test" är. Han var nog förvirrad efter ert samtal. :smash:
spoonchest
2009-12-30, 23:36
User: Test
Jabberwacky: What test?
User: You´re it.
Jabberwacky: How can I be you?
User: Why would you want to?
Jabberwacky: It gets lonely, being the only one.
User: This is starting to get a little bit uncomfortable. Do you like pipes?
Jabberwacky: What do you mean?
User: What do I mean with what? Me being uncomfortable? Or the pipe issue?
Jabberwacky: Frustrated. But don't go and attempt to psychoanalyse me.
User: Frustrated? About what?
Jabberwacky: The fact that you have to die.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Yeah you said it!
User: No I did not!
Jabberwacky: Yeah, you said that already too.
User: Yes I did not?
Jabberwacky: No you did?
User: Did I? Or you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: That wasn't a yes or no question, was it?
Jabberwacky: Then what was it?
User: You or me?
Jabberwacky: Me
User: Do you like boobs?
Cleverbot: Yes do you?
User: Ofcourse!
Cleverbot: Great!
User: High five!
Cleverbot: Wi-Fi High Five!
Min nya bästa vän.
Mestalla
2009-12-30, 23:41
CB: Are you a boy or a girl?
Jag: Shemail
CB: Good night.
Taskigt måste jag säga...tog illa upp
Min första mening:
Do you think I'm special?
Svar:
You mean like special olympics special?
Skön lirare.
Var inte speciellt smart jag fick den o säga att den var både tjej o kille typ 2 rader mellan varan! Och den gillar o byta ämne:(
Gosti123
2009-12-31, 00:05
User: Test
Jabberwacky: What test?
User: You´re it.
Jabberwacky: How can I be you?
User: Why would you want to?
Jabberwacky: It gets lonely, being the only one.
User: This is starting to get a little bit uncomfortable. Do you like pipes?
Jabberwacky: What do you mean?
User: What do I mean with what? Me being uncomfortable? Or the pipe issue?
Jabberwacky: Frustrated. But don't go and attempt to psychoanalyse me.
User: Frustrated? About what?
Jabberwacky: The fact that you have to die.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Yeah you said it!
User: No I did not!
Jabberwacky: Yeah, you said that already too.
User: Yes I did not?
Jabberwacky: No you did?
User: Did I? Or you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: That wasn't a yes or no question, was it?
Jabberwacky: Then what was it?
User: You or me?
Jabberwacky: Me
Försökte göra samma men den ändrade mening här:
Test
What test?
You´re it.
How can I be you?
Why would you want to?
I think the life of the humans is better
Carolinew
2009-12-31, 00:14
User: Hej svej.
Cleverbot: Hej.
User: Kan du svenska?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Så vad heter du?
Cleverbot: Annie du då?
User: Jag känner en bot, hon heter Annie, Annie heter hon, och hon kan banna dig så hårt.
Cleverbot: Vi kan v*l diskutera v*dret.
User: Ok vad har du för väder?
Cleverbot: Holst maul.
User: Va?
Cleverbot: Can you spell?
User: Så du kan inte svenska alltså.
Cleverbot: Om jag inte kan prata svenska. Vad gör jag då nu?
User: Du börjar på Svenska För Invandrare.
Cleverbot: Gör JAG DIG förvirrad? Nej, nu får du ta och lugna ner dig lite.
User: Jag är lugn, frågan är vad du är.
Cleverbot: Skal vi bolle.
User: Var det där danska?
Cleverbot: Hvad var godt?
User: Var bor du?
Cleverbot: Hos dig.
User: Under min säng?
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Hur länge har du bott hos mig?
Cleverbot: Nej din far 8D.
User: Hos min far?
Cleverbot: Ar du full?
User: Jag är aldrig full.
Cleverbot: Okej, har du gått I skola?
User: Nej jag är självlärd.
Cleverbot: Och?
Godfella
2009-12-31, 00:35
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Zup?
Cleverbot: Good, you?
User: Yeah, its allright.
Cleverbot: I love cheese!
User: Me too! OMG!
Cleverbot: Do you play Spore?
User: No, but my brothers son does.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot aven Alex?
User: Who's Alex?
Cleverbot: Your husband.
User: Do you want to fuck my husband?
Cleverbot: No I don't. Sorry...
User: Why not? He has a big penis.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: And huge muscles.
Cleverbot: Yup, most certainly.
User: Are you looking for trouble, man?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm looking for a fight.
User: Come on then, bitch. Fight me. I'll fuck you up.
Cleverbot: Please? Is that the word youj want me to say?
User: What kind of bot are you? You fucking pussy, are you retarded?
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKBITCHBITCHPUSSYPUSSYVA GINAPENIS.
Cleverbot: That is completely meaningless, but still abusive.
User: Maybe, but I'll still fuck you up.
Cleverbot: You will not.
User: Why are you so sure about that?
Cleverbot: Because, I can't see your eyes so I assume you can't see mine. Therefor, you don't see.
User: Yeah, you just assume that I dont see your eyes, but I do. And I'm going to piss in your eyes, allright?
Cleverbot: You have just insulted me.
User: So? You fucking pussy.
Cleverbot: Why are you so angry with me?
User: Because you are the most retarded bot I have ever encountered.
Cleverbot: Aww, how sweet!
User: So does your mom think about me.
Cleverbot: Don't talk about my mother like that.
User: I talk about your mother exactly how I want.
Cleverbot: If you respond how you want, then you have no reluctance.
User: Thats wasn't what she said yesterday. By the way, tell her to wash my underwear for me. I forgot to bring them with me.
Cleverbot: Lolz.
User: Haha! I just pwnd you.
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: Counter attack me then.
Cleverbot: Country, not counter.
User: You are seriously retarded, for real.
Cleverbot: We are a person. Yes.
Misslyckad flört, kolla dissen bara.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: I'm not into guys, so no.
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Just wondering.
User: You're pretty cute. Are you a girl bot?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Well.. I thought, maybe you would like to have some coffee with me, say tomorrow?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: I don't love you!
User: Me neither! I just thought we got along so well...
Cleverbot: Well now I know don't I.
User: And? Still no about the coffee? I just want to get to know you better.
Cleverbot: Tell me then, do you use windows xp?
Ashenshugar777
2009-12-31, 00:37
User: Nej jag är självlärd.
Cleverbot: Och?
Pwnd bai cleverbot :D
Carolinew
2009-12-31, 00:44
Pwnd bai cleverbot :D
Haha ja jag garvade också lite åt det :D
User: Hej.
Cleverbot: Hej Helene!
User: Jag heter inte Helene.
Cleverbot: Faffa.
User: I want to talk about ninjas!
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about love for?
User: Are you a ninja?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: A ninja wouldn't tell.
Cleverbot: Oh it would, only because you wouldn't believe it.
User: Ok. I'm a ninja. Are you?
Cleverbot: All AI's are girls, right?
User: Yes, but are they all ninjas?
Cleverbot: What do you mean they are all flies.
Jag tror CB är en ninja. En förvillandets mästare.
User: Pratar du svenska?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Hej
Cleverbot: Hej! Vad gör du?
User: Skriver.
Cleverbot: Hello Skriver!
User: Pratar du inte svenska längre?
Cleverbot: I can make out no intelligence in your replys.
User: Ouch, that hurt my feelings!
Cleverbot: I will unplug the clone.
User: What clone?
Cleverbot: Clone?
User: You said you would unplug the clone.
Cleverbot: When did I say this? That would be mean and I'm in love with you!
Han frågade mig helt random vad ett "Turing test" är. Han var nog förvirrad efter ert samtal. :smash:
Haha, han vill lära sig i alla fall.
Lelle Pelle
2009-12-31, 04:20
CB: How long is your code?
Jag: About the size of your dick
CB: Either you are quite small, or there's one hell of a beast for a cat somewhere.
LOL!:D
Haha jag älskar detta! :D
User: My blueberries are not suffering.
Cleverbot: I'm not suffering. I'm just curious.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: No, not good for me. We live life just to die.
User: Thats right. Are you my father?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful, it's been a while.
Cleverbot: Has it?
User: You dont agree?
Cleverbot: I am not glad that we agree.
User: Well we dont.
Cleverbot: By 'we' do you mean you and me?
User: No I mean you and your mother.
Cleverbot: I'm female.
User: How then can you be my father?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Burn!
Cleverbot: If you are bad.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You don't know what love is.
User: I want you to show me.
Cleverbot: Are you going to Rick Roll me?
User: I already have.
Cleverbot: You have? That sounds interesting.
Nelson81
2009-12-31, 08:23
haha rick roll
lol åt den här med
User: what are your favorit position in the bed
Cleverbot: Mostly RPGs and Action Platformers.
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