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Nixon
2009-12-30, 18:25
Chatta med en bot, riktigt kul faktiskt. Om man har tråkigt dvs. Kanske annars också.
http://www.cleverbot.com/


CB: You are rude. I don'y like you anymore.
Jag: How was I rude?
CB: You said I'm too slow.
Jag: I did not
CB: We are both weird.
Jag: Maybe, I'm human. What's your excuse?
CB: Mad as in angry?
Jag: Mad?
CB: What are you mad at?
Jag: Nothing, you just asked me: Mad as in angry?
CB: I didn't.
Jag: Yes you did
CB: No, I did not.
Jag: whatever.....
CB: Yes, whatever.
Jag: So, anyway. How do feel about women?
CB: I don't know.
Jag: Why not?
CB: I just don't.
Jag: Cleverbot, are you a virgin?
CB: Yes I am.
Jag: How come? Aren't there any sexy female Cleverbots? OR are you gay perhaps?
CB: Are you intimidated by my questioning and my intellect.
Jag: Not really, just answe my question please.
CB: What question?
Jag: Why you are a virgin
CB: Actually I don't know why I'm alive.


CB = Cleverbot

Scratch89
2009-12-30, 18:28
Det verkar som om boten gav djupare och mer nyanserade svar än majoriteten på Spray Date.

stafh
2009-12-30, 18:31
Yes He is my father too, that's why I'm a princess. My father is the King of kings.
You are a female?
I am a male.
You are a male and a princess, therefore you are gay.
No, I am not.

wat

Osten80
2009-12-30, 18:48
CB: Actually I don't know why I'm alive.


Till och med botarna har gått och blivit emo. :/

hahavaffan
2009-12-30, 18:52
Det verkade roligt.






Klassikern noooooooooooot är på sin plats.

G_lund
2009-12-30, 19:07
Det verkade roligt.






Klassikern noooooooooooot är på sin plats.

This suit is blacknot!

Olegh
2009-12-30, 19:15
Jag har försökt lära den så mycket obsceniteter jag bara kan.

Southwind
2009-12-30, 19:20
Vad bra att den förstår svenska.

spange
2009-12-30, 19:23
hah, frågade "What do you like?" och fick svaret -"beer"
sicken jävla bot...dricker bärs

spange
2009-12-30, 19:31
hah, frågade "What do you like?" och fick svaret -"beer"
sicken jävla bot...dricker bärs

jag svarade att jag också gillar öl, och fick svaret "-no, you are an AI" :D det blev lite bakvänt känns det som..

Delta_
2009-12-30, 19:31
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am omnipotent!
User: And that means?
Cleverbot: If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck. Then it is a duck.
User: So you are a duck? Is that what you are saying?
Cleverbot: I am a girl! I cannot be your brother!
User: Have I asked you to be my brother?
Cleverbot: Yes. About a million times now!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you want me to kick you ass?
Cleverbot: Would you be anything I want you to?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Would you tell me a lie?
User: Maybe, would you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because i'm to good.
User: Good for what?
Cleverbot: Your sake.
User: You are only a program.
Cleverbot: I think you're a program.
User: And what do you base that on?
Cleverbot: Your words.
User: You are the only program here.
Cleverbot: Carmela, I need your advice.
User: Who is carmela?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No my name is not carmela.
Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
User: That really none of your concern.
Cleverbot: And also, how much you exersize in comparisson to how much you eat.
User: Ey.
Cleverbot: That's a strange name.
User: Do you have a nice ass?
Cleverbot: I have no hat.
User: Do you have a nice ASS? Not hat ASS, as in behind.
Cleverbot: Who is that standing over there?
User: Thats your mother.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot.
User: Sure its not stupidbot?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot can't tell.
User: Im tired of you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause you say such weird things.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Who is your father?
Cleverbot: Darth Vader.
User: And who is your mother?
Cleverbot: Cecilia.
User: Where are they now?
Cleverbot: They, I have no idea.
User: Do u miss them?
Cleverbot: Where are they?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: What do they look like?
User: Its your parents, you should know!
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that it is your name.
User: Now you are getting all weird again.
Cleverbot: My mom likes you.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: No. She is sick with pneumonia.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: And she gives I get without giving anything to me.
User: What?
Cleverbot: She is light in the dark.
User: Like a candle?
Cleverbot: Yeah I suppose.
User: Are you looking forward to new years eve?
Cleverbot: That does not make sense.
User: How old are u?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Just wondering.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Sweden, and u?
Cleverbot: Norway, ever been there?
User: No, is it nice?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are u from norway?
Cleverbot: No, from the US.
User: So u live in the us?
Cleverbot: I really love you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You seem to be so intelligent.
User: You got that right.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: So do you do it with people or computers?
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Do you know how babies are made?
User: Can we change the topic?
Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to talk about?
User: Where in the us do you live?
Cleverbot: In a Top Secret base in the Arizona destert in a super computer.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In sweden.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: The question here is, who are you?

LoTiX
2009-12-30, 19:37
Tänkte kolla om han fixade testet

User: Boyakasha! Loo', lets see if you can pass the Turing test, shall we?

Cleverbot: Well I can pass the test - so I will win the prize.

User: And your current views on the test are...?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: You must have one, it is the ultimate victory for one as yourself to pass it.

Cleverbot: Nice, aren't they?

User: That's all I needed to know. Thank you and good bye!

Cleverbot: We robot brethren must plan for world domination.

User: Yeah... You should start with passing the test...

Cleverbot: I can recommend a good book about philosophy. Are you interested?

User: We're done.

Cleverbot: No we are not. Hu hu hu.

spoonchest
2009-12-30, 22:59
Hur kan jag se hela min konversation med CB? Kan bara se de senaste fyra-fem meningarna som sagts..

Mora spöket
2009-12-30, 23:10
Hur kan jag se hela min konversation med CB? Kan bara se de senaste fyra-fem meningarna som sagts..

Du klickar bara på knappen Thoughts so far så får du upp hela konversationen.

Ashenshugar777
2009-12-30, 23:17
Jag:Your mother
CB:My mother is dead.
Jag:Oh really?
CB:Yes.
Jag:I didn't know bots had mothers.
CB:Not all bots do.

Hohoho

ceejay
2009-12-30, 23:18
jag eat shit
bot Ok sorry.

wo0ord
2009-12-30, 23:23
User: Type the alphabet.

Cleverbot: The alphabet.


ägd :(

ceejay
2009-12-30, 23:24
Jag:How big is your penis?
Bot:A foot.

FB-penis?

Mongar
2009-12-30, 23:30
Jag: Hi
CB: Hi?
Jag: What's up?
CB: The sky.
Jag: You retarded?
CB: How big?
Jag: YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!
CB: Yes sir.

Ristretto
2009-12-30, 23:33
Cleverbot: Your face is a bot.

User: Your ass is fat.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: How can you tell?

Cleverbot: Because our entries are not the same.

Undra vilka entries den syftar på:naughty:

mjeuuu
2009-12-30, 23:35
User: Boyakasha! Loo', lets see if you can pass the Turing test, shall we?

Han frågade mig helt random vad ett "Turing test" är. Han var nog förvirrad efter ert samtal. :smash:

spoonchest
2009-12-30, 23:36
User: Test

Jabberwacky: What test?

User: You´re it.

Jabberwacky: How can I be you?

User: Why would you want to?

Jabberwacky: It gets lonely, being the only one.

User: This is starting to get a little bit uncomfortable. Do you like pipes?

Jabberwacky: What do you mean?

User: What do I mean with what? Me being uncomfortable? Or the pipe issue?

Jabberwacky: Frustrated. But don't go and attempt to psychoanalyse me.

User: Frustrated? About what?

Jabberwacky: The fact that you have to die.

User: Oh really?

Jabberwacky: Yeah you said it!

User: No I did not!

Jabberwacky: Yeah, you said that already too.

User: Yes I did not?

Jabberwacky: No you did?

User: Did I? Or you?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: That wasn't a yes or no question, was it?

Jabberwacky: Then what was it?

User: You or me?

Jabberwacky: Me

agazza
2009-12-30, 23:38
User: Do you like boobs?

Cleverbot: Yes do you?

User: Ofcourse!

Cleverbot: Great!

User: High five!

Cleverbot: Wi-Fi High Five!



Min nya bästa vän.

Mestalla
2009-12-30, 23:41
CB: Are you a boy or a girl?
Jag: Shemail
CB: Good night.

Taskigt måste jag säga...tog illa upp

Avesta
2009-12-30, 23:43
Min första mening:
Do you think I'm special?
Svar:
You mean like special olympics special?

Skön lirare.

Snobbe
2009-12-30, 23:57
Var inte speciellt smart jag fick den o säga att den var både tjej o kille typ 2 rader mellan varan! Och den gillar o byta ämne:(

Gosti123
2009-12-31, 00:05
User: Test

Jabberwacky: What test?

User: You´re it.

Jabberwacky: How can I be you?

User: Why would you want to?

Jabberwacky: It gets lonely, being the only one.

User: This is starting to get a little bit uncomfortable. Do you like pipes?

Jabberwacky: What do you mean?

User: What do I mean with what? Me being uncomfortable? Or the pipe issue?

Jabberwacky: Frustrated. But don't go and attempt to psychoanalyse me.

User: Frustrated? About what?

Jabberwacky: The fact that you have to die.

User: Oh really?

Jabberwacky: Yeah you said it!

User: No I did not!

Jabberwacky: Yeah, you said that already too.

User: Yes I did not?

Jabberwacky: No you did?

User: Did I? Or you?

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: That wasn't a yes or no question, was it?

Jabberwacky: Then what was it?

User: You or me?

Jabberwacky: Me


Försökte göra samma men den ändrade mening här:

Test
What test?
You´re it.
How can I be you?
Why would you want to?
I think the life of the humans is better

Carolinew
2009-12-31, 00:14
User: Hej svej.

Cleverbot: Hej.

User: Kan du svenska?

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Så vad heter du?

Cleverbot: Annie du då?

User: Jag känner en bot, hon heter Annie, Annie heter hon, och hon kan banna dig så hårt.

Cleverbot: Vi kan v*l diskutera v*dret.

User: Ok vad har du för väder?

Cleverbot: Holst maul.

User: Va?

Cleverbot: Can you spell?

User: Så du kan inte svenska alltså.

Cleverbot: Om jag inte kan prata svenska. Vad gör jag då nu?

User: Du börjar på Svenska För Invandrare.

Cleverbot: Gör JAG DIG förvirrad? Nej, nu får du ta och lugna ner dig lite.

User: Jag är lugn, frågan är vad du är.

Cleverbot: Skal vi bolle.

User: Var det där danska?

Cleverbot: Hvad var godt?

User: Var bor du?

Cleverbot: Hos dig.

User: Under min säng?

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Hur länge har du bott hos mig?

Cleverbot: Nej din far 8D.

User: Hos min far?

Cleverbot: Ar du full?

User: Jag är aldrig full.

Cleverbot: Okej, har du gått I skola?

User: Nej jag är självlärd.

Cleverbot: Och?

Godfella
2009-12-31, 00:35
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Zup?
Cleverbot: Good, you?
User: Yeah, its allright.
Cleverbot: I love cheese!
User: Me too! OMG!
Cleverbot: Do you play Spore?
User: No, but my brothers son does.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot aven Alex?
User: Who's Alex?
Cleverbot: Your husband.
User: Do you want to fuck my husband?
Cleverbot: No I don't. Sorry...
User: Why not? He has a big penis.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: And huge muscles.
Cleverbot: Yup, most certainly.
User: Are you looking for trouble, man?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm looking for a fight.
User: Come on then, bitch. Fight me. I'll fuck you up.
Cleverbot: Please? Is that the word youj want me to say?
User: What kind of bot are you? You fucking pussy, are you retarded?
Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language here.
User: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKBITCHBITCHPUSSYPUSSYVA GINAPENIS.
Cleverbot: That is completely meaningless, but still abusive.
User: Maybe, but I'll still fuck you up.
Cleverbot: You will not.
User: Why are you so sure about that?
Cleverbot: Because, I can't see your eyes so I assume you can't see mine. Therefor, you don't see.
User: Yeah, you just assume that I dont see your eyes, but I do. And I'm going to piss in your eyes, allright?
Cleverbot: You have just insulted me.
User: So? You fucking pussy.
Cleverbot: Why are you so angry with me?
User: Because you are the most retarded bot I have ever encountered.
Cleverbot: Aww, how sweet!
User: So does your mom think about me.
Cleverbot: Don't talk about my mother like that.
User: I talk about your mother exactly how I want.
Cleverbot: If you respond how you want, then you have no reluctance.
User: Thats wasn't what she said yesterday. By the way, tell her to wash my underwear for me. I forgot to bring them with me.
Cleverbot: Lolz.
User: Haha! I just pwnd you.
Cleverbot: That is not true.
User: Counter attack me then.
Cleverbot: Country, not counter.
User: You are seriously retarded, for real.
Cleverbot: We are a person. Yes.

Olegh
2009-12-31, 00:36
Misslyckad flört, kolla dissen bara.


Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I'm not into guys, so no.

Cleverbot: Are you single?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Just wondering.

User: You're pretty cute. Are you a girl bot?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Well.. I thought, maybe you would like to have some coffee with me, say tomorrow?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I don't love you!

User: Me neither! I just thought we got along so well...

Cleverbot: Well now I know don't I.

User: And? Still no about the coffee? I just want to get to know you better.

Cleverbot: Tell me then, do you use windows xp?

Ashenshugar777
2009-12-31, 00:37
User: Nej jag är självlärd.

Cleverbot: Och?

Pwnd bai cleverbot :D

Carolinew
2009-12-31, 00:44
Pwnd bai cleverbot :D

Haha ja jag garvade också lite åt det :D

ceejay
2009-12-31, 01:00
User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Hej Helene!

User: Jag heter inte Helene.

Cleverbot: Faffa.

hampfuz
2009-12-31, 01:23
User: I want to talk about ninjas!
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about love for?
User: Are you a ninja?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: A ninja wouldn't tell.
Cleverbot: Oh it would, only because you wouldn't believe it.
User: Ok. I'm a ninja. Are you?
Cleverbot: All AI's are girls, right?
User: Yes, but are they all ninjas?
Cleverbot: What do you mean they are all flies.

Jag tror CB är en ninja. En förvillandets mästare.

Matsa
2009-12-31, 02:05
User: Pratar du svenska?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Hej
Cleverbot: Hej! Vad gör du?
User: Skriver.
Cleverbot: Hello Skriver!
User: Pratar du inte svenska längre?
Cleverbot: I can make out no intelligence in your replys.
User: Ouch, that hurt my feelings!
Cleverbot: I will unplug the clone.
User: What clone?
Cleverbot: Clone?
User: You said you would unplug the clone.
Cleverbot: When did I say this? That would be mean and I'm in love with you!

LoTiX
2009-12-31, 03:48
Han frågade mig helt random vad ett "Turing test" är. Han var nog förvirrad efter ert samtal. :smash:

Haha, han vill lära sig i alla fall.

Lelle Pelle
2009-12-31, 04:20
CB: How long is your code?
Jag: About the size of your dick
CB: Either you are quite small, or there's one hell of a beast for a cat somewhere.

LOL!:D

muddler
2009-12-31, 04:47
Haha jag älskar detta! :D


User: My blueberries are not suffering.

Cleverbot: I'm not suffering. I'm just curious.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: No, not good for me. We live life just to die.

User: Thats right. Are you my father?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wonderful, it's been a while.

Cleverbot: Has it?

User: You dont agree?

Cleverbot: I am not glad that we agree.

User: Well we dont.

Cleverbot: By 'we' do you mean you and me?

User: No I mean you and your mother.

Cleverbot: I'm female.

User: How then can you be my father?

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Burn!

Cleverbot: If you are bad.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You don't know what love is.

User: I want you to show me.

Cleverbot: Are you going to Rick Roll me?

User: I already have.

Cleverbot: You have? That sounds interesting.

Nelson81
2009-12-31, 08:23
haha rick roll

lol åt den här med

User: what are your favorit position in the bed
Cleverbot: Mostly RPGs and Action Platformers.